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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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my parents dog seems to like em
thanks Manifisto!
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Jan 14, 2021 23:51
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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anecdotal... but yes, I'll put that down as a point for the pro-digestible column!
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Jan 15, 2021 00:50
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About how much paper towel are we talkin' about here, OP?
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Jan 15, 2021 00:59
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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one would think it not unresonable to label two wide "squares" (bounty brand size or similar, not store brands which tend to be very narrow) as a single portion or serving, no?
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Jan 15, 2021 01:11
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and then uses it to wipe with
thanks Manifisto!
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Jan 15, 2021 01:18
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and then uses it to wipe with
The quicker picker-upper!
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Jan 15, 2021 01:21
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u can eat paper and a towel ipso facto
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Jan 15, 2021 01:23
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one would think it not unresonable to label two wide "squares" (bounty brand size or similar, not store brands which tend to be very narrow) as a single portion or serving, no?
Okay, I don't understand what we're doing yet, but I like to help a BYOB pal out, so I ate two squares.
Preliminary results:
- Requires a lot of water
- Not as tasty as tortillas
- Probably gonna skip dinner now
- Verified: I can eat two paper towel squares
- Pending: Digestion results
Stay tuned...
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Jan 15, 2021 01:27
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A commercial where a person swallows and passes a bounty paper towel, pulls it out of the toilet and tugs on it to show how strong bounty brand paper towels are.
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Jan 15, 2021 01:57
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A commercial where a person swallows and passes a bounty paper towel, pulls it out of the toilet and tugs on it to show how strong bounty brand paper towels are.
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Jan 15, 2021 01:59
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eating a roll of brawny and drinking the entire Gatorade dispenser of blue fluid
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Jan 15, 2021 01:59
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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lol do you think hair dressers ever look at the blue stuff their combs are in and say "haha thats my blue fluid, that's the blue fluid that came from me"
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Jan 15, 2021 02:09
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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NO WE CANT TALK ABOUT THAT NOW
We're here to discuss paper towel edibility for an idea I have.
So to the guy or (lady) who ate the paper towels earlier... did you make sure there were no chemicals like bleach or like wood alcohol idk
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Jan 15, 2021 02:10
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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ideally want something organic with minimal binders...
Mmm I can almost taste it now!
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Jan 15, 2021 02:11
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it's 2am, you want baklava, but don't have any phyllo in the house
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Jan 15, 2021 03:01
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well worst case scenario is you go blind!
Update: still feeling pretty full, wish I could have had real dinner but just overall kinda meh about it. Everything else seems normal, about to go to bed.
Hope to have some answers about digestion in 10-16 hours, assuming my pooping schedule stays the same.
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Jan 15, 2021 04:53
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You can turn toilet paper into moonshine, if that helps.
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Jan 15, 2021 18:16
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just bu ya bidet PM. best part is the bidet doubles as a water fountain
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Jan 15, 2021 19:01
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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my plan is to make PAPER TOWEL JERKY
what you do is, using melted butter or meat drippings, u soak the paper towel in the melted stuff and then let it dry in light heat until the whole thing is crispy, these can then be bagged and sold as a delicious treat.
Maybe you'd need like two layers on top of eachother for sufficient thickness and crisp
Ever taste munchos? I imagine this would taste exactly like munchos.
Who is ready to make SOME MONEY with ME
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Jan 15, 2021 19:48
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Oh, hi, OP.
Crapped an hour or so ago, so I'm thinking that's a "yes" on digestion, or at least ability to pass. I don't suppose I did a super job on breaking down cellulose, but I didn't really examine it, sorry.
Flavor was bad, gotta admit. Soaking in butter might do wonders.
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Jan 15, 2021 19:53
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my plan is to make PAPER TOWEL JERKY
what you do is, using melted butter or meat drippings, u soak the paper towel in the melted stuff and then let it dry in light heat until the whole thing is crispy, these can then be bagged and sold as a delicious treat.
Maybe you'd need like two layers on top of eachother for sufficient thickness and crisp
Ever taste munchos? I imagine this would taste exactly like munchos.
Who is ready to make SOME MONEY with ME
I don't think you can make butter crispy. I've never seen crispy butter. Crispy cheese yes, crispy butter, no. Perhaps if you sealed the butter in cheese?
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Jan 15, 2021 20:09
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Jan 15, 2021 20:11
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In England they call it "kitchen roll".
Hmm...
Sausage roll...
Kitchen roll...
Could be on to something there.
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Jan 15, 2021 22:25
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whatever, i still think your idea is to wipe from the inside out by eating paper towels
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Jan 15, 2021 23:36
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Oh, hi, OP.
Crapped an hour or so ago, so I'm thinking that's a "yes" on digestion, or at least ability to pass. I don't suppose I did a super job on breaking down cellulose, but I didn't really examine it, sorry.
Flavor was bad, gotta admit. Soaking in butter might do wonders.
Feeling a little distressed in the bowels right now, maybe this isn't a good idea after all.
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Jan 16, 2021 00:18
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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suck it up princess lol
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