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Warthur posted:I think Icke 100% did know that reptilian aliens were in UFO lore before he talked about it because he steals almost all of his talking points, and had been in the habit of doing so for years before he got onto the Reptoid kick. He is one of the biggest plagiarists on the scene next to Alex Jones. Interesting. Nice write ups. Didn't know about Gods of Eden, which seems like a fun book, and according to your writeup devoid of the hate that mars so much of this stuff. I've also never read any Icke, instead I just used to watch his lectures on youtube. One thing to have them on in the background, but I think I"d go crazy sitting through one in real life. Ambitious Spider fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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Warthur posted:I think Icke 100% did know that reptilian aliens were in UFO lore before he talked about it because he steals almost all of his talking points, and had been in the habit of doing so for years before he got onto the Reptoid kick. He is one of the biggest plagiarists on the scene next to Alex Jones. Them: Adventures with Extremists, is a fun book about extremists and conspiracy theorists in the immediate pre-9/11 era (and since updated) that was notable for picking up on Jones almost by accident, he was a minor figure among the Ickes and suburban Jihadist voices and New Klan who pops up screaming about poo poo from time to time, but contains this exchange: quote:‘Alex!’ I called. ‘What’s David Icke doing on television?’ ‘Oh,’ sighed Alex. ‘He’s big news.’ ‘Really?’ ‘You know him?’ ‘Well,’ I said, ‘he once announced on the Terry Wogan chat show on the BBC that he was the son of God.’ ‘That figures,’ said Alex, wearily. ‘He seems to be saying that the Bilderberg Group are twelve-foot lizards,’ I said. ‘DAVID ICKE,’ yelled Alex, suddenly, ‘IS A TURD IN A PUNCHBOWL!’ ‘What do you mean?’ ‘He talks about the global elite, the Bilderberg Group, these power structures which are all real, all true. Meat and potatoes! Something you can bite into! And then at the end of this he says, “By the way, they’re all blood-drinking lizards.” ’ ‘Really?’ ‘Al Gore needs blood to drink. So does Prince Philip. He’s discrediting the whole thing. You’ve got a nice fruit punch. Icke takes a great big dump right in the middle of it, and now nobody’s going to drink out of that punchbowl. That’s his job, and he’s doing his job well.’ ‘Are you suggesting that David Icke is in league with the global elite,’ I said, ‘employed to make the whole thing seem ridiculous?’ ‘He’s either a smart opportunist con man,’ said Alex, ‘or he’s totally insane, or he’s working for them directly.’ There's another bit of Icke-lore from it for free here. In general though yeah, post-meltdown he does just seem to absorb the wrongest possible opinions by some kind of osmosis and reflect them on his stupid site, last time I bothered looking it was the '5G towers destroy oxygen' poo poo.
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Guavanaut posted:And, much like Qanon, Jones loving hates him for it. Like Icke seriously got under his skin far more than the Clintons stinking of brimstone or whatever he gets performatively outraged about for the greatest sin, threatening the grift. I didn't know it was a book, but they made that into a documentary series. I think it might be where Jones' footage of Bohemian Grove first aired. edit:here's the episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBMw2QErYzs Ambitious Spider fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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Jan 16, 2021 15:20
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Morningwoodpecker posted:That interpretation in this instance requires an assumption he genuinely thinks lying is wrong, he endangered a kid and tried to pick a row with the child's parent. So I doubt he's a particularly moral individual beyond condemning anyone for not demonstrating the same moral code and beliefs he parrots having picked it up from his peer group. I was trying to explain to you what cognitive dissonance is, not speak to the inner life of a person that neither of us have met.
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Jan 16, 2021 16:49
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It's almost like q anon is the cassandra curse inverted
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Captain Monkey posted:I was trying to explain to you what cognitive dissonance is, not speak to the inner life of a person that neither of us have met. Based on his behaviour he sounds like a twat, so I'm happy to slate him.
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Jan 16, 2021 18:18
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Why does everyone freeze in fear before the music starts? Is Tom Hanks that bad?
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Jan 16, 2021 18:28
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I don’t know why he wouldn’t be in on q stuff in the narrative. A boomer almost as beloved as JFK jr. He should be leading the mole-child laser armies.
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Jan 16, 2021 18:34
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Based on his behaviour he sounds like a twat, so I'm happy to slate him. I don’t care about that part.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I don’t know why he wouldn’t be in on q stuff in the narrative. A boomer almost as beloved as JFK jr. He should be leading the mole-child laser armies. It's because a major Q influencer says she has some "Recovered memories" about him
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Jan 16, 2021 19:51
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He was also one of the first few famous people to catch COVID-19 and have to be quarantined, back around the time when the story was that any famous person who claimed to have COVID-19 was actually admitting to taking a tainted dose of adenochrome
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Captain Monkey posted:I don’t care about that part. I know, you want a tedious definition argument which I don't care about.
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BiggerBoat posted:Cross posting but...gently caress..what do you DO with these people? The true believers and hardcore weirdos are by far the biggest and most serious problem and I'm hosed if I know what to do about them. Right to life protests in town this weekend is the main reason assholes have sprouted. Was it near downtown?
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I loving swear, y’all: https://twitter.com/copingmaga/status/1350684274534477826?s=21
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Blue Moonlight posted:I loving swear, y’all: This reads like a 4channer making fun of Q people It's just a touch too self aware to be real
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VitalSigns posted:This reads like a 4channer making fun of Q people Yeah a real qultist would never admit that they stole the idea from a high-concept action movie, much less call it "New and experimental" since most of these Q drops subtly imply that The Deep State uses weird action movie plot hooks on an average tuesday
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All it takes is enough people to latch onto it and take it seriously.
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Jan 17, 2021 07:49
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the dumbest plotline, but has a reasonable shot at making trump's diehard supporters into a horde of rabid hogs that think biden is draining the swamp and planning to arrest pelosi any. day. now. theyd be his loudest and most adoring fans overnight, the fact they think he is in fact trump will be irrelevant.
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Argas posted:This is what happens when society doesn't take care of itself, essentially. Ordinarily someone could intervene before poo poo gets bad. Friends get involved, misinformation gets properly repudiated, etc. But very few of these things are being done. Many parts selfish parties in government, many parts profit-seeking companies, a few parts everyone being so worn out/down that they can barely look after themselves nevermind others. A strong individualistic streak probably doesn't help matters if these people insist on trying to bootstrap themselves instead of accepting state aid or whatever
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VitalSigns posted:This reads like a 4channer making fun of Q people The Face Off poster doesn’t give it away? It’s a pretty good joke.
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Jan 17, 2021 11:13
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Karma Comedian posted:Right to life protests in town this weekend is the main reason assholes have sprouted. Was it near downtown? St. Augustine beach so about 5 miles out
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Jan 17, 2021 13:22
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I've already seen a bunch of poo poo about how Joe is actually JFK Jr. wearing "the animated mask." I do like Trump/Biden Face/Off cinematic universe better, though. Why stop at something so mundane as surgery, though? Why not make it... The Trump/Biden Get Out cinematic universe! Full brain swaps! Why not, it's something.
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Jan 17, 2021 15:52
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Traitor Paces Traitin' Places?
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JonathonSpectre posted:I've already seen a bunch of poo poo about how Joe is actually JFK Jr. wearing "the animated mask." Greater fake melania theory makes so much sense. They were beta testing on Jill Biden.
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JonathonSpectre posted:I've already seen a bunch of poo poo about how Joe is actually JFK Jr. wearing "the animated mask." The problem with Face/Off, both in the film and in the premise of Trump swapping on Biden’s face, is that the two people involved have different body and face types. You could maybe suspend disbelief for Travolta and Cage, but the very premise of Trump obtaining a fairy slight physique and Biden becoming a chonky boi limits believability fairy significantly.
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I could swear I've actually seen the "Trump's brain was implanted into Biden's body" thing presented seriously, too. Probably seriously. Who knows, Poe's Law and all.
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Blue Moonlight posted:The problem with Face/Off, both in the film and in the premise of Trump swapping on Biden’s face, is that the two people involved have different body and face types. You could maybe suspend disbelief for Travolta and Cage, but the very premise of Trump obtaining a fairy slight physique and Biden becoming a chonky boi limits believability fairy significantly. everyone is gonna notice mr bidens new dumptrunk booty... but aint noone gonna say anything about it
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Blue Moonlight posted:I loving swear, y’all: Nonsense, everybody knows Joe Biden is just one in a series of clones created by (corrupted) cloning of JFK jr. Trump will merely insert his brain into an abducted clone stolen from Vatican and assume Clone No. 1's position at the inauguration.
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steinrokkan posted:Nonsense, everybody knows Joe Biden is just one in a series of clones created by (corrupted) cloning of JFK jr. Trump will merely insert his brain into an abducted clone stolen from Vatican and assume Clone No. 1's position at the inauguration.
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HootTheOwl posted:Traitor Paces Trader joe's
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Captain Duvel posted:Trader joe's Traitor Joe's
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HootTheOwl posted:Traitor Joe's Already taken by 7 Days to Die and thus the legal intellectual property of The Fun Pimps LLC 
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shoeberto posted:Greater fake melania theory makes so much sense. They were beta testing on Jill Biden. Fake Melania actually happened a couple times, didn't it? Like, wasn't there an obvious body double a few times?
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BiggerBoat posted:Fake Melania actually happened a couple times, didn't it? Like, wasn't there an obvious body double a few times? It sure seemed like it, but no serious reporter would say anything other than "you people are crazy"
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BiggerBoat posted:Fake Melania actually happened a couple times, didn't it? Like, wasn't there an obvious body double a few times? I actually do think it's legit, because it's 110% on-brand for an administration that would roll out stacks of blank papers as props to explain how great their legislative agenda is. But I don't think there's much hard evidence beyond a few pictures. I'm sure it's been Zapruder'd on Twitter by now 
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Also ‘hired an actress because my wife can’t stand to be around me’ is very different than ‘replaced by a clone because the real one is in gitmo’
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Has this been posted yet? New footage from The New Yorker taking us inside the Capitol Bldg and a look at the "peaceful" protests. It's rough to watch and it took me 3 tries because I just can't anymore with these people. https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/01/17/capitol-riot-video-the-new-yorker-newsroom-vpx.cnn Choice quotes: "While we're here, we might as well set up a government!" "You think you're scared of Antifa? Well guess what? America showed up!" (It sure did) (to the police): "It aint safe for you here" "Where the gently caress is Nancy? Where are they? Let's vote on some poo poo!" My favorite I think was the one dude rummaging through a desk, finding some papers, skimming them and muttering "it's gotta be in ere somewhere..." ... Ah, you know what? gently caress just watch the whole thing if you can stomach it.
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BiggerBoat posted:My favorite I think was the one dude rummaging through a desk, finding some papers, skimming them and muttering "it's gotta be in ere somewhere..." Nancy Pelosi: "they'll never find the real electoral map in my top right desk door!"
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That CNN video is hilarious because the “expert” they’re interviewing says the random guys leafing through papers and taking pictures of random documents show signs of military document recovery training.
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VitalSigns posted:Nancy Pelosi: "they'll never find the real electoral map in my top right desk door!" "That's where I keep the map to the secret codes of the underground adrenochrome factories, Mwa-haha-haaaa! And I would have gotten it with it too if it weren't you I seriously wonder what exactly those dopes were, in fact, actually looking for though. The dude skimming the papers with his index finger and being all like "aha! See? Ted Cruz was going to betray us all along! Yeah...this is big!" or whatever the gently caress. The complete seriousness of it just floored me. "uh uh....says here...uh....yeah, YEAH! This is...uh...important and stuff! Get a shot of this, Gene. Yeah., yeah....look right here, Daryl. This says they're gonna...uh...I dunno...'vote' on somethin'. Probably the smoking gun right here. We got em." It's like someone skimming over readable documents in a video game that advance the story when all they want to do is fight more monsters and poo poo. Watching these dipshits argue decorum over the VP chair is something else as well. I can't decide if it was funny, sad, infuriating or what but then Bison Shaman gets us there and is like "gently caress yeah! woooo!" they just all kind of cave because he is their leader. It was like something out of a WWE story line except all too real. Mike Judge would have cut it from Idiocracy for being too over the top.
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