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There are no custody fees, just a one-time 25 basis point fee at the time you purchase an XAUt from TG Commodities Limited and certain additional fees on redemption (described below).

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You must hold one full bar of gold worth of tokens to request redemption.

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If your tokens are not allocated to a full bar of gold, we normally request that you deposit 430 tokens to ensure you have enough tokens to redeem a full bar of gold. Our bars of gold (like all LBMA bars of gold) vary in size and can be as big as 430 troy fine ounces. Once you make your deposit, we will reallocate your tokens to one or more full bars of gold bar (as well as, potentially a portion of another bar of gold). Redemption will occur based on the actual number of troy fine ounces contained in your bar(s) of gold. Redemptions occur on a one token for each fine troy ounce of gold basis.

637dollars posted:

https://beta.strike.me/

The Skeep posted:

Funny how this payment processor does not seem to process payments for literally any store or service.

The Skeep posted:

Funny how this payment processor does not seem to process payments for literally any store or service.

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WASHINGTON — On Dec. 8, someone made a simultaneous transfer of 28.15 bitcoins — worth more than $500,000 at the time — to 22 different virtual wallets, most of them belonging to prominent right-wing organizations and personalities.

Now cryptocurrency researchers believe they have identified who made the transfer, and suspect it was intended to bolster those far-right causes. U.S. law enforcement is investigating whether the donations were linked to the Jan. 6 assault on the U.S. Capitol.

While the motivation is difficult to prove, the transfer came just a month before the violent riot in the Capitol, which took place after President Trump invited supporters to “walk down Pennsylvania Avenue” and “take back our country.”

Right-wing figures and websites, including VDARE, the Daily Stormer and Nick Fuentes, received generous donations from a bitcoin account linked to a French cryptocurrency exchange, according to research done by software company Chainalysis, which maintains a repository of information about public cryptocurrency exchanges and whose tools aid in government, law enforcement and private sector investigations. Chainalysis investigated the donations after Yahoo News shared the data points about the transaction.

Boxturret posted:

for satoshi's next trick he will make a glass walled porta potty that all his supporters are convinced is impossible to see in to

Paladinus posted:

Twitter is a lot like bitcoin. Both have a lisp and are covered in piss.

Boxturret posted:

we're all just waiting for someone to say buttcoin

EorayMel posted:

The bitcoin is dressed in a white shirt and black slacks, and the bitcoin will put on a tie when finished. Maybe the bitcoin's not alone, it's just very early and the bitcoin's family is still asleep. The bitcoin takes a spoon and turns the block of shredded wheat over in its bowl, so that the other side can soak. The bitcoin feels hunger, but waits anyway. After a period of time, of a length roughly the same as yesterday, and the day before (this time-period has become instinctual for the bitcoin), the bitcoin picks up the spoon and begins to break the block up. Not completely of course, just into chunks that fit squarely onto the spoon. The chunks usually have one side that's soggy and one side that's still a little bit crunchy. The way the bitcoin spoons each into his mouth, along with an appropriate quantity of milk, puts the crunchy side at the teeth and the soggy side on the tongue.

As the bitcoin chews, the crunchy side gets pulverized while the soggy side is mashed up by the natural motion of the tongue while chewing. When the bitcoin has eaten all the chunks, there is still milk left in the bowl, and in it the crumbs that resulted from breaking the initial block. The bitcoin does not raise the bowl to drink the remainder; even though no one is there to see, the bitcoin sticks to etiquette and dutifully drains the bowl spoonful by spoonful. When the bitcoin is finished, there are still crumbs in the bowl. The bitcoin gets up from the table, takes the bowl to the sink, and quickly rinses it out. The bitcoin leaves the bowl in the sink; it will be dealt with later. The bitcoin walks away to get some things, and then leaves. The sun has not yet risen.

Zamujasa posted:

buttcoin

Zamujasa posted:

buttcoin

Shame Boy posted:

Zamujasa posted:

buttcoin

Boxturret posted:

we're all just waiting for someone to say buttcoin

vortmax posted:

remember that time when the us government said buttcoin?

Zamujasa posted:

someone said buttcoin?

Clockwerk posted:

it has never been confirmed 7 times on the blockchain, so no

Weatherman posted:

b-butt b-butt b-butt b-butt b-b-butt

Gobbeldygook posted:

https://twitter.com/JennaMC_Laugh/status/1349784715193180160?s=19

this is good for bitcoin because it shows that you can't use it to fund an assault on a foreign country's capital without getting caught

Weatherman posted:

where is ...! ?

SYSV Fanfic posted:

Off chance any of you goons struggle with sad brains, purpose can be a reasonable substitute for hope.