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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

nonathlon posted:

Ditto. And some of the shipping seems to have become quite predatory. That combined with price ranges (5-20 dollars, where everything is actually 20 except for a replacement button or box which is 5) is making it a lot harder to find things.

Yep I was just going to bitch about it this.



What the gently caress is that thing even? The color is just "2", and there isn't even a mention in the description. Usually they try to throw in something related but nope, here's just a random metal bracket we found in the dumpster.

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taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


mobby_6kl posted:

Yep I was just going to bitch about it this.



What the gently caress is that thing even? The color is just "2", and there isn't even a mention in the description. Usually they try to throw in something related but nope, here's just a random metal bracket we found in the dumpster.

Looks like a collapsible solid-fuel camp stove. This is the same thing basically, just more expensive.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Huh, that has to be it. So kind of related but definitely there to lower the list price.

Anyway, if someone feels bored, they have a survey you can fill out to let them know how much this sucks at the bottom of the page: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/?spm=a2g0o.home.14.11.650c2145CBpJL4&sm=9z9qYkOd%2fEnXROEaWLxcOUt4dfPTFY7TGg0vXOC6XnQ%3d

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

ante posted:

Yeah, it's part of their slow descent to consumer-unfriendly poo poo

I find I've gone from ordering literally 2-3 things per day to maybe 2-3 things per month because it's so irritating to browse now

yeah i also find my interest is waning, im still going to order a few things but the website has become so cluttered with bullshit that its getting annoying

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


I got my 48 Ninjago men through and I’m very happy! Shipped in just over a week, eight of them are on bikes (more expensive) and they come with all the various twiddly bits you’d get with the real product. Not only that, there was another bag inside the main bag with about thirty more mixed Lego guys + gear, and a tiny little slip of paper saying “the free gift for the valued customer.” Brilliant experience and I’m still not certain there isn’t a “bonus package as apology for the incorrect product” coming down the line too.

Edit: having investigated further I only have forty Ninjago men, although the 8 guys on bikes makes up for it. The free gift is amazing - 24 soldier guys with every bit of kit - they’ve got three guns each, dogs, binoculars, tac vests, the works. Then there’s a dozen random figures including ‘custom’ characters like baby yoda, deadpool and Freddie Mercury. Then to top it off, eight of the traditional bad guys in the ninjago universe - the Waffen SS. I am beyond delighted and my joy is immeasurable.

Sanford fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Jan 22, 2021

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

mobby_6kl posted:

Yep I was just going to bitch about it this.



What the gently caress is that thing even? The color is just "2", and there isn't even a mention in the description. Usually they try to throw in something related but nope, here's just a random metal bracket we found in the dumpster.

Looks like an esbit burner, in fact it looks like an exact rebuild of the german army standard issue one. I think it is dumb for normal camping bc the fuel tablets are expensive and smell unappetizing.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

mobby_6kl posted:

Yep I was just going to bitch about it this.



What the gently caress is that thing even? The color is just "2", and there isn't even a mention in the description. Usually they try to throw in something related but nope, here's just a random metal bracket we found in the dumpster.

Please watch Steve1989MREInfo on Youtube to learn all about the glorious esbit stove, and which countries have good ones in their MREs/rations, and which ones are lovely.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

ante posted:

I find I've gone from ordering literally 2-3 things per day to maybe 2-3 things per month because it's so irritating to browse now

I was sitting here reading this thinking "good, who needs to order so much crap" when I heard a thud on the porch, looked out and saw a crappy looking package that couldn't be from anywhere but Ali and thought "ooh my crap is here!"

I ordered some knockoff lego train parts in mid-November that didn't arrive until two weeks ago, stuck at a sorting facility in New York. These were a ton of extra tracks that I ordered a week ago and the tracking hasn't worked at all, so I just assumed they hadn't even left China yet. So yeah this is the fastest I've ever gotten something from them.

In terms of quality the bootlego stuff is definitely cheaper, more brittle plastic, but the tracks link up with official ones just fine and the trains don't seem to mind.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


GutBomb posted:

Are the instructions that come with the fake Lego sets on Ali anywhere near as good as official ones? I’m thinking of knockoffs of official sets.

To further reinforce. All manuals I have received are as good as lego official. To be honest colour identification was BETTER than Lego when it came to my Millennium Falcon. Same with Black Pearl.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Humphreys posted:

To further reinforce. All manuals I have received are as good as lego official. To be honest colour identification was BETTER than Lego when it came to my Millennium Falcon. Same with Black Pearl.

That loving black/dark grey in legit LEGO manuals. I hate it so much.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Catpain Slack posted:

That loving black/dark grey in legit LEGO manuals. I hate it so much.

Seriously my 11 year old got a ton of lego (real) sets for Christmas and the black and grey have me thinking my eyes are failing. And this is the real stuff. Thank God I know now I’m not going crazy

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Me: this is a perfectly normal hat, let me scroll down for more info.
aliexpress:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's a bit early to adapt into live action, I didn't even know that Firehead Man was an actual manga and not just a feverish daydream I had.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
It is 100% an esbit pocket stove knock off.

Esbits are pretty great if you hike/camp a lot and only really need to boil water/heat up food since they fit in a pocket. I hike/camp for work and have one just for that reason.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I have one of these things someone gave me unused, and it's stupid as hell. if I had that much weed I would not be smoking it this way.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous

LifeSunDeath posted:

I have one of these things someone gave me unused, and it's stupid as hell. if I had that much weed I would not be smoking it this way.

luv 2 burn my fingers in hot glass

not gonna lie at first i thought it was powered and the screw heated up or something but no it's just dumb :psyduck:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bagual posted:

luv 2 burn my fingers in hot glass

not gonna lie at first i thought it was powered and the screw heated up or something but no it's just dumb :psyduck:

they're also impossible to pack tight enough to not have the weed just fall out the second out point it down, because there's no follower on the screw. and it's massive, like way thicker than any normal blunt, so it's sloppy and wasteful and being being glass would be nice if it wasn't for the pot metal screw in the middle that I guarantee off-gasses.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

bagual posted:

luv 2 burn my fingers in hot glass

not gonna lie at first i thought it was powered and the screw heated up or something but no it's just dumb :psyduck:

If that thing could power the screw to be a radiant heat source you definitely wouldn't want it near your face

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

I feel like what you really want is some sort of revolver style bowl setup if this is your thing

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014



pardon?

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

Spring Heeled Jack posted:

Anyone ever ordered one of those Gundam model kits from Ali? I don’t know anything about the grades it from a cursory glance it looks significantly cheaper than what I would pay retail.

Haven't bought a kit off Ali because the prices are about the same as I'd expect to pay retail, but I buy a lot of display stands for them and they've been fine, other than some excess plastic on some parts.

This is a pretty good guide to grades: https://www.bluefinbrands.com/blog/post/beginners-guide-gundam-grades. I'd probably start with an HG or SD kit if you're new to the hobby. Also we have a whole-rear end thread in the animu forum and multiple Discords, if that's a rabbit hole you want to fall down. :shrug:

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



I've seen those archimedes screw pipes pop up when people on twitter post something that gets like 100k retweets and dropshippers come in to pay them to use the replies as advertising space, and I always figured there's no way they don't suck. If you don't smoke the whole thing in one go, then how do you re-light it? And won't it get slowly clogged up with ash anyway?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
It is a vaporiser, you don't get it hot enough to ignite and combust to ash just got enough to turn the desired compounds to a vapour.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

By popular demand posted:

That's a bit early to adapt into live action, I didn't even know that Firehead Man was an actual manga and not just a feverish daydream I had.

i know this is a joke but there is an actual manga with that exact premise

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't read manga and this doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


By popular demand posted:

I don't read manga and this doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

It's like it's own Rule 34.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Pretty good posted:

I've seen those archimedes screw pipes pop up when people on twitter post something that gets like 100k retweets and dropshippers come in to pay them to use the replies as advertising space, and I always figured there's no way they don't suck. If you don't smoke the whole thing in one go, then how do you re-light it? And won't it get slowly clogged up with ash anyway?

im pretty sure you twist it and the screw part pushes the ash out, but its real dumb even with that feature

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.
Come, join me on another adventure in "stuff in BVA's recommendations!


https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrJPOvr

Useful for your Twin Peaks Diane cosplay, is there any chance this is actually pure gold? There were links for edible gold foil as well that are tempting. Deliciously tempting.


https://a.aliexpress.com/_mqjhpNb

I recognize the half French here, but this is an amazing eye catcher for your custom Magic cards. No longer do you have to go to a local magic tournament to get your fix of gros sacs!


https://a.aliexpress.com/_mPTZtvL

What better way to quit smoking than with a giant novelty box of my favorite brand, Marlbaro



Except Marlbaro isn't my brand - I only smoke pure, smooth, filtered Morlbaro.


https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0DRaEZ

:itwaspoo:

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference
This is my favorite.

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

bigperm posted:

This is my favorite.



I want to meet/hang out with/summon (by paying their casting cost) Coolguy#0 real bad

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



BaronVanAwesome posted:



Except Marlbaro isn't my brand - I only smoke pure, smooth, filtered Morlbaro.
Is that the fuckin NERV logo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pretty good posted:

Is that the fuckin NERV logo

:laffo:

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Pretty good posted:

Is that the fuckin NERV logo



Almost

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pretty good posted:

Is that the fuckin NERV logo

quitting smoking was the least of your concerns, now you have to fight a shining evangelion gundam tentacle god.

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

So far the only item I have never successfully received from Ali is nail foils. I've had individual items fail to show, but I've tried to buy nail foils multiple times and never received one. Nail polish and glue for foils gets here fine, but the foils themselves disappear into the void. They're not even worth complaining about because they're like a dollar. I don't know what it is about them that makes them go missing in the mail.



Someday...

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Come, join me on another adventure in "stuff in BVA's recommendations!


https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrJPOvr

Useful for your Twin Peaks Diane cosplay, is there any chance this is actually pure gold? There were links for edible gold foil as well that are tempting. Deliciously tempting.


The price of a gram of gold is around 60 USD, which is around 76 CAD, so if it is actually pure gold, it is overpriced :v:

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

bigperm posted:

Remote control boats with little hoppers to dump fish bait? There are a ton of them and they're not cheap. Not a fisherman at all but this seems like cheating.





Have a ball of meat, fish.



And if you don't need to dump fish bait out you can get other features instead, like:


I know a few obsessive carp fishermen that would probably use that for spod fishing.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
A gram of gold is also much, much smaller than what's pictured there. Like .05 cubic centimeters.

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Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Update on my Flashlight I ordered in October : German Customs confiscated it due to wrong item declaration...they want 28€ for this 10€ flashlight. The other 2 Items are missing as well. I disputed both and Aliexpress told me"Hey, invalid, it's still on its way! "

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