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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


At first glance it looks like a toe

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

By popular demand posted:

At first glance it looks like a toe


Yeah, a potatoe.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Dewgy posted:

Yeah, a potatoe.

:rimshot:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Pope Hilarius II posted:

don't orthodoxx me

I laughed. Habemus papam.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



We have a popetato

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Why did Cumstantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business 'til they jerk.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Try not to vomit.



https://miami.cbslocal.com/2021/01/12/manatee-mutilated-trump-etched-back/

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

They mistook that fat bottomfeeding blob as a fellow trump supporter.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Tunicate posted:

They mistook that fat bottomfeeding blob for Trump

my similar take

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



This is the one case where I can easily believe that the individual didn't do it themselves

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Did He have a Venting License Though?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Man says sorry for installing 11 speed bumps on street next to his home.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I’m trying to decide if the journalist is a porn star.

https://apnews.com/article/australia-to-kill-pigeon-from-oregon-faae5a66c336c8b2dc902b1ed4270345

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

The $3,000-a-month toilet for the Ivanka Trump/Jared Kushner Secret Service detail

It's exactly what it says.

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


above article posted:

The Obamas did not use the garage, so the extra traffic to and from the command post caused no problem. Yet this solution, too, was short-lived after a Secret Service supervisor from the Trump/Kushner detail left an unpleasant mess in the Obama bathroom at some point before the fall of 2017, according to a person briefed on the event. That prompted the leaders of the Obama detail to ban the agents up the street from ever returning.

Good to know there are professionals in charge of whatever it is they do.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Hey, a happy update:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/nzherald/status/914236470935916548?s=21

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

:perfect:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


To make everyone feel better, that manatee is likely not "mutilated." They tend to develop a thick layer of algae and such on their hides. The dumbass name appears to just be scraped into that rather than harming it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Helluva page we got here.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Why did he also install speed bumps on his midriff?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

Why did he also install speed bumps on his midriff?

Keeps him from taking his shirt off too fast, making his striping that much more sensual

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

AlbieQuirky posted:

Why did he also install speed bumps on his midriff?

He didn’t want to be mistaken for a shark.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yes, Neanderthals and humans had cave sex — but did they kiss?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i would kiss a neanderthal if they could wanted to kiss me

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Carthag Tuek posted:

i would kiss a neanderthal if they could wanted to kiss me

That's sweet but I'm really not looking for that kind of relationship right now. Thank you, I hope we can still be friends

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Wait, you're telling me that's not John C Reilly and Pete Davidson's love child?

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Didn't Neanderthals have red hair, by the way?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




lol

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Didn't Neanderthals have red hair, by the way?

Undoubtedly some did and some didn't. Given how rare it is in humans, it doesn't seem likely that most of them would have.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
There's actually a book series about this set during the ice age?, where a woman is captured by neanderthals and kept as a slave but grows to love them and their tribe and feels bad when homo sapiens starts killing off her tribe. It was in my dad's (divorced) new partners bookcase. I have no idea what they were called or who the author was, but it was some pretty hard material a literal child probably shouldn't have been allowed to read.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

doverhog posted:

There's actually a book series about this set during the ice age?, where a woman is captured by neanderthals and kept as a slave but grows to love them and their tribe and feels bad when homo sapiens starts killing off her tribe. It was in my dad's (divorced) new partners bookcase. I have no idea what they were called or who the author was, but it was some pretty hard material a literal child probably shouldn't have been allowed to read.

Hey my mom had these too, Clan of the Cave Bear I'm pretty sure. A googling tells me that was just the first book and it's called the Earth's Children series.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Ixtlilton posted:

Hey my mom had these too, Clan of the Cave Bear I'm pretty sure. A googling tells me that was just the first book and it's called the Earth's Children series.

There was also a movie which I'm not in a position to weigh judgment on since I haven't rewatched it in years despite still having a copy. I suspect it's in the "best left in the past" category.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ixtlilton posted:

Hey my mom had these too, Clan of the Cave Bear I'm pretty sure. A googling tells me that was just the first book and it's called the Earth's Children series.

The author's name is Jean Auel but in Finland the translations were published under the name Jean M. Untinen-Auel for marketing purposes, and the loving Finnish Wikipedia article on her is under that name. I'm sure I could start a war by correcting it.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

kupachek posted:

There was also a movie which I'm not in a position to weigh judgment on since I haven't rewatched it in years despite still having a copy. I suspect it's in the "best left in the past" category.

My understanding is it's not nearly as good as Quest for Fire, among the microgenre of "80s movies about neolithic hominids."

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