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Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Wow Reddit managed to disgust Kumquatxop in the first 15 minutes this time.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:43

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:05

miniscule12: Jan 8, 2020; HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

https://thefpl.us/episode/341

Insanely good ep

miniscule12 fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jan 8, 2021

# ? Jan 8, 2021 00:22

The Skeep: Sep 15, 2007; That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks

Yeah it was a absolute banger, couldnt help but feel something was missing, though.

Ah, there we go

# ? Jan 8, 2021 12:52

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

GRANDMA GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN I'M TRYING TO BE SPIDER-MAN

# ? Jan 8, 2021 14:40

MarxCarl: Jul 18, 2003

Bodyholes posted:

https://twitter.com/OlympiaXylaige/status/1347650556605718530?s=20

From the cursed images thread

# ? Jan 12, 2021 15:35

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

https://thefpl.us/episode/342

root beer reviews. here's hoping fizzer from the second f-list ep makes an appearance :yum:

# ? Jan 15, 2021 00:21

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Is anyone else not able to listen to/download the file? I'm getting a network error when I try to play and "no file" when I try to download.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 00:30

mycelia: Apr 28, 2013; POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD

Antivehicular posted:

Is anyone else not able to listen to/download the file? I'm getting a network error when I try to play and "no file" when I try to download.

https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1349864112445120515?s=19

That would probably do it.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 00:43

Bozarth: Sep 2, 2003; What fucking language are you speaking?

Antivehicular posted:

Is anyone else not able to listen to/download the file? I'm getting a network error when I try to play and "no file" when I try to download.

Lemon forgot to upload the MP3, but it's fixed now.

This one is one of my favorites in a while, so I hope y'all enjoy it!

# ? Jan 15, 2021 00:44

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

poo poo yeah, time to learn about some root beers

# ? Jan 15, 2021 00:48

watho: Aug 2, 2013; The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i�ve drank root beer once in my life, time to find out all the discourse surrounding it!

# ? Jan 15, 2021 00:49

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

I like root beer, goodbye!

# ? Jan 15, 2021 00:53

Jeff the Mediocre: Dec 30, 2013

Root beer's alright, but I prefer ginger ale.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:11

flesh dance: May 6, 2009

Bozarth posted:

Lemon forgot to upload the MP3, but it's fixed now.

This one is one of my favorites in a while, so I hope y'all enjoy it!

I'm only as far as the opener and it's already incredible

# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:40

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

Jeff the Mediocre posted:

Root beer's alright, but I prefer ginger ale.

vernors here seagrams and canada dry aint poo poo

also i'm slightly worried about listening to this because i definitely have Opinions and have bought like $4 bottles of root beer before. the good poo poo though:

# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:57

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Ale-8-one if you�re doing ginger ale.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:59

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

flesh dance posted:

I'm only as far as the opener and it's already incredible

RON is 100% the MVP of this site

# ? Jan 15, 2021 02:07

Lumbermouth: Mar 6, 2008; GREG IS BIG NOW

This episode is loving incredible. Everyone on this root beer website loving HATES each other.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 03:52

Jeff the Mediocre: Dec 30, 2013

Djeser posted:

vernors here seagrams and canada dry aint poo poo

also i'm slightly worried about listening to this because i definitely have Opinions and have bought like $4 bottles of root beer before. the good poo poo though:

Vernors is good, but the best stuff is Blenheim. Hot of course.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 04:46

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Lemon mispronouncing root is gonna drive me batty

# ? Jan 15, 2021 06:03

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Lumbermouth posted:

Everyone on this root beer website loving HATES each other.

This is quite possibly my favorite sentence that I have ever read.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 06:04

flesh dance: May 6, 2009

I don't dislike root beer but never go out of my way to drink it either. However! "Tastes like someone poured black licorice into a soda bottle" sounds loving delicious, I need to find some of this magic

Arrhythmia posted:

Lemon mispronouncing root is gonna drive me batty

It's a common midwest pronunciation

# ? Jan 15, 2021 06:28

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

Arrhythmia posted:

Lemon mispronouncing root is gonna drive me batty

i love to have a rut beer after having a baggel with my paggan friends

# ? Jan 15, 2021 06:32

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

I learnt that Americans call Sarsaparilla "root beer". It's really odd to hear nerd reviews of Bundaberg root beer especially of the bottle since it's a standard "stubby" bottle design similar to the alcoholic variety so beloved of other Australian beverages here. Interestingly you only see the Root Beer version on the non-Australian version of Bundaberg's website, which only shows the local Sarsaparilla-named version (I'm sure they're the same except the sugars would be corn syrup in the US and cane sugar locally).

# ? Jan 15, 2021 10:52

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ewe2 posted:

I learnt that Americans call Sarsaparilla "root beer". It's really odd to hear nerd reviews of Bundaberg root beer especially of the bottle since it's a standard "stubby" bottle design similar to the alcoholic variety so beloved of other Australian beverages here. Interestingly you only see the Root Beer version on the non-Australian version of Bundaberg's website, which only shows the local Sarsaparilla-named version (I'm sure they're the same except the sugars would be corn syrup in the US and cane sugar locally).

Yes, but would a sexy barista at a hipster coffee joint check you out for ordering Sarsparilla? I think not! Checkmate, Austrailures!!

(Nobody show Aristophanes that anime beer reviews page, or we're gonna start getting pornographic fanart to go with every root-beer review)

# ? Jan 15, 2021 10:57

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

ewe2 posted:

I learnt that Americans call Sarsaparilla "root beer". It's really odd to hear nerd reviews of Bundaberg root beer especially of the bottle since it's a standard "stubby" bottle design similar to the alcoholic variety so beloved of other Australian beverages here. Interestingly you only see the Root Beer version on the non-Australian version of Bundaberg's website, which only shows the local Sarsaparilla-named version (I'm sure they're the same except the sugars would be corn syrup in the US and cane sugar locally).

I think it's the other way around. Sarsaparilla is a type of root beer, and the stuff here in the US that markets itself as sarsaparilla is a flavor that's a bit more like halfway between cream soda and root beer. Root beer may just not be as much of a thing in Australia so they market it differently to make it sound more quaint and rustic.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 11:33

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Djeser posted:

I think it's the other way around. Sarsaparilla is a type of root beer, and the stuff here in the US that markets itself as sarsaparilla is a flavor that's a bit more like halfway between cream soda and root beer. Root beer may just not be as much of a thing in Australia so they market it differently to make it sound more quaint and rustic.

Now that makes sense, it does sound like there was an accusation of sarsaparilla and creaming soda in the ep opposed to their definition of "root beer". But sarsaparilla has been known that way here forever and Bundaberg simply don't market it as root beer at all. And I see why now, traditional root beer is based on a carcinogenic root the sassifras so they have made it artificially for years! It's not even real any more :v:

# ? Jan 15, 2021 18:30

ShellGame: Apr 10, 2016; stack 'em to the heavens

Extra Credit digs through a vorephile furry's stuff. It's charmingly dumb.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 19:12

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Gosh dang it, looked in the hopper and I see I've been scooped on putting together a doc on the Supernanny fan wiki

# ? Jan 19, 2021 01:41

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

change my name posted:

Gosh dang it, looked in the hopper and I see I've been scooped on putting together a doc on the Supernanny fan wiki

the what

# ? Jan 19, 2021 03:42

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

sexpig by night posted:

the what

what if dozerfleet but supernanny

# ? Jan 19, 2021 03:55

HMS Beagle: Feb 13, 2009

I thought I was inured to most of the madness of the internet, but the Supernanny Fan Wiki loving rocked me.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 04:22

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

what could even be ON there? It's just a reality show about a nanny...

Please, F Plus-ers who read this thread, you must do this bizarre doc.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 05:17

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

This episode on root beer is sending me to places I never thought possible. The struggle sessions of Aristophanes and KnyteOwl are some of the best I've heard in a long time.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 05:35

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

change my name posted:

what if dozerfleet but supernanny

Oh my god, this is like findom but so much worse isn't it. They've all been VERY NAUGHTY and must be PUNISHED.

Just then!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 10:47

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

This is absolutely Recipe Episode material:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

What in the absolute gently caress

# ? Jan 20, 2021 08:35

flesh dance: May 6, 2009

Ugly In The Morning posted:

This is absolutely Recipe Episode material:

Aw hell no, my mom used to make that for family get-togethers when I was a kid, it was awesome. Only thing, I don't remember if the base she used was pretzels, it might have been graham crackers or something else. Honestly thanks for reminding me, I'll have to ask her about it in the morning so I can make a pan :yum: