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The first dinosaur butthole ever discovered is shedding light where the sun don't shine. The discovery reveals how dinosaurs used this multipurpose opening — scientifically known as a cloacal vent — for pooping, peeing, breeding and egg laying.
The dinosaur's derrière is so well preserved, researchers could see the remnants of two small bulges by its "back door," which might have housed musky scent glands that the reptile possibly used during courtship — an anatomical quirk also seen in living crocodilians, said scientists who studied the specimen.
https://www.livescience.com/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html
I don't normally feel like BYOB should be getting news articles, but this seems like the BYOBbiest news article I've read in years.
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Paleontologists fiercely debating what dinosaur sex felt like and whether they cuddled afterward.
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Jan 20, 2021 17:24
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i could've told u that with a lot less time and money
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Jan 20, 2021 18:06
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One day nearer spring
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that one really weird grad student on the dig: *sweating, breathing heavily* "yeah... yeah that's a butthole..."
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Jan 20, 2021 18:53
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it's a free country u pervs
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that one really weird grad student on the dig: *sweating, breathing heavily* "yeah... yeah that's a butthole..."
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Jan 20, 2021 19:44
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Jeff Goldblum: (sheepishly) Life, uh...
Baby dinosaur with Jeff Goldblum's face: ...finds a way.
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Jan 20, 2021 22:25
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One day nearer spring
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Jeff Goldblum: (sheepishly) Life, uh...
Baby dinosaur with Jeff Goldblum's face: ...finds a way.
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Jan 20, 2021 23:29
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dinasaur b-holes had majestic plumage. sorry if you're too square to handle it, this is what science is
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Jan 20, 2021 23:52
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Someday, dad, someday I will draw and sculpt dinosaur buttholes for a living! And then you'll see that I wasn't "wasting my potential," and you will apologize to me, man-to-man!
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Jan 21, 2021 00:21
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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*starts to blow into 3d model of velociraptor larynx*
"Wait, I have a better idea..."
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Jan 21, 2021 00:31
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That paleontologist told me that *my* butthole was perfect and unique, too. Why do I keep falling for fuccbois?
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Jan 21, 2021 00:35
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turns to camera and sighs “it’s a livin”
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Jan 21, 2021 01:08
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Bump to put both dinosaur butthole threads on page 1
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Jan 24, 2021 06:59
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Oh poo poo! I didn't see this thread when I posted mine!
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Jan 24, 2021 07:10
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it's a free country u pervs
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the b-hole™ is all about respectable buttholes regardless off phylum
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Jan 24, 2021 09:04
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This is big enough butthole news that it deserves two BYOB threads minimum. Honestly I'd be shocked if this butthole news hadn't leaked into other forums as well.
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This is big enough butthole news that it deserves two BYOB threads minimum. Honestly I'd be shocked if this butthole news hadn't leaked into other forums as well.
the bhole was prominently featured in geebus last week.
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Jan 24, 2021 17:08
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Jan 24, 2021 17:34
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The second preserved dinosaur butthole is going to have a tough act to follow
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Jan 26, 2021 17:30
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The second preserved dinosaur butthole is going to have a tough act to follow
Buttholes following buttholes in some sort of butthole parade. What a concept.
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breaking news: the hole has been stolen. the gape has been crapnapped. a nation in tears
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Jan 26, 2021 20:28
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breaking news: the hole has been stolen. the gape has been crapnapped. a nation in tears
our country gapes with grief
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jan 26, 2021 20:52
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How can it be both "perfect" and "unique"?
Like, a perfect butthole would be an ideal butthole, right? And you would expect that the ideal butthole is in fact the normal butthole. So by virtue of being perfect, it cannot be unique.
I rest my case.
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How can it be both "perfect" and "unique"?
Like, a perfect butthole would be an ideal butthole, right? And you would expect that the ideal butthole is in fact the normal butthole. So by virtue of being perfect, it cannot be unique.
I rest my case.
it's the Platonic concept of perfection... like when you look at the statue of Adonis and understand that it's the ideal form of man but it's far from common... this is Adonis' butthole, but if he were a dinosaur
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