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What would trump have done if he were still prez
This poll is closed.
bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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Enemabag Jones
Mar 24, 2015

A Gin Palace posted:

dallas kinda blows but at least we have good food. also if your brain is extremely broken like mine and you like super ugly brown 80s architecture there's more here than you can possibly imagine if you've never been
My man have you been to Houston

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1353390061665054721

such as, just throwin out an example here, the president

lol at the blurred trumo in the background

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1353390061665054721

such as, just throwin out an example here, the president

can I get paid to write articles saying water is wet

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I should probably make a doctor's appointment. This consistent diarrhea and weird anxiety-like feeling in my abdominal/intestines area probably isn't normal.

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFvwkw28I0

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I should probably make a doctor's appointment. This consistent diarrhea and weird anxiety-like feeling in my abdominal/intestines area probably isn't normal.

Normal for people like us I guess.

Ed: My weird intestinal issues are definitely correlated with my periods of high anxiety, at least.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/KaylaAncrum/status/1353162732623851520
https://twitter.com/KaylaAncrum/status/1353164796212994048

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89YyGi2JWQ

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/MikeSallah7/status/1353376130133352448

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





this owns

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/AP/status/1353361500623282176

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


There are always two sides and the truth is always in the middle

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I worked in Dallas / Fort Worth in the summer of 1998 and it was boring as poo poo and also there was a shocking amount of in your face poverty.

it's got serious, serious income inequality issues.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

oh my god! Poor baby :qq: got tear gassed when they weren't even rushing the cops? When has that ever happened before :allears:

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



I was gonna click and read this but instead I’ll just tase my balls until I die.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

brugroffil posted:

There are always two sides and the truth is always in the middle

i believe in nothing and im happy with the status quo

corgiwizard
Oct 27, 2020


announcer voice: in a nation with a shocking amount of loving morons, one president has to bring decorum to the people...

A Gin Palace
Feb 12, 2013

Post Ironic Cereal posted:

My man have you been to Houston

houston's like a version of dallas that has more oil, worse roads and is underwater half the time

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


love to find common ground with psychotic brainwormed fascist cultists

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Agrajag posted:

i believe in nothing and im happy with the status quo

I am the American Voter

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZgb1mJ9rWM cinematic gem right here folks.

(cw, opening scene is graphic fuckin, which is cool and good)

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

oxsnard posted:

my favorite development over the past few years is that calling someone a "communist" or a "marxist" or a "socialist" doesn't have the same umph anymore and since chuds have a poor grasp on the english language, they just say "no ur the fascist, a leftist fascist!" Fascism of course being definitionally a right wing ideology

No, you have it all wrong. All politics exist on a single two pole axis. The more left you get the less freedom and the more right you get the more freedom. However, you don't want too much freedom, because that's anarchy, which is bad because it turn into no freedom. You want to be somewhere in the middle right, that's the sweet spot. That's where the good republicans are.



Now watch me drink this bleach

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1353390061665054721

such as, just throwin out an example here, the president

This is news to all of us....Truly shocking.


Is that Huckabee's older, dog killing son?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Post Ironic Cereal posted:

My man have you been to Houston

I think at this point they're comparable, especially if you let "Dallas" include the vast sprawl around it. I mean, once you get to the point where you realize you'll never visit every awesome Korean place in the area, let alone all the other stuff, it kind-of stops mattering.

Also Dallas has an Eataly now

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


The trump supporter diner interview genre of journalism will never be over

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




god drat

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

:popeye:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMm1Wih0kug&t=38s

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Biden's top priorities should be $2000 checks and getting Trump his twitter back

speng31b
May 8, 2010

emfive posted:

I think at this point they're comparable, especially if you let "Dallas" include the vast sprawl around it. I mean, once you get to the point where you realize you'll never visit every awesome Korean place in the area, let alone all the other stuff, it kind-of stops mattering.

Also Dallas has an Eataly now

i am currently eating that dallas eataly and it's p good

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





love hissy trump

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Gods_Butthole posted:

No, you have it all wrong. All politics exist on a single two pole axis. The more left you get the less freedom and the more right you get the more freedom. However, you don't want too much freedom, because that's anarchy, which is bad because it turn into no freedom. You want to be somewhere in the middle right, that's the sweet spot. That's where the good republicans are.



Now watch me drink this bleach

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
he thinks eating rear end is mandatory

she thinks it is disgusting

where is the common ground.

tfmp

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

alnilam posted:

The trump supporter diner interview genre of journalism will never be over

they win chud safari on their views on poo poo

they lose chud safaris on their views on poo poo

hey fuckos QUIT TREATING CHUDS LIKE THERYE THE SOLE SOURCE OF AMERICANA

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Elephanthead posted:

he thinks eating rear end is mandatory

she thinks it is disgusting

where is the common ground.

tfmp

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

emfive posted:

Southlake is extremely bizarre, both by it's visible nature and because when I grew up in Dallas the area in which it is located was literally empty scrubland and swamps. It's all less than about 30 years old, or almost all of it.

is it one of those places where they clearcut all the vegetation for miles around then build 3000+ sqft drywall boxes on top of each other for yankees and other associated reprobates to complain that there's too many blacks and mexicans

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Good morning. Sunday morning.



https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1350830979703742465


her brain completely glitched out and no one gave a poo poo lol

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