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The Oldest Man posted:It's only a joke until some VC trashcan person sees it I've been joking about an app all week where people post their animals and then someone pays to hang out with them. It started exclusively as an app for getting to hang out with cool dogs but then turned into all animals are welcome
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Len posted:I've been joking about an app all week where people post their animals and then someone pays to hang out with them. It started exclusively as an app for getting to hang out with cool dogs but then turned into all animals are welcome If I ever see an app where you swipe right on cute dogs I blame you
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The Oldest Man posted:If I ever see an app where you swipe right on cute dogs I blame you the way i have it pictured is that you can rate the animal you just hung out with and anyone who rates less than 5 stars is blacklisted all pets are 5 star pets even if snakes are icky and birds are scary
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Jan 16, 2021 01:21
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cat cafe surely?
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Jel Shaker posted:cat cafe surely? not gig enough, there's overhead that way this is someone who is sitting at home with a dog and a car and is like "i want to spend my day driving this dog places and letting strangers spend time with the good pup" and then they do all of that for *fee* and i collect 60% of it
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Len posted:the way i have it pictured is that you can rate the animal you just hung out with and anyone who rates less than 5 stars is blacklisted https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1343718128744689664?s=20
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The Nastier Nate posted:is that....a gutted burger king? you could join the secret service and poo poo n shower at the neighbors house
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Len posted:I've been joking about an app all week where people post their animals and then someone pays to hang out with them. It started exclusively as an app for getting to hang out with cool dogs but then turned into all animals are welcome Send it to trashfuture and see if they believe it's real.
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Jan 16, 2021 03:26
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I don't know if this was posted earlier but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37gDQSQ7Z_k
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Jan 16, 2021 03:46
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 https://landreport.com/2021/01/bill-gates-americas-top-farmland-owner/ lol
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Jan 16, 2021 16:11
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Huh. Alan Busacca was one of my professors back in the day. Also I don't want to imagine what Gates has in mind here.
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Laterite posted:Also I don't want to imagine what Gates has in mind here. Presumably playing a gigantic game of IRL Fortnite with his 5G-networked flesh automata
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lollontee posted:why isnt there a marxism smiley 
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From their google reviews: quote:Sometimes when you are the owner and the landlord both, there are disadvantages that multiply if the relationship becomes contentious as in a need to evict. Once Evict-for-Me got involved there was a change for the better. There was a signal to the tenant that there was no more bluffing, that this was going to happen, and that they had to respond. Because of this company's professionalism, and their willingness to be the bad cop, it allowed me as the landlord to be the good cop, and work out a solution instead of a lawsuit. Highly recommended by me and thank you for a job well done.
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Len posted:I've been joking about an app all week where people post their animals and then someone pays to hang out with them. It started exclusively as an app for getting to hang out with cool dogs but then turned into all animals are welcome I mean, there are pet influencer companies who will help you make your cute / ugly pet have more engagement online and manage their Instagram, tiktok and Facebook profiles
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Leninism isn't the same as Marxism
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Marxism is when the government does stuff, dude. Like, it's on the Youtube.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Marxism is when the government does stuff, dude. Like, it's on the Youtube. I thought that was ~cultural marxism~
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spacetoaster posted:From their google reviews: Lmao you think you're the good cop that's adorable  e: The second tweet is great too: https://twitter.com/brian_goldstone/status/1350594627146022913 Can't even be assed to set up your own domain for email
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Actually that whole website is great, it's so poorly made and cheap I'm surprised it's not a joke or scam. They didn't even bother to pay for or pirate the licensed version of the animation software they used to make this lovely video: https://www.evictthemforme.com/uploads/2/2/5/5/22553862/they-are-paying-on-friday-right--0kij9ucyydza_beta_624.mp4 e: Apparently SA wants to auto-embed it if I make it a URL, anyway it's the video half-way down the page.
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There's also this confusing summoning circle at the bottom for calling on the dark lord of private property to do your bidding I assume:
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Oh good he has a blog: https://www.evictthemforme.com/georgia-eviction-faq quote:What do I mean? I mean you cannot threaten folks in any way, obviously. Moreover, you cannot flush them out by turning off the water, turning off the power, or turning your back to ignore a broken heating system. Even when the tenant stops paying, until due process is completed, you are required to keep everything running and repaired just as if the rent still came in on time. Under Georgia law, turning off any utility can get you fined up to $500. And no, you cannot keep the tenant out of the house, either. Don’t go changing locks or barring windows. And no barring the doors either. Unfortunately, during the eviction process, right up until the sheriff goes to oversee the removal, you, dear landlord, have to treat your squatter like a renter. Even during a pandemic. How dare they, EVEN DURING A PANDEMIC too! 
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God I had no idea tenants were such wily bastards who know all the ins and outs of scamming poor landlords:quote:Every day I talk to property owners and landlords who want to discuss collection while also trying to talk to me about getting nonpaying tenants out of a rental property. I do everything I can to collect the unpaid rent before filing the dispossessory warrant, but when a tenant stops paying, the likelihood of collecting unpaid rent is very, very low. Moreover, when I initiate the dispossessory proceeding, I file to both dispossess and get a money judgment for unpaid rent and court costs, and most of the time, my clients get both items on the judgment. But I have many clients who ruin their own dispossessory process by taking money after I have filed the dispossessory warrant with the court. Unless that money is returned, the case is over and the fees for the process are lost. That’s it. Maybe collecting that money satisfies the client, but maybe accepting that money, sometimes much less than the tenant owes, keeps the client from proceeding with dispossessing the tenant, and the tenant knows that. The tenant is conning the owner by making direct deposits that are nowhere near the unpaid rent and late fees (and sometimes utilities.) If an owner accepts one penny during the same calendar month that I have filed the case, the judge will tell that owner the case is over because that was rent for the month – whether it was old debt or current rent or – like I said, one penny deposited by a con artist. They offered to pay you what little they could as an evil evil trick!
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isn't there still an eviction moratorium lol. like im not sure what the legal consequences of following through would be, but what a dumb time to try this as a business. even before getting in to the fact evicting people is hosed up in the first place
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Larry Parrish posted:isn't there still an eviction moratorium lol. like im not sure what the legal consequences of following through would be, but what a dumb time to try this as a business. even before getting in to the fact evicting people is hosed up in the first place states like lousiana, florida, alabama, etc are going to be trying to evict en-mass come jan 31st unless it's extended again. which it might be who knows. i expect other states like ny, wa, ca, etc to extend it further
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Larry Parrish posted:isn't there still an eviction moratorium lol. like im not sure what the legal consequences of following through would be, but what a dumb time to try this as a business. even before getting in to the fact evicting people is hosed up in the first place the federal eviction moratorium is opt-in. to be covered, you have to give the landlord a letter saying you want to be covered under the moratorium. if you didn't know to do that, you're still evictable also, it only blocks evictions for non-payment of rent. landlords can still evict people for any other legal reason, such as lease violations or lease expiration
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Main Paineframe posted:the federal eviction moratorium is opt-in. to be covered, you have to give the landlord a letter saying you want to be covered under the moratorium. if you didn't know to do that, you're still evictable My state created a tenant assistance program where the state will pay 80% of the back rent if the landlord agrees to forgive the other 20%. Not sure how effective it will be I don’t think it’s started up yet. I only mention it because this choice quote quote:Jason Miller, the legislative director for the Oregon Rental Housing Association, told KOIN 6 News small landlords don’t often have the spare cash to cover expenses like mortgage, taxes, insurance and maintenance costs — and might not be able to sustain a 20% loss.
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But wait, isn't 80% from the state better than 0% from an unemployed person?
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Len posted:But wait, isn't 80% from the state better than 0% from an unemployed person? Yeah, but the landlord has to forgive that whole 20%. Whereas if they opt not to take the rental assistance they can get a judgement from the tenant for the full amount. A judgment that will never actually be paid, sure. But  Landlords are shitheads
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Shame Boy posted:I thought that was ~cultural marxism~ No that is when you do a Jewish thing, like vote for healthcare or not call a beloved uniform pigman to shoot an unarmed black teenager
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HashtagGirlboss posted:My state created a tenant assistance program where the state will pay 80% of the back rent if the landlord agrees to forgive the other 20%. Not sure how effective it will be I don’t think it’s started up yet. I only mention it because this choice quote Teaching about Mao should be considered tenant assistance as well.
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https://twitter.com/Zari_Wari/status/1350784688781193216?s=19 https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1350991710181072899?s=19 The Saddest Rhino has issued a correction as of 08:54 on Jan 18, 2021 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Presumably playing a gigantic game of IRL Fortnite with his 5G-networked flesh automata The interesting angle is that it's farmland specifically that the Gates Foundation is snarfing up. They barely crack the top 50 of private landholders overall, but most of the rest are in grazing/pasture (which is indicative of a whole other set of problems) or timberland.
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I do not want to play this match three game
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I'm like 80% sure they've traced an old League of Legends championship promo animation, where members of different teams do cool poo poo that the characters they play do in the game. I'm too lazy to confirm, though.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/Zari_Wari/status/1350784688781193216?s=19 My Hero Groceria
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