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Braggins
May 21, 2020

No, it's Braggins, not... dammit

Ruzihm posted:

Casinos ruined my mother's life by exploiting her mental illness for profit. gently caress this bloodsucking liberal.

Ive been to a casino once in my life. I didn't do any gambling. I was just there with a friend and wandered around wasted, but I saw something thats going to stick with me forever.

I was in one of the slot machine areas, which was filled with little old ladies frantically hitting buttons like their lives depended on it. At one point I walked by a row of occupied slots and one of the old ladies that was playing appeared to have died and was being tended to by paramedics. All the machines on both sides of her were being used and all of the people were hyper focused on their machines to the point where no one seemed to even notice that there was a person either dead or possibly dying next to them. Like, their eyes never for a single second drifted from watching their machines as they pushed the buttons. It was such a wtf moment that I'll never forget.

Braggins has issued a correction as of 03:30 on Jan 22, 2021

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


loquacius posted:

she ran a giant botnet
looks like she still is

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1352185503743954946

an interesting counterpoint to the news ive been hearing about biden beating trumps tv numbers for the inauguration

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Some Guy TT posted:

the implication of this seems to be that theres zipties randomly lying around the capital in case of emergencies

He was just an IT guy about to do some cable management on Congressional computers!

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Braggins posted:

Ive been to a casino once in my life. I didn't do any gambling. I was just there with a friend and wandered around wasted, but I saw something thats going to stick with me forever.

I was in one of the slot machine areas, which was filled with little old ladies frantically hitting buttons like their lives depended on it. At one point I walked by a row of occupied slots and one of the old ladies that was playing appeared to have died and was being tended to paramedics. All the machines on both sides of her were being used and all of the people were hyper focused on their machines to the point where no one seemed to even notice that there was a person either dead or possibly dying next to them. Like, their eyes never for a single second drifted from watching their machines as they pushed the buttons. It was such a wtf moment that I'll never forget.
Lol how horrifying

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Braggins posted:

Ive been to a casino once in my life. I didn't do any gambling. I was just there with a friend and wandered around wasted, but I saw something thats going to stick with me forever.

I was in one of the slot machine areas, which was filled with little old ladies frantically hitting buttons like their lives depended on it. At one point I walked by a row of occupied slots and one of the old ladies that was playing appeared to have died and was being tended to paramedics. All the machines on both sides of her were being used and all of the people were hyper focused on their machines to the point where no one seemed to even notice that there was a person either dead or possibly dying next to them. Like, their eyes never for a single second drifted from watching their machines as they pushed the buttons. It was such a wtf moment that I'll never forget.

:leavemtg:

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Braggins posted:

Ive been to a casino once in my life. I didn't do any gambling. I was just there with a friend and wandered around wasted, but I saw something thats going to stick with me forever.

I was in one of the slot machine areas, which was filled with little old ladies frantically hitting buttons like their lives depended on it. At one point I walked by a row of occupied slots and one of the old ladies that was playing appeared to have died and was being tended to paramedics. All the machines on both sides of her were being used and all of the people were hyper focused on their machines to the point where no one seemed to even notice that there was a person either dead or possibly dying next to them. Like, their eyes never for a single second drifted from watching their machines as they pushed the buttons. It was such a wtf moment that I'll never forget.

and that casino was america

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Braggins posted:

Ive been to a casino once in my life. I didn't do any gambling. I was just there with a friend and wandered around wasted, but I saw something thats going to stick with me forever.

I was in one of the slot machine areas, which was filled with little old ladies frantically hitting buttons like their lives depended on it. At one point I walked by a row of occupied slots and one of the old ladies that was playing appeared to have died and was being tended to paramedics. All the machines on both sides of her were being used and all of the people were hyper focused on their machines to the point where no one seemed to even notice that there was a person either dead or possibly dying next to them. Like, their eyes never for a single second drifted from watching their machines as they pushed the buttons. It was such a wtf moment that I'll never forget.

A buddy of mine works security at a casino and told me a similar story once. An old man had a heart attack while playing on a slot machine and fell off his stool. The paramedics come in and start performing CPR on him, and this other old lady shows up and pushes past them to get at the machine he was just on. She refused to leave so my buddy had to come down and physically remove her.

He also told me lots and lots of stories about people committing suicide on the premises after losing all their money.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/ElElephantes/status/1352338002752638976?s=20

Back To Normal

(big chud account but still, lol)

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Raccooon posted:

Is Horny allowed with a Biden presidency?

it is the only thing allowed

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Ruzihm posted:

Casinos ruined my mother's life by exploiting her mental illness for profit. gently caress this bloodsucking liberal.

The mayor of Chicago has been playing the same game, saying the only way to save Chicago's budget is to build a casino.
https://twitter.com/WBEZ/status/1167225269788250112?s=20

Taxing the rich? Impossible.

Exploiting addicts? Reasonable policy.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Atrocious Joe posted:

The mayor of Chicago has been playing the same game, saying the only way to save Chicago's budget is to build a casino.
https://twitter.com/WBEZ/status/1167225269788250112?s=20

Taxing the rich? Impossible.

Exploiting addicts? Reasonable policy.

this definitely doesn't read like some kind of threat

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Nichael posted:

I hate the Bernie chair meme because it's just a celebration of the left being de-fanged.

I was wondering why the heck Bernie was getting so much attention now, when he is completely irrelevant. But yeah this is probably it :sigh:

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011


there was a moment during the first debate where joe biden inexplicably responded to a question by first saying good luck

outside of chud accounts i didnt even see anyone acknowledge that this happened let alone provide an alternate explanation for why he would say that

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/srmccoy/status/1352340590046961673?s=19

"Laying off every employee that voted to form a union was not technically a union-busting move, because they laid off so many people that it also included people who weren't involved in trying to unionize"

Federal Prop 22 is going to have a lot of bootlicking defenders.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Some Guy TT posted:

there was a moment during the first debate where joe biden inexplicably responded to a question by first saying good luck

outside of chud accounts i didnt even see anyone acknowledge that this happened let alone provide an alternate explanation for why he would say that

there was also the hastily-covered-up time he poo poo his pants live on stage

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Atrocious Joe posted:

The mayor of Chicago has been playing the same game, saying the only way to save Chicago's budget is to build a casino.
https://twitter.com/WBEZ/status/1167225269788250112?s=20

Taxing the rich? Impossible.

Exploiting addicts? Reasonable policy.

well, we could plan our economy around goods and services

but what if, instead,

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

I remember people being sorta happy when Lightfoot won and then she went on suck heavily

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004


lol

also lol that 9-11 was 20 years ago and we're still in Iraq

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Bootleg Trunks posted:

I remember people being sorta happy when Lightfoot won and then she went on suck heavily

electoralism.txt

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

The Pussy Boss posted:

I was wondering why the heck Bernie was getting so much attention now, when he is completely irrelevant. But yeah this is probably it :sigh:

https://twitter.com/NaomiAKlein/status/1352402279471583233?s=19

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

breadnsucc posted:

they all have the vaccine now anyway

good thing covid hasnt mutated into a bunch of vaccine-resistant strains already

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shima Honnou posted:

good thing covid hasnt mutated into a bunch of vaccine-resistant strains already

they don't know or care about that though, and will happily send people to their deaths until the rich start getting sick again(which they will, because you don't get rich by not being dumb as poo poo)

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

Bootleg Trunks posted:

I remember people being sorta happy when Lightfoot won and then she went on suck heavily

big :lmao: at anyone who was ever excited about the woman from innsmouth

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Incrementally progressing backwards

Braggins
May 21, 2020

No, it's Braggins, not... dammit

loquacius posted:

wait a second

https://twitter.com/tjotimmy8/status/1352404313964998656



:eyepop:

this account appears to literally be sally albright evading a ban???

I mean, it could be parody, but, I've seen the content and it's not parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E781QE7ZQK8

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

The Pussy Boss posted:

lol

also lol that 9-11 was 20 years ago and we're still in Iraq

we're still in germany

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Yinlock posted:

this definitely doesn't read like some kind of threat

Lori Lightfoot is only capable of communicating with threats or wacky gimmicks.

https://twitter.com/Ashlee_Rezin/status/1311744606573408261?s=20

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

Shima Honnou posted:

Incrementally progressing backwards

progress backwards is still progress

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

mila kunis posted:

i assume this might have been posted but bears repeating

https://twitter.com/amuse/status/1352303194899165184

Are you believing the morning papers?
War is coming back in style
There's generals here, advisers there
Venezuelans nibbling everywhere
The chessboard's filling up with red
We make more profits when we blow off their heads

Economy is looking bad
Let's start another war (when ya get drafted)
Fan the fires of racist hatred
We want total war (when ya get drafted)

Drooling fingers, panic buttons
Playing with missiles like they're toys

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Big Chudgus

Braggins
May 21, 2020

No, it's Braggins, not... dammit

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

and that casino was america

THS
Sep 15, 2017

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

and that casino was america

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


THS
Sep 15, 2017

trump was treated very unfairly, by the press and by the media. more and more people are saying this all the time

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


THS posted:

trump was treated very unfairly, by the press and by the media. more and more people are saying this all the time

this is kinda true but it was maybe 15% of the time and Trump did incompetently declare war on the media lol

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


https://twitter.com/MarchForScience/status/1352444650213285890

biden is the pro science president because he won't ban fracking despite its role in destroying the habitability of our planet.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Nichael posted:

I hate the Bernie chair meme because it's just a celebration of the left being de-fanged.

knee status: bent



i hope the next leftist takes this lesson to heart

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

KaptainKrunk posted:

this is kinda true but it was maybe 15% of the time and Trump did incompetently declare war on the media lol

basically whenever they praised him he was doing something bad, and whenever they suddenly grew spines he was doing something good

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Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Nichael posted:

I hate the Bernie chair meme because it's just a celebration of the left being de-fanged.

correct, it's especially ghoulish when people who cheering on him losing are now sharing it. they loving know what they did and i can't get behind that

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