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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Fluoride Jones posted:

lol this reminds me of a cnn anchor I think quoting cohen when Trump bombed Syria

i replied to that tweet that cohen's song "the future" would be emblematic of the next four years and the OP liked my comment. i am beginning to think people don't get leonard cohen

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:45

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# ? May 25, 2024 16:58

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Eat This Glob posted:

https://twitter.com/SleazyHippo/status/1351666448100425729?s=20

has SNL made any good sketches since Maine Justice

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:48

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

"meet your second wife" and "world's most evil invention" made me laugh.

i will self own myself to say i watch snl clips on occasion.

as a northern new englander, "neo confederate meeting" from post Charlottesville was a yikes, but pretty apropos

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:58

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

eh

The papal diplomat who arranged it is now basically trying to schism the American church

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:59

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1349539337973727233

e: My bad it was the pics thread where Yang came up. Enjoy this anyway.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 05:30

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Brian Williams caught lying about getting shot down in a helicopter over the Balkans

# ? Jan 20, 2021 05:34

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

trump was the president for four years

# ? Jan 20, 2021 06:57

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

trump demanded the border wall be see through, so you could safely dodge when a mexican drug smuggler threw a 100 pound sack of drugs over the 20 foot wall

# ? Jan 20, 2021 06:59

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Plank Walker posted:

trump demanded the border wall be see through, so you could safely dodge when a mexican drug smuggler threw a 100 pound sack of drugs over the 20 foot wall

this is because someone said there needed to be transparency in the funding/bidding process :v:

# ? Jan 20, 2021 07:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

reminder that The Wall wasn't supposed to be an actual, physical wall - it was originally crafted as a figure of speech for his proposed immigration policy

# ? Jan 20, 2021 08:50

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

gradenko_2000 posted:

Brian Williams caught lying about getting shot down in a helicopter over the Balkans

Brian Williams getting caught lying about Iraq

Brian Williams getting caught lying about Hurricane Katrina

This guy still has a job I imagine

# ? Jan 20, 2021 08:52

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

bedpan posted:

Brian Williams getting caught lying about Iraq

Brian Williams getting caught lying about Hurricane Katrina

This guy still has a job I imagine

brian williams' daughter getting her rear end eaten on tv

quote:

Since the show went there, Vulture did too, and asked the actress�s father, news anchor Brian Williams, what he thought of the scene. He seemed pretty chilled about it, responding mildly that

�For us, watching her is the family occupation and everybody has to remember it�s acting, no animals were harmed during the filming, and ideally nobody gets hurt.�

# ? Jan 20, 2021 09:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Eat This Glob posted:

https://twitter.com/SleazyHippo/status/1351666448100425729?s=20

Pictured: leonard cohen

Flavius Aetass posted:

this is because someone said there needed to be transparency in the funding/bidding process

The time he thought coyotes were actual yknow. coyotes

# ? Jan 20, 2021 09:26

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

bedpan posted:

Brian Williams getting caught lying about Iraq

Brian Williams getting caught lying about Hurricane Katrina

This guy still has a job I imagine

Brian Williams nutting over Trump launching missiles at a Syrian runway

He's still on MSNBC every night

# ? Jan 20, 2021 09:57

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Milo and POTUS posted:

The time he thought coyotes were actual yknow. coyotes

The time he described the coyote process by half remembering a scene from Sicario 2 with the blue duct tape and the prayer mats and the cars that turn left.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 10:14

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

he has expressed on more than one occasion his belief that the f-35 is literally invisible

# ? Jan 20, 2021 10:39

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Trump on steam catapults

# ? Jan 20, 2021 10:44

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

brian williams' daughter getting her rear end eaten on tv

lmao holy gently caress

# ? Jan 20, 2021 11:01

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

# ? Jan 20, 2021 11:32

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

When the UN offered to send in blue helmets during the LA Riots and was refused due to the optics

# ? Jan 20, 2021 11:49

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

moist turtleneck posted:

Is that the guy from Men In Black, the one who gets turned into an alien (on the right)

# ? Jan 20, 2021 11:59

Glambags: Dec 28, 2003

Trump killed Herman Cain

# ? Jan 20, 2021 14:43

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

https://mobile.twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1351900929629544448

# ? Jan 20, 2021 17:03

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

lol greitens folds and quits early because a court case would expose his dark money

https://i.imgur.com/Us0vubr.gifv

also lol at him screaming about being a SEAL and having no endorsements from actual SEALs

# ? Jan 20, 2021 17:04

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Today is two weeks after members of congress had to bunker down in a safe room with colleagues who refused to wear masks no matter how much they got yelled at.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 17:06

Action Jacktion: Jun 3, 2003

Flavius Aetass posted:

this is because someone said there needed to be transparency in the funding/bidding process

It must've been hard for people around Trump not to slip in stuff with the hope he'd repeat it. "You know, if you think about it, ignorance is strength."

# ? Jan 20, 2021 17:49

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

When John Roberts hosed up the words at Obama's first inauguration and the birthers thought he wasn't really president and they made him do it again later in the day.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 18:07

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

that time the IKs closed the trump thread and then also closed the trump thread so everyone would get posting blueballs

# ? Jan 20, 2021 18:08

former glory: Jul 11, 2011

This disgraced WoW gold farm magnate's double collared shirt style.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 18:26

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

Yossarian-22 posted:

trump was the president for four years

# ? Jan 20, 2021 18:48

Amp: Sep 10, 2010

Hillary Clinton will never be president.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 19:08

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Inshallah.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 19:15

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010; Can't post for 5 hours!

Hand Knit posted:

Cindy Sheehan, and her exploitation and subsequent betrayal by the Democratic Party

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2007/jul/18/theepicnarcissismofcindys

# ? Jan 20, 2021 19:48

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Joe Exotic was so sure he was going to be pardoned they had a rented limo waiting outside his prison. (Then he got snubbed by Trump.)

# ? Jan 20, 2021 20:16

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

Punkin Spunkin posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2007/jul/18/theepicnarcissismofcindys

drat, cindy sheehan is cspam as gently caress

quote:

"The inference - that anyone who disagreed with her could be motivated only by cruelty - was breathtaking in its presumptuousness.

Presumptuousness, though, is yet another signature Sheehan trait. Like so many people at both ends of the political spectrum, she apparently believes that centrist positions can only be arrived at through cowardice, ideological corruption or bad faith.

She has compared Hillary Clinton to the ultra-conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh and has asserted that "there must be an underlying shady reason" for Pelosi's disinclination to bring impeachment proceedings against the president.

In her resignation letter back in May, Sheehan vented at a nation that seemed too slow to bow down before her in gratitude. "I have invested everything I have in trying to bring peace with justice to a country that wants neither," she lamented."

what's her username?

# ? Jan 20, 2021 20:32

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

muscles like this! posted:

Joe Exotic was so sure he was going to be pardoned they had a rented limo waiting outside his prison. (Then he got snubbed by Trump.)

good memory!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 20:44

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Laterite posted:

drat, cindy sheehan is cspam as gently caress

what's her username?

It's clearly Taintrunner

# ? Jan 20, 2021 20:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Laterite posted:

drat, cindy sheehan is cspam as gently caress

what's her username?

gently caress you Guardian

# ? Jan 20, 2021 21:02

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

muscles like this! posted:

Joe Exotic was so sure he was going to be pardoned they had a rented limo waiting outside his prison. (Then he got snubbed by Trump.)

I admit to being ignorant about the pardon oricesgs, but wouldn't there be a whole set of procedures to go this after the pardon is issued? Like authentication, formally accepting it, documenting it in the case file, etc.?

Did he just think they'd let him walk out at like 1:15 in the morning?

# ? Jan 20, 2021 21:47

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ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

this "print at home puzzle" is 50% of the official activity materials for #bebest

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 22:31

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