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Facebook Aunt posted:Then explain the little hat, smart guy. You've never seen a dolphin hunting hat before? And you call yourself a dolphin expert!
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uh, the humans created the capitalism by paying the dolphins. the dolphins just realized that there is no ethical consumption and that humans are easy to scam
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Carthag Tuek posted:uh, the humans created the capitalism by paying the dolphins. the dolphins just realized that there is no ethical consumption and that humans are easy to scam Yeah, what the deal? The dolphin didn't create capitalism, the dumb humans are just salty that she's better at it than them. Skippy McPants has issued a correction as of 06:14 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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It's not capitalism until the head dolphin pays other dolphins to hide stuff! Clearly these dolphins have formed a peaceful syndicate
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Today I learned about the world of FTIDs and DNAs and I am having a hearty chuckle at Amazon and associates retailers
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lol what a dumb take the aquarium was the one to create capitalism by trying to train the dolphins to scab and undercut the wages of the existing tank-cleaning staff one of the dolphins figured out how to cheat the capitalists, and freely shared that knowledge with their fellow dolphins communism in action
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Main Paineframe posted:lol what a dumb take why isnt there a marxism smiley
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in the UK they call these types of things Property Guardians where you can rent a spot in an abandoned building that needs guards or cleaners and you get to be the guard or cleaner if you pay them.
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lollontee posted:why isnt there a marxism smiley Cos you'd have to pay for it before the dissonance hits
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seem that im going to need a lot more drugs before we get to :marxism:
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Fried Watermelon posted:in the UK they call these types of things Property Guardians where you can rent a spot in an abandoned building that needs guards or cleaners and you get to be the guard or cleaner if you pay them. tbh in decaying modern California where every single strip mall is at best half empty that sounds like a good deal. I'll live in your lovely office park if you pay me
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Larry Parrish posted:tbh in decaying modern California where every single strip mall is at best half empty that sounds like a good deal. I'll live in your lovely office park if you pay me other way around. you pay rent for being the guard at some place and living there
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Carthag Tuek posted:other way around. you pay rent for being the guard at some place and living there fail
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there was a guy street over from me who let out a room in his apartment where part of the rent was cleaning the whole apartment housing shortages are pretty hosed up
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Main Paineframe posted:lol what a dumb take the posadists were right
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Carthag Tuek posted:other way around. you pay rent for being the guard at some place and living there This deal is getting worse all the time
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Carthag Tuek posted:other way around. you pay rent for being the guard at some place and living there Doesn't one have to guard every place they live? Isn't that what occupancy is?
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you only live in part of it, but you have to guard the whole thing. its like getting a job as the night watchman at a mall, but you get a room for free when youre not working, but instead of getting a paycheck, you have to pay rent Fried Watermelon should fill in here, cause i only know it second hand
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Carthag Tuek posted:you only live in part of it, but you have to guard the whole thing. its like getting a job as the night watchman at a mall, but you get a room for free when youre not working, but instead of getting a paycheck, you have to pay rent so essentially you get a job that doesn't even entirely cover your rent?? loving christ
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World War Mammories posted:so essentially you get a job that doesn't even entirely cover your rent?? loving christ Yeah, what gives?
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does it entail actual guarding, or is it so that it's not legally "abandoned"
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Greg12 posted:does it entail actual guarding, or is it so that it's not legally "abandoned" It sounds like it's the second one until someone breaks in to steal some copper at which point it magically switches to the first one and you're liable because you were supposed to be guarding it
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Greg12 posted:does it entail actual guarding, or is it so that it's not legally "abandoned" mostly the second, it's a way for absentee commercial landlords to deter squatters in vacant buildings but it's also a convenient way to bypass all manner of tenant protections, because the "guardians" are treated as contractors with a "license to occupy" rather than as actual tenants. so illegal evictions and barely-inhabitable spaces abound. this theory likely has no legal force behind it, but local authorities are typically uninterested in prosecuting the agencies that write the contracts since these low-cost arrangements are convenient in an age of service cuts and shuttered agencies on top of that, it's a tax savings for the owners because they can dodge business tax by reclassifying the buildings as domestic rather than commercial
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Lol at being the castellan for an abandoned McDonald's
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Shame Boy posted:It sounds like it's the second one until someone breaks in to steal some copper at which point it magically switches to the first one and you're liable because you were supposed to be guarding it Yeah it's the second one, to combat squatter's rights.
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No-rights contractor renter where it's also a job that doesn't pay at all sounds like the next prop that'll be passed in a year or two
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Main Paineframe posted:mostly the second, it's a way for absentee commercial landlords to deter squatters in vacant buildings It probably saves on insurance too. An unoccupied building can cost more to insure.
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Shima Honnou posted:No-rights contractor renter where it's also a job that doesn't pay at all sounds like the next prop that'll be passed in a year or two Wow it's like you don't even care about the people who like the current way structuresharing works, don't you have any respect for their side houstle? 
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LastInLine posted:Doesn't one have to guard every place they live? Isn't that what occupancy is? if you live there, the katana is on the wall
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also, this is portrayed as a delightfully quirky way to make friends and have fun in the comfort of your own home in some phoebe waller-bridge sitcom
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is that....a gutted burger king? where are you supposed to shower? in the utility sink?
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The Nastier Nate posted:is that....a gutted burger king? Deep fryer.
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That's nothing. https://twitter.com/LauraInternauta/status/1350127471212032003?s=20 160 square feet, no bedroom. It's literally a bathroom.
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The Nastier Nate posted:is that....a gutted burger king? just get a gym membership
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boar guy posted:just get install this shower-sharing app that lets you take a shower in random people's houses, try a blastpass for up to 5 free showers a month restrictions apply
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you joke but it already exists for swimming pools 
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boar guy posted:you joke but it already exists for swimming pools It's only a joke until some VC trashcan person sees it
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