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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

My favorite (if you can have one, I guess) civil war casualty was the guy who stood up and yelled "They couldn't hit an elephant from here!" and promptly got sniped by said guys who apparently could, in fact, hit many creatures at that distance.

Sedgwick

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/dave_brown24/status/1349395835688284160?s=20

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Sgt. Chungus reporting as ordered, Mrs. Speaker.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


I keep forgetting how thick that book is. I mean the turner diaries got its racist rear end alt-history book over with in 200 pages, how the hell did Ayn Rand figure her "gently caress you got mine" screed needed 1k pages.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Defenestrategy posted:

I keep forgetting how thick that book is. I mean the turner diaries got its racist rear end alt-history book over with in 200 pages, how the hell did Ayn Rand figure her "gently caress you got mine" screed needed 1k pages.

:thunk:

http://galtse.cx/

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Defenestrategy posted:

I keep forgetting how thick that book is. I mean the turner diaries got its racist rear end alt-history book over with in 200 pages, how the hell did Ayn Rand figure her "gently caress you got mine" screed needed 1k pages.

half of it is the I am John Galt speech.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Interesting form the new portable toilet paper comes in.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Also he got to die technically correct, because he wasn't an elephant.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

TK-42-1 posted:

half of it is the I am John Galt speech.

That speech is like four loving hours in the audiobook.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Lol, love it when they AUTOANNIHILATE their loving cushy post service career

Later fuckbag, nothing of value was lost

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Platystemon posted:

That speech is like four loving hours in the audiobook.

Way to out yourself.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

FrozenVent posted:

Way to out yourself.

It came up recently in QCS and I filed it in my useless facts hemisphere.

nine-gear crow posted:

The unabridged audiobook of Atlas Shrugged is 62 hours and 56 minutes long. The John Galt speech takes up roughly 3-and-a-half hours of that total runtime on its own.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/UglOrGL.mp4

If cadences were more realistic, we'd have a lot less content for the thread.

brains
May 12, 2004

presented without comment
https://twitter.com/TrakeMorgan17/status/1349798712772538368?s=20

edit:

brains fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jan 15, 2021

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


https://twitter.com/alanfeuer/status/1350123165557645313

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/lilgrapefruits/status/1349477293828182016

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




:stonklol:

Cameraman has to be fried. Shooter probably wishes he was, every single thing that once allowed him to hear the outside world has to be completely shattered.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Icon Of Sin posted:

:stonklol:

Cameraman has to be fried. Shooter probably wishes he was, every single thing that once allowed him to hear the outside world has to be completely shattered.

I was thinking this had to be faked, right? No range would let some idiot bring in an RPG? Or maybe it was an inert training round?

brains
May 12, 2004

Grip it and rip it posted:

I was thinking this had to be faked, right? No range would let some idiot bring in an RPG? Or maybe it was an inert training round?

that backblast wasn't inert

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

Grip it and rip it posted:

I was thinking this had to be faked, right? No range would let some idiot bring in an RPG? Or maybe it was an inert training round?

https://youtu.be/jjNwL1emERg found in the comments, sorry to ruin everyone’s fun

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




hypnophant posted:

https://youtu.be/jjNwL1emERg found in the comments, sorry to ruin everyone’s fun

Yeah the rest of that Twitter account is just spam. It's plain clickbait.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay


Gotta love that they still signed off with "Very Respectfully" there

brains
May 12, 2004

lame

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
the only true rocket launcher video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEXBfow9SdA

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




MGSV mod scene lookin good.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kiwi soldiers not wanting to fall behind in the stupidity race:


quote:

 Kiwi soldier stationed at a managed isolation facility in Auckland asked a returnee “when was the last time you've been raped?”
His comments to the woman, captured in a recording supplied to Stuff, included positive references to military dictatorships and arming troops at quarantine facilities



https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/300202050/covid19-managed-isolation-soldier-spoke-of-rape-military-rule-to-scared-returnee

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

The kiwis I've worked with have always been competent, gung-ho, professional when on task and extremely loving rowdy when not

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

hypnophant posted:

The kiwis I've worked with have always been competent, gung-ho, professional when on task and extremely loving rowdy when not

Same here, but I guess brainworms can get anyone.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
What is a “returnee” here?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-01-16/national-guard-humvee-is-stolen

I guess the most-surprising thing is a hummer that actually runs? :v:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Icon Of Sin posted:

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-01-16/national-guard-humvee-is-stolen

I guess the most-surprising thing is a hummer that actually runs? :v:

quote:

As someone put it on Twitter: “Identifiers also include being a literal military vehicle driven by a guy who looks like he would steal a literal military vehicle.”

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Scratch Monkey posted:

What is a “returnee” here?

Guessing another service member who just came back from abroad and is now in quarantine

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


The time's I've spent with National Guard it's been chock full of cops.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Scratch Monkey posted:

What is a “returnee” here?

Anyone who has returned to NZ and is doing their two weeks in quarantine

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

spacetoaster posted:

The time's I've spent with National Guard it's been chock full of cops.


I worked with a NG guy who believed the twin towers were a false flag and that Hillary literally ordered the execution of hundreds of political dissidents within the US, a friend introduced another NG guy to our friend group who chose to field service his concealed carry like three times in an hour and tell us about how he had a concealed carry each time, and another NG guy taking a criminal justice program who said in words I won't repeat here that cops wouldn't kill black people if black people weren't inherently violent. I'm sure those were outliers

Oh, and another guy who DUI'd while in the NG reserve and training up to be our workplace's safety guy

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EvenWorseOpinions posted:


Oh, and another guy who DUI'd while in the NG reserve and training up to be our workplace's safety guy

I feel weird thinking, well thats almost wholesome by comparison.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Reading the news this morning and I came across this gem.




In a separate incident, the woman arrested on Saturday was stopped by U.S. Capitol Police about 8:45 a.m., at a checkpoint at First Street and Columbus Circle NE.

She presented what was identified as a military challenge coin, a pocket-size medallion that is typically given out by military commanders, Capitol Police said.

The woman, whose name was not released, said she was a law enforcement officer. But as she was being questioned, she drove off. She was stopped shortly thereafter and placed under arrest, police said.

Capitol Police said she was charged with false impersonation of a law enforcement officer, failure to obey an officer and fleeing a law enforcement officer.

The woman was taken for evaluation at the D.C. Comprehensive Psychiatric Emergency Program and later processed at Capitol Police headquarters and then transported to the D.C. Central Cell Block.




lol attempting to challenge coin pass. I'm dying to know what coin it was.

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ghost story
Sep 10, 2005
Boo.

LingcodKilla posted:

Reading the news this morning and I came across this gem.




In a separate incident, the woman arrested on Saturday was stopped by U.S. Capitol Police about 8:45 a.m., at a checkpoint at First Street and Columbus Circle NE.

She presented what was identified as a military challenge coin, a pocket-size medallion that is typically given out by military commanders, Capitol Police said.

The woman, whose name was not released, said she was a law enforcement officer. But as she was being questioned, she drove off. She was stopped shortly thereafter and placed under arrest, police said.

Capitol Police said she was charged with false impersonation of a law enforcement officer, failure to obey an officer and fleeing a law enforcement officer.

The woman was taken for evaluation at the D.C. Comprehensive Psychiatric Emergency Program and later processed at Capitol Police headquarters and then transported to the D.C. Central Cell Block.




lol attempting to challenge coin pass. I'm dying to know what coin it was.

It was military police. https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news...police/2405118/

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