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That surgery doesn’t sound so hard Swickles. I’ll just watch YouTube for an hour and I bet I could do it. i hope everything works out
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D-LINK posted:Much respect for fine motor skills and people who work with their hands The most impressive surgical skills I have ever seen was in a case where a woman was in a boating accident and her arm and hand caught the propeller going fast. So she had a ton of even slices down her arm and into her hand. They were traying to save her hand and a team of plastic surgeons came and sat down (rare for surgeons to sit in an operation). She was prepped so that her hand was out, palm up and three surgeons sat around it, think of it like as a 12, 3, and 9 o'clock position with 6 o'clock being her arm. Above the hand was a very expensive camera with a zoom lens and a bunch of monitors around them. Now, to the naked eye it looked like they were simply rubbing the tips of their fingers together and making very subtle motions with their hands. There was almost zero motion at the wrist. On the screen, with the high zoom lens they were throwing stiches and loops and all kinds of stuff to reanastamose all the small vessels in the hand, to restore total circulation so she would hopefully 1.) keep it and 2.) regain at least some use of it. That was an insanely impressive surgery.
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Best to your friend Swickles. Hope all goes well. Just got back from a four mile run with the dog. We pushed the pace and he did so great! I stopped for him a couple of times since we were going faster and he wanted to keep going with a big grin on his face 
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Dango Bango posted:Best to your friend Swickles. Hope all goes well. Pics
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When I got to go into the OR to observe my dad perform surgery, I got to staple the patient's aorta shut. The stapler was literally a lightweight plastic staple gun that looked like something right out of Home Depot. Medicine is loving wild.
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Android Apocalypse posted:When I got to go into the OR to observe my dad perform surgery, I got to staple the patient's aorta shut. The stapler was literally a lightweight plastic staple gun that looked like something right out of Home Depot. You can buy like 75% of the ortho equipment from Home Depot.
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swickles posted:The most impressive surgical skills I have ever seen was in a case where a woman was in a boating accident and her arm and hand caught the propeller going fast. So she had a ton of even slices down her arm and into her hand. They were traying to save her hand and a team of plastic surgeons came and sat down (rare for surgeons to sit in an operation). She was prepped so that her hand was out, palm up and three surgeons sat around it, think of it like as a 12, 3, and 9 o'clock position with 6 o'clock being her arm. Above the hand was a very expensive camera with a zoom lens and a bunch of monitors around them. Now, to the naked eye it looked like they were simply rubbing the tips of their fingers together and making very subtle motions with their hands. There was almost zero motion at the wrist. On the screen, with the high zoom lens they were throwing stiches and loops and all kinds of stuff to reanastamose all the small vessels in the hand, to restore total circulation so she would hopefully 1.) keep it and 2.) regain at least some use of it. That was an insanely impressive surgery. That's so much cooler than what I do. I mean that is rad.
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Sorry, phone pic of work laptop: I hate this guy with every fiber of my being. I've never met him nor do I know anything about him but I hate him.
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So I was cleaning up and tossed my couch blanket on the floor to vacuum the couch (dog hair) and turned around... Her bed is that white thing on the right of the picture Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jan 21, 2021 |
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Skwirl posted:My mom's signature is an absolutely perfect cursive first and last name, that she does super fast, and she doesn't have a short name, so I think I stuck with it a little longer, since she was the one who signed permission slips and what not. My mom has such great handwriting and the perfect cursive signature, and instead I decided to ape the worst combination of my dad and brother's handwriting styles. My signature isn't as bad as my dad's at least. Definitely hit the first and last initials with a space between. His looks like a single four letter word with a cursive s in the middle of it, and there isn't an S in his name 
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The best part of having a scribble signature is when you have to sign a massive stack of paperwork (like for a mortgage) and it descends into madness as your hand loses its grip on reality
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If anyone is into vintage sports wear, Ebbets Field Flannels has a bunch of stuff on clearance. It’s mostly old obscure baseball stuff, hence the name, but they have some vintage football and soccer stuff too. https://www.ebbets.com/
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Spoeank posted:The best part of having a scribble signature is when you have to sign a massive stack of paperwork (like for a mortgage) and it descends into madness as your hand loses its grip on reality Yeah having closed on houses and seen my signature get progressively worse over the course of an hour really makes me laugh (and get angry) about rejecting ballots for signatures "not matching" what you have on file for a decade or more.
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Spoeank posted:The best part of having a scribble signature is when you have to sign a massive stack of paperwork (like for a mortgage) and it descends into madness as your hand loses its grip on reality My favorite part of the mortgage signing was that I had to also scribble sign my middle name, which I'm not at all used to doing and which completely threw me off
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Don't have any from the run, but he's conked out now:  Joey Freshwater posted:So I was cleaning up and tossed my couch blanket on the floor to vacuum the couch (dog hair) and turned around... My dog has pulled my blanket off the back of the couch to cuddle in it too 
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My signature started easy to read and its steadily become gibberish over the last ten years.
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Jan 21, 2021 02:59
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Time to blast Good Riddance (don't actually do this ever) and scroll through an amazing Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/saywhatagain/status/1351911008634331140
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Blowjob Overtime posted:Time to blast Good Riddance (don't actually do this ever) and scroll through an amazing Twitter thread: okay but do this version of the song instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_TU-URmrtQ
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Blowjob Overtime posted:Time to blast Good Riddance (don't actually do this ever) and scroll through an amazing Twitter thread: I'm a millennial that had a friend die in highschool and another die in their early twenties, I will never, ever play that song myself.
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Ehud posted:okay but do this version of the song instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FcSfW9V2So
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Skwirl posted:I'm a millennial that had a friend die in highschool and another die in their early twenties, I will never, ever play that song myself. My wife and I were just talking about how Good Riddance and These Are The Days were like the two songs that dominated every end of the year/recap video of the 90s.
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I don’t think I’ll ever get over this photo. I mean, it just sums up so much, so perfectly succinct yet replete with meaning
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^^ This guy gets itBlowjob Overtime posted:Time to blast Good Riddance (don't actually do this ever) and scroll through an amazing Twitter thread: Pro click. I still think the fast food spread is the defining picture of his term but it's a tough call.
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Bird in a Blender posted:My wife and I were just talking about how Good Riddance and These Are The Days were like the two songs that dominated every end of the year/recap video of the 90s. It's one thing when it's the song at the end of a Seinfeld retrospective. Funerals ...
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swickles posted:You can buy like 75% of the ortho equipment from Home Depot. Imagine not buying them at Menards to save big money.
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Paint Crop Pro posted:Imagine not buying them at Menards to save big money. I don't actually know where they get them, lol. The bits and stuff are specialized, to be sterilized and ideal for bone/muscle and such, but one time a drill broke and all the other ones were in use so they literally sent an intern with the attendings credit card to an ACE Hardware (as it was closest) to buy a new drill. You can't buy just any drill though, because it has to be able to be sterilized. If I remember correctly, they just used an extender and a non-scrubbed resident held the drill while the scrubbed surgeon guided the sterile bit into place. That was a wild day and nowhere near the norm, and required a bunch of poo poo to go wrong for that to happen. One day I will tell the story of the most ridiculous thing I had ever seen in my medical career, maybe even tonight if I feel up to it after a shower and such.
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swickles posted:I don't actually know where they get them, lol. The bits and stuff are specialized, to be sterilized and ideal for bone/muscle and such, but one time a drill broke and all the other ones were in use so they literally sent an intern with the attendings credit card to an ACE Hardware (as it was closest) to buy a new drill. You can't buy just any drill though, because it has to be able to be sterilized. If I remember correctly, they just used an extender and a non-scrubbed resident held the drill while the scrubbed surgeon guided the sterile bit into place. That was a wild day and nowhere near the norm, and required a bunch of poo poo to go wrong for that to happen. Was it a man with a degloving during priapism
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Paint Crop Pro posted:Imagine not buying them at Menards to save big money. Never buy tools from Menards no matter how big the money you're saving is
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i think if i had to create a clean room drill i'd just put a regular drill in a plastic bag and slip a silicone grommet over the drill bit and zip tie the bag to the grommet. spray it down with alcohol or iodine or whatever. walla
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Samadhi posted:Was it a man with a degloving during priapism An old partner of mine picked up a dude in a car from a traffic stop, bleeding profusely with a degloved dick and balls. He worked at a local sawmills and decided to drag his dick on a swift industrial conveyor belt, you know, for kicks. He didn't count on there being a staple in the belt. Ripped the skin from the base of his scrotum and pulled out a patch circumferentially and it was all bunched up at the head, testicles just kind of free of their flesh cage.
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hifi posted:i think if i had to create a clean room drill i'd just put a regular drill in a plastic bag and slip a silicone grommet over the drill bit and zip tie the bag to the grommet. spray it down with alcohol or iodine or whatever. That is kind of whats done anyways, but the drill simply has to be water resistant for a variety of reasons.
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LeeMajors posted:testicles just kind of free of their flesh cage
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LeeMajors posted:An old partner of mine picked up a dude in a car from a traffic stop, bleeding profusely with a degloved dick and balls. That's nuts
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swickles posted:I don't actually know where they get them, lol. The bits and stuff are specialized, to be sterilized and ideal for bone/muscle and such, but one time a drill broke and all the other ones were in use so they literally sent an intern with the attendings credit card to an ACE Hardware (as it was closest) to buy a new drill. You can't buy just any drill though, because it has to be able to be sterilized. If I remember correctly, they just used an extender and a non-scrubbed resident held the drill while the scrubbed surgeon guided the sterile bit into place. That was a wild day and nowhere near the norm, and required a bunch of poo poo to go wrong for that to happen. 
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Samadhi posted:Never buy tools from Menards no matter how big the money you're saving is Doing the Grandpa Simpson 180 when I walk into a surgery room and see a bunch of MasterCraft labels.
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Blowjob Overtime posted:Doing the Grandpa Simpson 180 when I walk into a surgery room and see a bunch of MasterCraft labels. Its almost always Ryobi or Black and Decker (I think they have a separate medical division)
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My friend told me about putting 5 tourniquets on someone once to stop a bleed. I dunno why I assumed one would be enough like the movies. Thats my medicine story.
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