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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Well if that crab is still alive and just being held up for photo day that's alright with me then!


naem posted:

I wonder what the evolutionary benefit is to having 9 foot long noodle arms

you can pinch more further, how could that not be beneficial???

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Good news, tallcrab is Officially Alive
:yeeclaw:

e: wait poo poo, as of 2010 :smith:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

you can snop a bitch while still adhering to social distancing guidelines

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mak0rz posted:

you can snop a bitch while still adhering to social distancing guidelines





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLDYv3YHr0M

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

LingcodKilla posted:

It’s still alive I’m sure. I’ve caught crabs so large they can’t throw up their snops any more. It appears wet.

Easy there, crabraggart.

I want to catch and hang out with monster crabs :(

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
You say “poor longcrabbe,” I say, “poor us”

:crab:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

guys did you even read the drat article?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
gently caress I wish my body was the size of a basketball.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

existing in a state of awareness of ones' age, and existing at the size of a basketball. these are mutally exclusive and your only two options.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Scientists have tried for decades to identify the age of many different crabs, but have been unsuccessful to this day

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I’d age them entirely based on size, species notwithstanding. After all, who would dare challenge me?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Mak0rz posted:

guys did you even read the drat article?



Know one

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


From the deals thread:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1349934948115832833

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Reverse carcinization is a crime against nature.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
https://twitter.com/MontereyAq/status/1350194188634058757?s=19




Krubs

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gather ye around & marvel at some medieval crabbes













and my favorite:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ekuNNN posted:

gather ye around & marvel at some medieval crabbes













and my favorite:


Some drat fine av material in there :crabcourse:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Ye olde crabbes

naem
May 29, 2011

monk: how many legs do crabs have again
other monk: oh, between 4 and six usually

monk: what do their faces look like?
other monk: exactly like people faces only constipated

monk: and their buttholes also look like a face right?
other monk: YES and they just fart like, all the time. Constant red streamers coming out of there

monk: where do the claws go?
other monk: everywhere, all over the place

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Crabs: ticks???

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ACRAB

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

All Crabs Really Are the Best.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:stare:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

uber_stoat posted:

All Crabs Really Are the Best.

it stands for All Crustaceans Resemble Adrien Brody

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it's true :crab:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlLGwW7eHTI

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/emilygitelman/status/1350676968354713602
:getin: except a crab version

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

clam

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
this isn't even my final form !!!

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

sudonim posted:

this isn't even my final form !!!

He just turns back into a crab, doesn’t he?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Get in the drat crab Shinji.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Cartoon Man posted:

Get in the drat crab Shinji.

Shinji: ok, sounds delightfu! Don't have to ask me more than once

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

MrYenko posted:

He just turns back into a crab, doesn’t he?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
king creb

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sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

MrYenko posted:

He just turns back into a crab, doesn’t he?
obviously

also in this form his swords are named Snip and Snop

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