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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Pants Donkey posted:

Here’s the real Ben you’ve all been waiting for:

Not even backing the Strong Daddy Party. The love affair is over.

But wait! That’s not all:
...nevermind. Strong Daddy cannot fail.


I had a feeling that he'd rather die than abandon Fasci Daddy, whether I'm right or wrong this should be entertaining to follow.
:munch:

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Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
Hunter smoking crack through his mask looking cool as hell.

Infrauduration has to be one of the worst Garrison puns yet.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

"Trump didn't drain the swamp, he didn't pardon Snowden or Assange, he just pardoned a bunch of :airquote:rappers:airquote:, and worst of all Biden's going to undo all the great things Trump did for us!"

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Pants Donkey posted:

Here’s the real Ben you’ve all been waiting for:

Not even backing the Strong Daddy Party. The love affair is over.

But wait! That’s not all:
...nevermind. Strong Daddy cannot fail.

quote:

Regardless, we now have to deal with a very corrupt Biden who is already undoing all the good Trump accomplished.

All the good Trump accomplished, such as:




He literally cannot even give examples, lol

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

"The Best of Karl Marx"

when you're definitely familiar with Marx's works

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

"The Best of Karl Marx"

when you're definitely familiar with Marx's works

And Friedrich Engels is again, forgotten

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Garrisons posted:

REMEMBER BIDEN AND THE REST OF THE TRAITORS LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE AT A FUNERAL YESTERDAY.
BIDEN’S INAUGURAL SPEECH WAS EXTREMELY LOW ENERGY. WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A BODY LANGUAGE EXPERT’S ANALYSIS AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND. WHY WASN’T EVERYONE HAPPY? THEY “WON” RIGHT?
What are they talking about, his speech was fine? It was one of his best public appearances in years. Like, not what I would have wanted, sure, but what?

Garrisons posted:

This is just the beginning..why would Trump KEEP saying “The Best is YET to Come”
Because... he's a loving idiot?

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Also lol at "the art of influence peddling" while Garrison himself admits that Trump pardoned randos who (probably) gave him money instead of the Real Patriots

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Pants Donkey posted:

Here’s the real Ben you’ve all been waiting for:

Not even backing the Strong Daddy Party. The love affair is over.

But wait! That’s not all:
...nevermind. Strong Daddy cannot fail.

Man, that's a very low-energy cartoon, especially from Ben. Biden's jacket looks like he just scribbled it in with a sharpie in a few seconds, same with the hair on... I'm guessing that's supposed to be Hunter in the back with the crack pipe. The flags are just scribbles, people in the background are just quick little doodles. Very low-energy, would not purchase fat-booty furry porn commissions from this artist. :sad:

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019

Randalor posted:

Man, that's a very low-energy cartoon, especially from Ben. Biden's jacket looks like he just scribbled it in with a sharpie in a few seconds, same with the hair on... I'm guessing that's supposed to be Hunter in the back with the crack pipe. The flags are just scribbles, people in the background are just quick little doodles. Very low-energy, would not purchase fat-booty furry porn commissions from this artist. :sad:

You can tell he forgot to draw Biden bald and just coloured over the white of his hair.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Randalor posted:

Man, that's a very low-energy cartoon, especially from Ben. Biden's jacket looks like he just scribbled it in with a sharpie in a few seconds, same with the hair on... I'm guessing that's supposed to be Hunter in the back with the crack pipe. The flags are just scribbles, people in the background are just quick little doodles. Very low-energy, would not purchase fat-booty furry porn commissions from this artist. :sad:

Yeah, I'm disappointed. I was hoping for a demented meltdown, particularly after the last cartoon was about how a defiant Trump still has an ace up his sleeve. I wanted the Garrison version of

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Randalor posted:

Man, that's a very low-energy cartoon, especially from Ben. Biden's jacket looks like he just scribbled it in with a sharpie in a few seconds, same with the hair on... I'm guessing that's supposed to be Hunter in the back with the crack pipe. The flags are just scribbles, people in the background are just quick little doodles. Very low-energy, would not purchase fat-booty furry porn commissions from this artist. :sad:

I'm sure it's hard to draw a political cartoon while you're sobbing over your god emperor savior.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Fister Roboto posted:

"The Best of Karl Marx"

when you're definitely familiar with Marx's works
I think it would leave many chuds confused if Biden was swearing on Capital.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

I dont know posted:

Yeah, I'm disappointed. I was hoping for a demented meltdown, particularly after the last cartoon was about how a defiant Trump still has an ace up his sleeve. I wanted the Garrison version of


That reminds me... no one has posted Delonas in awhile. Did he stop or did we collectively say no to his horribly racist cartoons?

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

seiferguy posted:

That reminds me... no one has posted Delonas in awhile. Did he stop or did we collectively say no to his horribly racist cartoons?

He works in bursts. He'll make like four cartoons in a week then go quiet for months. The last one he made was about the Democratic National Convention.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




AGC.

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Yeah, gee....I wonder why that could be. Obviously, it's because Dems are bad, though.

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Pants Donkey posted:

Here’s the real Ben you’ve all been waiting for:

Not even backing the Strong Daddy Party. The love affair is over.

It's funny, usually the lovey-dovey stuff to one of the enemies is supposed to be a bad thing, but this is showing Biden's wife being in love with him? I'm not sure what exactly that's supposed to convey that is bad; you'd think that having a wife who is loving and supportive would be a good thing. Maybe after watching Trump for so long, he forgot that couples are supposed to enjoy each others' presence?

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Does anyone else remember when Trump very vocally wanted to throw a soviet-style military parade, and conservatives wanted us to all get on board with that? No? Just me?

Dirk the Average posted:

It's funny, usually the lovey-dovey stuff to one of the enemies is supposed to be a bad thing, but this is showing Biden's wife being in love with him? I'm not sure what exactly that's supposed to convey that is bad; you'd think that having a wife who is loving and supportive would be a good thing. Maybe after watching Trump for so long, he forgot that couples are supposed to enjoy each others' presence?

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen overt affection portrayed in a Garrison cartoon as anything other than toadies fawning over their evil masters. He obviously thinks that Trump loves Good People, but he expresses it by hurting the Bad People while striking a pose and smiling gently at the reader.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Does anyone else remember when Trump very vocally wanted to throw a soviet-style military parade, and conservatives wanted us to all get on board with that? No? Just me?


Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen overt affection portrayed in a Garrison cartoon as anything other than toadies fawning over their evil masters. He obviously thinks that Trump loves Good People, but he expresses it by hurting the Bad People while striking a pose and smiling gently at the reader.

There's Kind Eyes Cruz....

Perhaps she's meant to be fawning over Xi, but the composition didn't work out.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen overt affection portrayed in a Garrison cartoon as anything other than toadies fawning over their evil masters. He obviously thinks that Trump loves Good People, but he expresses it by hurting the Bad People while striking a pose and smiling gently at the reader.

Ted "Kind Eyes Man" Cruz comes to mind, which... Yeah.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Ugh, I had completely forgotten about that abomination. And he 100% meant it, too, making it even worse.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Dirk the Average posted:

It's funny, usually the lovey-dovey stuff to one of the enemies is supposed to be a bad thing, but this is showing Biden's wife being in love with him? I'm not sure what exactly that's supposed to convey that is bad; you'd think that having a wife who is loving and supportive would be a good thing. Maybe after watching Trump for so long, he forgot that couples are supposed to enjoy each others' presence?

She's looking at Xi and Xi at her.

I mean he even got their eyes to look in the right directions and everything.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Pants Donkey posted:

Here’s the real Ben you’ve all been waiting for:

Not even backing the Strong Daddy Party. The love affair is over.

But wait! That’s not all:
...nevermind. Strong Daddy cannot fail.

I believe this cartoon is inspired by the fact that the secret service guy behind Biden during the inauguration was Chinese. Here's a sampling of thedonald subreddit spinoff being racist about it.

https://twitter.com/wwwdotyoutube/status/1352023756848427018

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So any Sino-American is not only loyal to the PRC but also a direct avatar for Xi Jinping himself?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Do we base prices on environmental impact now what we're ruled under Anarcho-Bidenism? Gas prices must be through the roof!

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Vib Rib posted:

What are they talking about, his speech was fine? It was one of his best public appearances in years. Like, not what I would have wanted, sure, but what?

He doesn't want you to make up your own mind based off your actual impression of the speech, you gotta watch a propaganda video instead and then independently make up your mind!

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Asians are like the Collectors from Mass Effect 2.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Garrison is just sour grapes. He's mad that a supposedly doddering Democrat not only beat his god king but could actually stand at a podium like an adult and speak in complete sentences.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

By popular demand posted:

So any Sino-American is not only loyal to the PRC but also a direct avatar for Xi Jinping himself?

Real surprised to see racism, nativism, and xenophobia among Trump supporters.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




Stantis speaking in a Rita Repulsa voice: AT LAST! AFTER 4 YEARS OF A REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT! ITS TIME TO BE CRITICAL AGAIN!

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1352295374283812866?s=20

Our friend Catalino so upset about companies trampling over conservative rights he had to trample over an artist’s rights to express how upset he is

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Yeah, gee....I wonder why that could be. Obviously, it's because Dems are bad, though.

Trump holds a military parade just for the hell of it: "Wow, so strong!"
Biden has a military presence because terrorists attacked the Capitol: "Disturbing strongman tendencies."

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

...is Biden wearing a yarmukle?

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Angepain posted:

...is Biden wearing a yarmukle?

It's supposed to just be a bald spot I think but lol

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

In this essay, entitled "It's a powerful symbol", I will

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Dr. VooDoo posted:

https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1352295374283812866?s=20

Our friend Catalino so upset about companies trampling over conservative rights he had to trample over an artist’s rights to express how upset he is

Deleted, inexplicably

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

fool of sound posted:

It's supposed to just be a bald spot I think but lol

Ben probably had some anti-semitic stereotype in his "Reference" folder and just drew over that for Biden

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Dwesa posted:

I think it would leave many chuds confused if Biden was swearing on Capital.

If only Marx had written something with the word "Communist" in it. Perhaps some kind of manifesto?

The mental image of using the full text of Das Kapital is kind of funny though. As I remember, that thing is huge.

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