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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Not sure that teaching robots to hunger for our blood is really a wise choice.

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bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2qdkxvxLGU

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/AaronLinguini/status/1352009211501289472
https://twitter.com/AaronLinguini/status/1352010172697350147
https://twitter.com/AaronLinguini/status/1352024150194462728
https://twitter.com/AaronLinguini/status/1352024155529637888

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i support the creation of holocrons

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

People who get conned by paying for porn they could find online for free at least aren't paying $4000 (or whatever the cost is for just one course) for it. Nearly every subject has free lectures online these days.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

galenanorth posted:

People who get conned by paying for porn they could find online for free at least aren't paying $4000

I'm sure there are plenty of people on chaturbate that would disagree.
Those 10.000 tokens to get that woman (or man depending on taste) to stick the cucumber up their arse is not going to appear from nowhere.

Trainee PornStar has issued a correction as of 21:46 on Jan 21, 2021

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

withak posted:

Not sure that teaching robots to hunger for our blood is really a wise choice.

When you learn about da Vinci robots and such your sphincter is gonna turn into a pinprick, about the size of the incision this robot needs to take internal organs.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


future of online university is paying thousands for youtube videos while an of adjuncts who gets paid 9 an hour sit in a chat room, praying nobody actually asks questions

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

galenanorth posted:

People who get conned by paying for porn they could find online for free at least aren't paying $4000 (or whatever the cost is for just one course) for it. Nearly every subject has free lectures online these days.

yeah and if the subject is obscure enough that there aren't any youtube lectures you can just pirate a book

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Volmarias posted:

When you learn about da Vinci robots and such your sphincter is gonna turn into a pinprick, about the size of the incision this robot needs to take internal organs.

those are directly controlled by a surgeon

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

hobbesmaster posted:

those are directly controlled by a surgeon

just feed some deep learning neural net all of the data stream from a bunch of surgeries and bang boom you got an autodoc

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Trainee PornStar posted:

I'm sure there are plenty of people on chaturbate that would disagree.
Those 10.000 tokens to get that woman (or man depending on taste) to stick the cucumber up their arse is not going to appear from nowhere.

Incredible user/post combo.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

gotta admit i find the chaturbate coin system pretty dystopian

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

hobbesmaster posted:

those are directly controlled by a surgeon

For now.

Rutibex posted:

just feed some deep learning neural net all of the data stream from a bunch of surgeries and bang boom you got an autodoc

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

love 2 get my gall stones removed by a robot that has never done it before or been programmed how to do so but has been shown a lot of images of successful procedures

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Vagabong posted:

I'm not a big fan of Scarlet Johansens acting. Cool to hear they made a sequel tho

:baduk:

Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010

Muscle Wizard posted:

love 2 get my gall stones removed by a robot that has never done it before or been programmed how to do so but has been shown a lot of images of successful procedures

halfway into the operation you just hear the windows shutdown noise.

and turns out that was just a nightmare - the robot is actually running linux and doesn't have portaudio installed

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Muscle Wizard posted:

love 2 get my gall stones removed by a robot that has never done it before or been programmed how to do so but has been shown a lot of images of successful procedures
Your skintone is ever so slightly darker than the training set so it spins around and starts operating on the nurse

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

galenanorth posted:

People who get conned by paying for porn they could find online for free at least aren't paying $4000 (or whatever the cost is for just one course) for it. Nearly every subject has free lectures online these days.

yeah but good luck getting the mandatory piece of paper

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Docbot slices you open to carefully place a ruler beside your inflamed appendix

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A glimpse into the upcoming AR supermarket:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
In about 10% of transplants the patient ends up with additional nightmare organs partially out of frame.

Splicer has issued a correction as of 00:13 on Jan 22, 2021

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

ekuNNN posted:

A glimpse into the upcoming AR supermarket:


"Having people play back-of-the-cereal-box quality AR games intended specifically for the supermarket will boost user engagement for our brand by at least 35%, and the only aspect of destroying what little remains of the social contract that is our problem is making sure that the supermarket in question gets a cut of the profits," someone in a board room somewhere explained

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

ekuNNN posted:

A glimpse into the upcoming AR supermarket:


Not pictured: a dozen thirty and forty year old male neets shoving that kid down, tearing produce off the shelves, and screaming at the staff about getting access to the stock room all so they can be the one to get to gerald first

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

ekuNNN posted:

A glimpse into the upcoming AR supermarket:

https://youtu.be/YJg02ivYzSs

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Oldest Man posted:

Not pictured: a dozen thirty and forty year old male neets shoving that kid down, tearing produce off the shelves, and screaming at the staff about getting access to the stock room all so they can be the one to get to gerald first

Not where I thought you were going but still bad

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

The Bloop posted:

Not where I thought you were going but still bad

*crashes car through front of store*

WHERE THE gently caress IS GERALD

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

The Oldest Man posted:

Not pictured: a dozen thirty and forty year old male neets shoving that kid down, tearing produce off the shelves, and screaming at the staff about getting access to the stock room all so they can be the one to get to gerald first

lol

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

At least it's Gerald and not Geralt. The horny that would be unleashed would be off the charts then.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 217 days!

Inceltown posted:

At least it's Gerald and not Geralt. The horny that would be unleashed would be off the charts then.

the 30-40 year old neet women are more difficult to rouse than the men, but their fury is unstoppable

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Hodgepodge posted:

the 30-40 year old neet women are more difficult to rouse than the men, but their fury is unstoppable

i dont know what the neet women are going to be tearing apart a whole foods looking for but its not rare platinum geralds

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

The Oldest Man posted:

i dont know what the neet women are going to be tearing apart a whole foods looking for but its not rare platinum geralds

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

difficult to rouse but boy howdy, if you do... :biglips:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

geralt is a 120-year old anime sorceress in a hot body

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/NewsBFM/status/1352450922912182274

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

this is less worrying than it could be but only because there is already a system for a surgeon to be responsible for the outcome of their surgery even if it isnt something they did. because your surgeon might let a resident help, or watch over them doing everything, or in fact not even scrub in and just be ready to swoop in at short notice, but it still counts as their surgery and goes toward their Number. in Number we trust

fondue
Jul 14, 2002


They need to remake Disney's, "The Black Hole," and use this as the faces of the zombiefied crew members in the command chamber.

Rinn
Apr 11, 2007
Too Slow!
College Slice

I used to work with a guy that had a life insurance policy where the beneficiary was assigned to cryonics tech company so it could pay for freezing his brain if he died.

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1352390788613857284?s=19

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