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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Tories really do have hosed-up faces*

quote:

Researchers have created a machine learning system that they claim can determine a person’s political party, with reasonable accuracy, based only on their face.



The study, which appeared this week in the Nature journal Scientific Reports, was conducted by Stanford University’s Michal Kosinski. Kosinski made headlines in 2017 with work that found that a person’s sexual preference could be predicted from facial data.



The algorithm managed to reach as high as 71% accurate when predicting political party between two like individuals, and 73% presented with two individuals of any age, ethnicity or gender

*system tested on US conservatives, may need re-training for our particular breed of inbred failsons

E: In 1997 we were told that things could only get better, which was immediately and then consistently afterwards proven to be one of the worst predictions ever made by physicist Brian Cox

TACD fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Jan 15, 2021

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DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Borrovan posted:

From the manager's perspective: increase value in the short-term; get promoted & move somewhere else; leave someone else to reap the long-term shitstorm you've sown
From the shareholder's perspective: increase value in the short-term; sell seLL SELL
From nobody's perspective: take a slight hit in the short term to sow the seeds of long-term growth; get fired for not hitting short-term targets; watch someone else get the credit for your work (or, more commonly, burn it to the ground)

There must be some snappy business studies buzzword for at least the first one of these

Intrapreneurship!

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

It's a shame people are less religious as they have just shifted christian concept of being rewarded for suffering onto working in a call centre rather than a metaphysical relationship with God. Maybe in 500 years people will look back on this period and look at all our art and culture and not get in because its all a bit religious capitalist

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


justcola posted:

in 500 years people
I see you're an optimist

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Another cracker in yesterday's Morning Star that I heard no where else, there's a bill going through the Lords, the Covert Human Intelligence Sources Bill that is trying to make it illegal for under-18s to be used as undercover sources for the filth. And of course, our bold opposition have largely abstained with the notable exception of Baroness Shami Chakrabarti. Hell to the yeah.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
County Lines: Actually moral when we do it.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

forkboy84 posted:

Another cracker in yesterday's Morning Star that I heard no where else, there's a bill going through the Lords, the Covert Human Intelligence Sources Bill that is trying to make it illegal for under-18s to be used as undercover sources for the filth. And of course, our bold opposition have largely abstained with the notable exception of Baroness Shami Chakrabarti. Hell to the yeah.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jan/11/labour-facing-another-split-over-police-immunity-in-spy-cops-bill

I think you'll find she's just trying to cause trouble by not abstaining on this piece of poo poo bill


quote:

Labour sources complained that Chakrabarti was trying to inflame internal divisions between the Corbyn and Starmer supporting wings of the party. One said there had been “no real attempt” to engage with the party leadership on the issue.

where the party leadership at is


quote:

Keir Starmer, the Labour leader, had called on the party to abstain over the bill, arguing that statutory regulation of undercover operatives would have been necessary if the party had been in power, after the government only narrowly won a court case over the issue.

hey we'd do something just as poo poo so it's fine!

they've proposed some obviously doomed amendments apparently, but given Keith's MO I can't see them going back to amend it if he ever did win power

XMNN fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Jan 15, 2021

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.


I bet 30 pounds a week that they are planning to u turn on this again.

Boris just wants another shot at landing the "Marcus Rashford is more effective opposition" joke that he fumbled at PMQs.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



jiggerypokery posted:

I bet 30 pounds a week that they are planning to u turn on this again.

Boris just wants another shot at landing the "Marcus Rashford is more effective opposition" joke that he fumbled at PMQs.

I don't see how he benefits from this? Sure it weakens Kier as a leader but simultaneously acknowledges that his government is poo poo, and gives the public ammo to be rightly infuriated by it.

Is his sole aim to be able to say "Labour is just as bad as us, you have no choice" in four years time?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

stev posted:

I don't see how he benefits from this? Sure it weakens Kier as a leader but simultaneously acknowledges that his government is poo poo, and gives the public ammo to be rightly infuriated by it.

Is his sole aim to be able to say "Labour is just as bad as us, you have no choice" in four years time?

firstly, you're assuming he's planning that far ahead. secondly, you're assuming he's still going to be there in four years. thirdly, you're assuming that he can't just go "we're the greatest country on earth wot wot! those are british fish and chips rotting in the street! pakistanis back where their burqas came from!" and get a landslide majority

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I would just assume they really really want to stop giving kids free food and if they try enough times then eventually it’ll sneak through without too much uproar

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


stev posted:

I don't see how he benefits from this? Sure it weakens Kier as a leader but simultaneously acknowledges that his government is poo poo, and gives the public ammo to be rightly infuriated by it.

Is his sole aim to be able to say "Labour is just as bad as us, you have no choice" in four years time?

The idea is eventually there will be fatigue from the public as you can't just continually get mad at one thing forever unless you are UKMT goon levels of broken. The alternative option is everyone is so mad about the school meals that they can pass other heinous poo poo on the sly that is less powerfully emotive.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/seanbgoneill/status/1350024097581981697?s=19

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Boris - 1:0 - Keith

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

forkboy84 posted:

you can't just continually get mad at one thing forever unless you are UKMT goon levels of broken

Let me tell you about immigrants.

And let crispix tell you about the bins.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

TACD posted:

I would just assume they really really want to stop giving kids free food and if they try enough times then eventually it’ll sneak through without too much uproar

I think it's this, but from the other direction. They know they have to keep giving kids lunches in the holidays during the pandemic, but they make a fuss every time, because otherwise it'll become "a thing" and people will expect it to carry on afterwards. Can't let public goodness sneak through under cover of an emergency!

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Brand shiny new pod from the UKMT is out for your enjoyment:

https://twitter.com/PraxisCast/status/1350029326918541313?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Remainders have now pivoted to actually it's lexiters who are responsible for brexit

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Cool does that mean we're doing lexit stuff now or is it just more punching leftwards and marching rightwards?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Guavanaut posted:

Cool does that mean we're doing lexit stuff now or is it just more punching leftwards and marching rightwards?

https://twitter.com/johnharris1969/status/1349836814157283328?s=19
https://twitter.com/johnharris1969/status/1349841334908178441?s=19

Lol at this though

https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/464018702606688256?s=19
https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/464021140340371456?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:unsmith:

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1350032030344613888?s=19

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Love Brexit, gonna be great when we're forced into 70 hour work weeks with no paid breaks, leave, or legal protections.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

peanut- posted:

In a fit of new year stupidity I signed up for a vegetable box delivery. Anyone know what a human does with a celeriac?

Because I got so many good suggestions last week, anyone have inspiration for Jerusalem artichokes?

Also lol @ the police forgetting to save their Excel spreadsheet and claiming a "software bug" has lost information from their "database"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Unlike the UK government, which hates privatization.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

peanut- posted:

Because I got so many good suggestions last week, anyone have inspiration for Jerusalem artichokes?

Also lol @ the police forgetting to save their Excel spreadsheet and claiming a "software bug" has lost information from their "database"

They're a fraud of a vegetable you have to get rid of so much for the edible bit and it costs a ton and I'd just not that good

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


keep punching joe posted:

Love Brexit, gonna be great when we're forced into 70 hour work weeks with no paid breaks, leave, or legal protections.

The silver lining of this particular poo poo sandwich is it almost guarantees to reinvigorate trade unionism & honestly, radical socialism. Coz people are going to get hosed over. Accelerationism is our best hope now :smith:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Unlike the UK government, which hates privatization.
Labour's position is now that lexit was an impossible pipe dream but anything other than Tory brexit is class betrayal.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jose posted:

They're a fraud of a vegetable you have to get rid of so much for the edible bit and it costs a ton and I'd just not that good

Wow, reported for antisemitism

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


peanut- posted:

Also lol @ the police forgetting to save their Excel spreadsheet and claiming a "software bug" has lost information from their "database"
I'm wondering if this means I can get a clean ACRO certificate now when applying for travel visas. Probably not, but it'd be nice

Heard the Labour response on the news this morning, some generic "it is putting the public at risk" line. Seeing a lot of those lately, like the "it is not the right time" think for trampling workers' rights, but no actual substantive opposition when it counts. Is this... opposition for opposition's sake?!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
found todays twitter main character

https://twitter.com/HoxtonDad/status/1350013180475564033?s=20

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

So our government makes millions growing and selling weed overseas, but the cops can flip your child to snitch on you if you're growing it in your garage?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Wachter posted:

So our government makes millions growing and selling weed overseas, but the cops can flip your child to snitch on you if you're growing it in your garage?

no its the husband of a tory MP who makes millions

https://twitter.com/Eli_Edwards/status/1349844099055185929?s=20

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

forkboy84 posted:

The silver lining of this particular poo poo sandwich is it almost guarantees to reinvigorate trade unionism & honestly, radical socialism. Coz people are going to get hosed over. Accelerationism is our best hope now :smith:

Wishful thinking,

Lexiters reminded me a lot of pro-Union lefties during the Indyref. They had the same deluded belief that the British public would immediately swing back to socialism and we didn't need to worry about the Tories immediately loving everything for everyone but themselves.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
How much value does the 48-hour working week thing have in practice? Every employment contract I've ever signed just has an opt-out clause in it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Amazing that it's the number of hours worked and not our dogshit hourly productivity that's the problem for them.

Wachter posted:

So our government makes millions growing and selling weed overseas, but the cops can flip your child to snitch on you if you're growing it in your garage?
Yes but nobody's making millions out of that.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol the democrats promised people $2k checks when biden took over and have instantly pivoted to $1400 checks because it was in fact a total of $2k they were talking about

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

peanut- posted:

Because I got so many good suggestions last week, anyone have inspiration for Jerusalem artichokes?

Do not listen to the naysayers! Jerusalem artichokes are the finest vegetable. They are best peeled and roasted, at a fairly high temperature so they brown outside (they should be mushy inside). You can add things if you like (eg garlic, leeks, butter, or just gravy).

A common alternative is soup. It's good as soups go, but roasting is better.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Jose posted:

lol the democrats promised people $2k checks when biden took over and have instantly pivoted to $1400 checks because it was in fact a total of $2k they were talking about

That was always what they were talking about.

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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Yeah, if you read the small print. The adverts were all talking about $2000 cheques.

I feel like it's probably a bad move to have the very first thing you do in office be to let people think that you're a dishonest weasel, but then I'm not a politics expert.

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