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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/looks_last/status/1349574525407662080?s=20

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Soggy cakes imo

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/jeradwalker/status/1349798163545169920

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Why the gently caress does noted politician vermin supreme not have a blue tick?

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




I will eat only the muggiest of cakes.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

That is an absolute scorcher. Toby Keith sucks so much

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Kenning posted:

I will eat only the muggiest of cakes.

mmm mug cake

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


canyoneer posted:

That is an absolute scorcher. Toby Keith sucks so much

Here's the article it was taken from, which is full of other wonderful bits.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I don't understand what could possess someone to think they could talk poo poo to Kris Kristofferson's face.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Skwirl posted:

I don't understand what could possess someone to think they could talk poo poo to Kris Kristofferson's face.

Or tell someone "no lefty poo poo" at Willie fuckin Nelson's birthday party.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Ted Nugent has claimed that Toby Keith is super lefty, but maybe that's just how he describes anyone to the left of him (almost everyone on the planet)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/itmegreggy/status/1349711612433854466

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

canyoneer posted:

Ted Nugent has claimed that Toby Keith is super lefty, but maybe that's just how he describes anyone to the left of him (almost everyone on the planet)

That's just Ted being Ted. Keith was a Democrat for a long time (albeit a conservative one) and claims to have opposed the Iraq War in a 2007 interview. He was also a big fan of Obama. He's not nearly as much of a rightwing nutjob as you'd think from his super jingoistic songs. His politics are bad for sure, but they're mostly just bad in a boring just-right-of-center way not in a fun QAnon way

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Having Willie Nelson smiling mischievously in the corner makes any story better :allears:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

There's some good stuff on tiktok that doesn't make it to twitter (I rely on my friends with tiktok to get the good stuff though)

e.g.:

https://www.tiktok.com/@brettstoise/video/6905102405042556161
Hank Hill went to a reserve trying to sell propane #nativehumor #nativetiktoks #indigenous #neechiehouse
Counterpoint: TIkTok is incredibly loving obnoxious about wanting me to log in and I refuse to sign up just to watch silly videos

e: yes I am aware of the irony

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sloggin through that swampy cake

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/WenzlerPowers/status/1349837955486068743

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Looper sequel looking real festive

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Good thread
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1349768340869435392

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1349768340869435392.html

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Frostenstein

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well, are we operating on the same principles as the Today's Special cap

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I have no idea why you posted threads, but it is a good thing you did

E. Here's the documentary the film maker did before Threads. The movie is this but with a drama script.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GJttnC8PoA

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Jan 14, 2021

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Zero One posted:

Frostenstein

Frostenstein’s Monster*

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Nottherealaborn posted:

Frostenstein’s Monster*

Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"It's OK if you call me Frostenstein
Instead of Frostenstein’s Monster.
I don't really mind."


https://twitter.com/goodreads/status/795777964394872838?s=21

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Nottherealaborn posted:

Frostenstein’s Monster*
As Frostenstein's son he would also be named Frostenstein

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



The dead body would come to life. It might not be (for whatever meaning of be you like) the former occupant, but when you place that old silk hat on its head, the corpse will begin to dance around. This is supported in the original literature.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dsquintana/status/1349832842625298435

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Free Beacon: look! Look at this guy and what he did!

All the comments: actually it's Cool and Good that he did that.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Memento posted:



Free Beacon: look! Look at this guy and what he did!

All the comments: actually it's Cool and Good that he did that.

Oh poo poo, that's awesome.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/oats___/status/1349431019359842306

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Memento posted:



Free Beacon: look! Look at this guy and what he did!

All the comments: actually it's Cool and Good that he did that.

I definitely misread this and reacted angrily at him and Biden.

That’s legitimately awesome though.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Splicer posted:

Counterpoint: TIkTok is incredibly loving obnoxious about wanting me to log in and I refuse to sign up just to watch silly videos

e: yes I am aware of the irony

I just found out that tiktok is a website and not something you use to record videos to post to twitter

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Riatsala posted:

Exactly. I've since seen dozens of adult loggerheads but exactly zero of them were on the beach during daytime. Hell, I've never seen sea turtle tracks that didn't lead directly to a nest then directly back into the ocean, so I'm not even sure that they come onto the beach for any other reason.

but I ain't no turtle biologist so whatever

You are correct in thinking that sea turtles don't come onto land unless they're laying eggs. You might notice they're very bad at being on land.

This means male turtles never do return to land after they hatch, incidentally.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Y2K_mindset/status/1349800803905757184

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/HodeiEH1999/status/1349269398138335233?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnlyEdAsner/status/1349810477489012743

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



projecthalaxy posted:

The dead body would come to life. It might not be (for whatever meaning of be you like) the former occupant, but when you place that old silk hat on its head, the corpse will begin to dance around. This is supported in the original literature.

Would the corpse shout "Happy Birthday!" or is that only what Frosty says?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Skwirl posted:

Oh poo poo, that's awesome.

Nottherealaborn posted:

I definitely misread this and reacted angrily at him and Biden.

That’s legitimately awesome though.

As someone from the area, it's incredible that they found the coolest thing he ever did and tried to use it against him. He hardly works with the progressives on the city counsel at all and they don't have kind words to say about him.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AndTheBandAides/status/1349743716240601088

https://twitter.com/PiaGlenn/status/1349914876815106048

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

trapped mouse posted:

As someone from the area, it's incredible that they found the coolest thing he ever did and tried to use it against him. He hardly works with the progressives on the city counsel at all and they don't have kind words to say about him.

They're putting out as many feel good stories as they can about the new Biden admin to make the succdems feel good. See every single story about the diversity of the incoming team that doesn't mention a thing about how uniformly regressive their politics actually is.

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