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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Boywhiz88 posted:

Famously so. Part of his spiel is that he was so bad his dealers held an intervention for him.

And they say the invisible hand of the free market doesn't exist!

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mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Leavemywife posted:

I know y'all are talking food right now, but back up a second.

The My Pillow guy is a crackhead?

As a Minnesotan, I apologize for the pillow fucker. We should have nipped that in the bud years ago but we didn't know he was a person.

At least, his banning from Kohls and Bed Bath and Beyond reminded me where I should be shopping. I think I'll grab some jeans and a new wooden spoon. The stores are next door to each other so it's an easy run. Great publicity for the stores. Pillow rapist, not so much.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Wikipedia posted:

[My Pillow Guy] married second wife Dallas Yocum in June 2013 and filed for divorce in mid-July 2013 after she left him.

LMAO

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

I needed this today, thank you

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

I had a feeling it wouldn't last when a quote from her about the family business was captioned, "Yocum on Mypillow"

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Sir Lemming posted:

, "Yocum on Mypillow"

In my head that's sung to the tune of Annie's Song by John Denver.

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

Phanatic posted:

In my head that's sung to the tune of Annie's Song by John Denver.

I’m hearing it to ‘You’re Having my Baby’ by Paul Anka.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Phanatic posted:

In my head that's sung to the tune of Annie's Song by John Denver.

On Top of Old Smokey

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Boywhiz88 posted:

Famously so. Part of his spiel is that he was so bad his dealers held an intervention for him.

He's Brice Carmody from the Church Hopping episode of King of the Hill, except he's a crazy rear end in a top hat.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

knife_of_justice posted:

I walked into a White Castle in Fairview, NJ (I'm from the UK) expecting solid comfort food. Maybe with hints of touching irony, but a dependable product.

I couldn't finish it. I also felt very unsafe. Compare it to the random independent pupuseria I stumbled into while drunk in the middle of the Pico Union in LA at like half midnight and there was no contest.

Other then the mistake of being in new jersey, your next mistake was not being stoned as hell. Theyre food is directly catering to people with the munchies at 2am and taco bells too far away

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

mandatory lesbian posted:

Other then the mistake of being in new jersey, your next mistake was not being stoned as hell. Theyre food is directly catering to people with the munchies at 2am and taco bells too far away

Someone should make a movie about this.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who the gently caress feels unsafe at a White Castle?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Being scared of lovely food is a perfectly reasonable fear :colbert:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mandatory lesbian posted:

Other then the mistake of being in new jersey, your next mistake was not being stoned as hell. Theyre food is directly catering to people with the munchies at 2am and taco bells too far away

I have definitely gotten a big bag of White Castle only to pass the gently caress out before I managed to eat any of them on several occasions.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

if you feel unsafe in Fairview I am forced to assume that you are deeply afraid of latinos

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Snapple has engaged in a label redesign which I find very questionable:



I'm reminded of that Tropicana label disaster.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Going for the store-brand special look, interesting.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Phanatic posted:

I'm reminded of that Tropicana label disaster.

I had to look this up because I'd completely forgotten about it in the last few years. I remember the packaging looking cheap, but I missed the awful new slogan.

quote:

Tropicana released a new advertising campaign along with its packaging strategy. The main message communicated in this campaign was “Squeeze, it’s a natural”.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Phanatic posted:

In my head that's sung to the tune of Annie's Song by John Denver.

O Come All Ye Faithful, surely.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Surprising move from Jeff Bezos, is he trying to overtake Elon Musk as the meme killer?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

flavor.flv posted:

Surprising move from Jeff Bezos, is he trying to overtake Elon Musk as the meme killer?

I doubt Bezos is involved in any of that. Whether that makes him better or worse i leave to you.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/thegamerwebsite/status/1352630550616543233

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Just why? Why say anything? What does it gain you, nobody was asking the creators of euro truck some their opinions

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Gaius Marius posted:

Just why? Why say anything? What does it gain you, nobody was asking the creators of euro truck some their opinions

Because they're antivax and want everyone to know it, but they're afraid of the backlash of actually saying it.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Some Goon posted:

Because they're antivax and want everyone to know it, but they're afraid of the backlash of actually saying it.

It's like people who went into the 2020 election saying they were "undecided". Billy-Steve from Alabamabamama County would rather people thought he was an idiot than know he was a racist.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
tumblr's doing some sort of guy fieri thing and I literally don't know if it's an official Fieri thing

But previously they had some sort of ad that autoplayed at the top and users went mental... but also engaged with it A LOT

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Euro trucking devs are blaming it all on a bad translation, but the problem is deeper than that.

The context is that they added vaccine trucking to the game as a special mission or something of that nature.

So they decide they have to appease antivaxxers by making a statement about how the addition of this content is not an endorsement of vaccines. There verbiage may have become stronger in translation than in its original language, but it was a boneheaded statement that deserves to be pilloried either way.

quote:

SCS Software has reached out with a correction to its original press release. The previous release contained "an error that happened due to a language and translation barrier." The company has since updated its verbiage, replacing the controversial phrase with the following:

"No matter if you stand for vaccines or against them, these truckers still have to work really hard and we wanted to give them their well-deserved 15 minutes of fame."

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



We apologize for the translation error, we do in fact have an opinion on more people dying

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Crosspost lmao

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

So, Microsoft didn’t understand the art of “doubling the price across a period of time” and instantly went for the 100% hike? When they released a new console 3 months earlier?

Rookie mistake.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
it's more that they probably wanted to incentivize people upgrading to ultimate since the price was less of a jump

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Finally, a company specialising in gifts for the victims of abusive partners.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Sunswipe posted:

Finally, a company specialising in gifts for the victims of abusive partners.


That looks weirdly specific. There are plenty of websites like teespring that will let you type anything into the screen and spit out a demo image like the one above. Then you can buy as many as a single garment of clothing with that text/graphics. I highly doubt it's a mass produced item, offered for sale.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.familyloveyou.com/i-am-a-girlfrend

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Man I wish the “yes she bought me this shirt” versions included murder too.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I wish I was a spoiled girlfriend

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

oldpainless posted:

I wish I was a spoiled girlfriend

silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011

by the sex ghost

lol

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
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oldpainless posted:

I wish I was a spoiled girlfriend

more like oldhoodieless

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