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Bonster posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfebZuMXtic Shove a chili into a banana and stick it into a watermelon because
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rydiafan posted:Shove a chili into a banana and stick it into a watermelon because Well if it's that kind of party
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Grafting weird poo poo together is cool though. I want to grow pomatos sometime.
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rydiafan posted:Shove a chili into a banana and stick it into a watermelon because
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My Lovely Horse posted:I don't like the vegan turducken recipe chilnanlon e: wait, waterbanile
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Len posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0uMQKiohnk I like at two minutes in when they don't even show the result of shaking a bowl full of tomatoes and razor blades.
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rydiafan posted:I like at two minutes in when they don't even show the result of shaking a bowl full of tomatoes and razor blades. i think you just end up with a bowl of tomatoes and razor blades, that's the whole craft?
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I have mutilated all of the kitchen plants and applied the sweet gel inside to my questions. I have no questions.
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rydiafan posted:I like at two minutes in when they don't even show the result of shaking a bowl full of tomatoes and razor blades. Well how the hell do YOU make tomato bisque then, smarty pants? E: Tomato Bic was right there and I blew it. Bussamove has a new favorite as of 02:35 on Jan 22, 2021 |
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I have a hippie friend that does the razor blade in a bowl thing routinely. Every time he sees me using a kitchen knife, he has a freakout about how having "weapons in my house" makes me way more likely to be killed.
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I like how the videos devolves into "Just buy this "Seen on TV!" poo poo idg" halfway through and after that ist just "Dump Aloe Vera on anything"
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I like the “scented candle” that’s just straight up bacon grease with a wick in it
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Snake Maze posted:I like the “scented candle” that’s just straight up bacon grease with a wick in it Thats just an oil lamp
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Dip Viscous posted:I have a hippie friend that does the razor blade in a bowl thing routinely. Please elaborate, I’m puzzled and disgusted
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Zwille posted:Please elaborate, I’m puzzled and disgusted I think the idea is you seal and shake the bowl and the razors will dice/embed themselves in the tomato and get stuck but at that point just pour the whole thing onto your salad razor blades and all because you’ve clearly given up on life.
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Knives = weapons to him, so he cuts tomatoes with the razorbowl and uses scissors on stuff like celery and carrots.
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Dip Viscous posted:Knives = weapons to him, so he cuts tomatoes with the razorbowl and uses scissors on stuff like celery and carrots. Have you explained that scissors are just two knives having sex?
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Dip Viscous posted:Knives = weapons to him, so he cuts tomatoes with the razorbowl and uses scissors on stuff like celery and carrots. Tell him anything is a weapon if you’re creative enough.
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Dip Viscous posted:Knives = weapons to him, so he cuts tomatoes with the razorbowl and uses scissors on stuff like celery and carrots. A bowl full of razors sounds more menacing and in practical use is more likely to injure yourself then a kitchen knife. One large blade with a handle, or many tiny blades with no handle that you just jumbled into your food and now have to take them back out. How are scissors less of a weapon than a knife? I have kitchen shears and many knives in my knife block on the kitchen counter. An unarmed murderhobo could enter my house at any time and loot either a knife or the shears and stab me to death with either one. Does your friend put the scissors into a safe when not in use? Is it an irrational fear because in scary movies people use a kitchen knife to make bloods on you'are body? Is it some kind of weird moral/karma thing, that a knife could be made with the intent for use as a weapon? Because all kitchen tools, knives included are not built or intended to be used as weapons. Would a baseball bat also be haram under this rule? Is he an RPG character that cannot equip daggers, blades, or short swords due to class restriction? So many questions, and yet they are just a tiny drop of water lost in the flood of questions 5 minute craft videos produce. A "candle" made of unprocessed bacon fat. Put a toilet bowl on your head so that you can jiggle a plate of sausage and meatballs all over the place on your lap. Put clear/invisible tape (but labelled in the video as "duct tape") on a fork, so that you can eat yogurt out of a cup. At some point, the questions stop even being questions. There is no why. I like questioning knifeless monk guy a lot more than staring into the surrealist consumerism of 5 minute crafts. I don't want to disparage whatever moral code he has created and holds dear, but at least there might be an answer in there somewhere. His kitchen is a place where reason still holds sway. A mystery to unfold. Watching 5 minute crafts reminds me of this Goya painting.  El sueño de la razón produce monstruos The sleep of reason produces monsters
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Len posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0uMQKiohnk Wouldn't it be better to use the tape directly to get the glass dust off the floor?
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I assume it's some wild poo poo like if you have "weapons" it draws weapon spiritual energy to you and will make you attract harm causing ghosts or something. So you have to avoid poo poo that he thinks is weapons regardless of the actual lethality of the substitute.
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OwlFancier posted:I assume it's some wild poo poo like if you have "weapons" it draws weapon spiritual energy to you and will make you attract harm causing ghosts or something. So you have to avoid poo poo that he thinks is weapons regardless of the actual lethality of the substitute. No, I think it’s that statistic that gun owners are more likely to die via firearms than non gun owners.
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Possibly not a trend that holds to swapping kitchen knives for bowls full of razor blades, however. Other than I suppose it might lower your relative chance of dying by knife because you are now much more absolutely likely to die by eating razor blades.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:anything is a weapon if you
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Yeah, it's just like three generations worth of misinterpreting "a thing is more likely to exist if it exists" stats.
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Just tell him that your knives are actually spoons.
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Heath Ledgers Joker just being a real messy eater makes a lot of sense now
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WITCHCRAFT posted:
That cat needs to get off its lazy rear end and loving do something about those goddamned owls! Also, 5 minute crafts is a click bait driven scam to get eyeballs on vids, whether what's on the vids actually work or not. There is an Australian woman who has done some of their "hacks" and most are complete bullshit and done in a content farm in Eastern Europe. She also did some digging and they run a whole slew of similar sites that all exist just to trick people into views.
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Yeah they even reuse hacks in videos. It's just clickbait trash but I can't help but watch them in double time and go "who fuckin' came up with this?!"
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MrUnderbridge posted:That cat needs to get off its lazy rear end and loving do something about those goddamned owls! Give the poor cat a break, can't you see it's incredibly high?
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MrUnderbridge posted:Also, 5 minute crafts is a click bait driven scam to get eyeballs on vids, whether what's on the vids actually work or not. There is an Australian woman who has done some of their "hacks" and most are complete bullshit and done in a content farm in Eastern Europe. She also did some digging and they run a whole slew of similar sites that all exist just to trick people into views. Ann Reardon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvqa8dsBtno She's done a whole series on debunking cooking and lifehack videos.
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The baking ones are the weirdest poo poo to me because instead of being super clickbaity they're usually presented as regular recipes, but the info in them is completely wrong. Normal baking process, but the ingredients and quantities are changed to make it not work. Using a real recipe wouldn't make the video less engaging to viewers or more expensive to make, but nah, gently caress it, let's microwave a cup of salted milk for 10 minutes.
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Dip Viscous posted:The baking ones are the weirdest poo poo to me because instead of being super clickbaity they're usually presented as regular recipes, but the info in them is completely wrong. Normal baking process, but the ingredients and quantities are changed to make it not work. Using a real recipe wouldn't make the video less engaging to viewers or more expensive to make, but nah, gently caress it, let's microwave a cup of salted milk for 10 minutes. Then they'd be just like every other baking video but now they've got one with people passing it around laughing at how wrong they got it.
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OwlFancier posted:Possibly not a trend that holds to swapping kitchen knives for bowls full of razor blades, however.
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Houses are basically bowls, if you throw enough food on the floor.
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