[Malarkey Zone] fuck the malarkey and pay me you old fuck

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/8q4ZI2u.mp4

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:19

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 10:40

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

Thoatse posted:

ya got tired of burying cats so made this one an insider but he loves his harness/leash/hikes and is even down for roadtrips

...so he gets to pick his own toys at the pet store

this cat owns and has a better life than 90% of cspam posters

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:19

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Crusader posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8q4ZI2u.mp4

That makes him look like the lead guy from Burn Notice

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:20

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Good soup! posted:

Someone get loving lg to come back gdi

i asked a couple months ago. didn't sound likely

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:20

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

How's it compare after 2? I liked 2 well enough but I felt like there were a lot of places where the budget showed through

It improves on 2 in basically every aspect. Its got an actual world map, real combat encounters, poo poo loads of weapon variety and all of them are useful, they streamlined the skills and challenges so they're way better now. It feels much less disjointed than 2 as well, it doesn't have that "this was written by 4 people" vibe that 2 did in places. Also the music is incredible

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:21

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Spergin Morlock posted:

i asked a couple months ago. didn't sound likely

Ask again, say the soup sent ya

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:21

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

Crusader posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8q4ZI2u.mp4

listen jack how do i open ear bandage

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:22

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Thoatse posted:

ya got tired of burying cats so made this one an insider but he loves his harness/leash/hikes and is even down for roadtrips

...so he gets to pick his own toys at the pet store

We made our indoor/outdoor cats indoor only after some chud shot one of them.

Because of where the shot hit is front leg, my wife ended up bringing it to the vet office she works for and had to amputate it. He's adjusted well, though, and very quickly cemented himself atop the pecking order above our 70lb lab mix.

Guess who we bought the bed for.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:22

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Xaris posted:

i've doxxed taintrunner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMoZQ75QhYs

Lol more like SIMPit amiright

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:26

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

shyduck posted:

I signed up for some Facebook class action in Illinois awhile back. Apparently the settlement went through and my check just arrived

It's for 6 cents

Frame that poo poo and tell people you're the only one to get paid to post on fb

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:26

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Crusader posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8q4ZI2u.mp4

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:29

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

not on a harness, but here are some of my cats

I have posted this one before but I like how debonair Widget looks here:

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:32

hapsby: Oct 12, 2012; I just think this judgy rabbit makes a good av.

Crusader posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8q4ZI2u.mp4

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:32

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/F4SHqGG.mp4

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:34

Archibald Tuttle: Jan 10, 2006

Xaris posted:

people are pretty good about not spoiler tagging disco elysium

we may spoil far cry 7 or 8 or 9 or whatever ubisoft poo poo pumped out on the keystone pipeline

probably will, especially if i start a little closer to the end of the current thread, should be able to avoid what i was trying to avoid. got back into Nioh 2 again now that all the dlc is finally out. need to go through my massive backlog and pick something with a real story again

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:35

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Crusader posted:

https://i.imgur.com/F4SHqGG.mp4

fun fact, chris walken does a fuckton of acid in his vacation home on block island, then puts paint on his feet and walks around the basement floor doing art

and his wife (at the time?) is a delightful woman and a warm entertainer

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:36

pandy fackler: Jun 2, 2020

Lib and let die posted:

We made our indoor/outdoor cats indoor only after some chud shot one of them.

Because of where the shot hit is front leg, my wife ended up bringing it to the vet office she works for and had to amputate it. He's adjusted well, though, and very quickly cemented himself atop the pecking order above our 70lb lab mix.

Guess who we bought the bed for.

what kind of nightmare monster shoots a cat jfc

I'm glad he made a full recovery. cats who boss big dogs around are great

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:37

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Nichael posted:

Oh my gooooood :swoon:

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:38

DarkEuphoria: Nov 7, 2012

Malarkey Zone: C-SPAM cats thread

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:40

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

pandy fackler posted:

what kind of nightmare monster shoots a cat jfc

I'm glad he made a full recovery. cats who boss big dogs around are great

the kind that proudly fly the confederate flag and, out of nowhere, beckon you over and proclaim, "hey, you know why i fly the confederate flag? 'cause i hate" and I'll let your internal monologue finish that one.

my wife called the useless bastard pigs and they said 'well in broward county cats are legally no more than property so at best you have a vandalism claim, if you can prove it was him'

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:42

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

mal-archy

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:42

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

DarkEuphoria posted:

Malarkey Zone: C-SPAM cats thread

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:42

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/TalesOfBeyond/status/1351947320695386118

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:42

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Lib and let die posted:

We made our indoor/outdoor cats indoor only after some chud shot one of them.

Because of where the shot hit is front leg, my wife ended up bringing it to the vet office she works for and had to amputate it. He's adjusted well, though, and very quickly cemented himself atop the pecking order above our 70lb lab mix.

Guess who we bought the bed for.

loving chuds god drat as if i needed any more reason to hate them glad your cat survived though it looks like a fun petcrew

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:45

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Mikey is an rear end in a top hat, and he likes to slice up my arm immediately after curling up in my lap:

he's also cat friends with Beau:

Emmy is Widget and Arthur's sister, and is really shy:

this is Mikey celebrating for Biden:

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:48

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

We intentionally bought them a dog-sized bed so that they could share it and they still sleep like this

That's a yawn btw, not a scream

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:49

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

We intentionally bought them a dog-sized bed so that they could share it and they still sleep like this

That's a yawn btw, not a scream

I notice my cats like the tiny bed more than the big bed, but occasionally they do share the big one.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:50

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:53

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

the incremental progress thread exists now enforce it.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 02:06

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Lib and let die posted:

fun fact, chris walken does a fuckton of acid in his vacation home on block island, then puts paint on his feet and walks around the basement floor doing art

and his wife (at the time?) is a delightful woman and a warm entertainer

The guy who paints with his feet is named mr walken

# ? Jan 21, 2021 02:13