Comic Strips 2021: like Mary Worth pressing her butt cheeks on the window.

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fondue: Jul 14, 2002

B Kliban

# ? Jan 24, 2021 22:31

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# ? May 28, 2024 21:40

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Bogor

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:01

dismas: Jul 31, 2008

Real trusting of the colorist there RMMD

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:50

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

The Lockhorns

Brewster Rockit Space Guy

On The Fastrack

No Safe Havens on Sundays!

Kevin & Kell

Mother Goose & Grimm

Hagar The Horrible

Sherman's Lagoon

Ella Cinders

Zorro

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# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:56

catlord: Mar 22, 2009; What's on your mind, Axa?

Ugh, I hate that goddamn baby. I am in on Zorro doing the right thing by heisting a body though. The comic's still a little slow, but now that it's not jumping between three different scenes it's flowing much better.

The Shadow and Flyin' Jenny Aug. 9th, 1940

Axa

# ? Jan 25, 2021 00:26

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Nekonaughey

Tōdaiji is an 8th century Buddhist temple complex whose features include a 16m tall statue of Buddha and the so-called "Buddha's nostril", a hole in one of the surrounding pillars which promises enlightenment in the next life should one be able to crawl through it.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 01:30

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

folks.... the rhino has a big horn

# ? Jan 25, 2021 02:02

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

kidcoelacanth posted:

folks.... the rhino has a big horn

And I don't get why

Worst character model in the murderverse

# ? Jan 25, 2021 02:15

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set plans for the future.

Working Daze doesn't actually make you a geek.

Super-Fun-Pak Comix doxxes me.

Cul De Sac would totally post in this thread.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 04:00

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

And He Did! (January 26, 1918)

Outbursts of Everett True (February 12, 1918)

Hitz and Mrs. (October 1923)

Gay and Her Gang (January 26, 1929)

Oaky Doaks (July 25, 1935)

Dark Laughter (November 30, 1940)

Mopsy Sunday (February 16, 1947)

Those Were the Days (March 8, 1951)

Wee Pals (April 16, 1965)

# ? Jan 25, 2021 04:08

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (February 12, 1918)

Would True be happier if he let his stock of meat rot?

The meatless thing was a suggestion and not a law, by the way:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatless_Monday posted:

During World War I, US President Woodrow Wilson issued a proclamation calling for every Tuesday to be meatless and for one meatless meal to be observed every day, for a total of nine meatless meals each week.[5] The United States Food Administration (USFA) urged families to reduce consumption of key staples to help the war effort and avoid rationing. Conserving food would support U.S. troops as well as feed populations in Europe where food production and distribution had been disrupted by the war. To encourage voluntary rationing, the USFA created the slogan �Food Will Win the War� and coined the terms "Meatless Tuesday" and "Wheatless Wednesday� to remind Americans to reduce intake of those products.[6]

Herbert Hoover was the head of the Food Administration as well as the American Relief Association during Woodrow Wilson's presidency, and played a key role implementing the campaign, which was one of Hoover's many attempts to encourage volunteerism and sacrifice among Americans during the war. The USFA provided a wide variety of materials in addition to advertising, including recipe books and menus found in magazines, newspapers and government-sponsored pamphlets.[7]

# ? Jan 25, 2021 04:20

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

Haifisch posted:

Would True be happier if he let his stock of meat rot?

Yeah but he's a German so he's obviously doing it for unpatriotic reasons and not because of perishability.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 04:27

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell

Strapping a newborn to your nose seems like a really poor decision.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 05:05

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Slammy posted:

Wee Pals (April 16, 1965)

I saw where this was going and I still laughed.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 05:37

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

Manuel Calavera posted:

Rose is Rose

I refuse to attempt to interpret the stupid baby talk, I hate this strip so much.

Haifisch posted:

The meatless thing was a suggestion and not a law, by the way:

As far as Everett True is concerned a suggestion to help the war effort is as good as a law.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 05:43

amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

catlord posted:

Axa's about to get horny for a robot, isn't she?

The Bloop posted:

And I don't get why

Worst character model in the murderverse

His head makes up 45% of his entire body. I know there was a lesbian rhino in the comic that only appeared a couple times, but I don't remember if her head was as big as this guy's.

amigolupus fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jan 25, 2021

# ? Jan 25, 2021 05:44

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

amigolupus posted:

Axa's about to get horny for a robot, isn't she?

She's only human! Who can blame her? Just imagining those strong arms holding you while the metal surface glistens in the sun...

# ? Jan 25, 2021 06:06

catlord: Mar 22, 2009; What's on your mind, Axa?

amigolupus posted:

Axa's about to get horny for a robot, isn't she?

Compared to Jason, can you blame her?

# ? Jan 25, 2021 06:28

Good Listener: Sep 2, 2006; Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

Ghostlight posted:

Nekonaughey

Tōdaiji is an 8th century Buddhist temple complex whose features include a 16m tall statue of Buddha and the so-called "Buddha's nostril", a hole in one of the surrounding pillars which promises enlightenment in the next life should one be able to crawl through it.

I've been there, it's impressive as heck. I did not try to go through the hole though because I definitely would have gotten stuck.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 07:09

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Good Listener posted:

I've been there, it's impressive as heck. I did not try to go through the hole though because I definitely would have gotten stuck.

Sucks to be you in the next life.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 07:15

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From the Tinkersons

Dark Side of the Horse

# ? Jan 25, 2021 07:22

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

amigolupus posted:

Axa's about to get horny for a robot, isn't she?

It's been done.

Drawn And Quartered - 1942

# ? Jan 25, 2021 07:23

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

I love those dark Addams comics. The hanging vaccuum salesman is brutal.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 07:59

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Surgeon's Tales

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Jan 25, 2021 08:03

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Mundi

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 1/24/01

Brenda Starr 9/9/45

Smokey Stover 5/4-6/39

Between Africa and Robinson Crusoe, this story has the potential to go bad quickly. Fingers crossed.

Richard's Poor Almanac

# ? Jan 25, 2021 08:10

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Foob

Are we supposed to think the kids are being unreasonable here? :confused:

Selachian posted:

Brenda Starr 9/9/45

It's so weird how little relevance Brenda's job has in this comic, given that it's part of the title.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 10:38

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Are we supposed to think the kids are being unreasonable here?

It's Foob

# ? Jan 25, 2021 10:48

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

Tiggum posted:

Are we supposed to think the kids are being unreasonable here?

Those kids weren't 100% physically active the entire time they were at the ski slopes so clearly they were lazily faffing about, laughing with their friends all muppet-mouthed and ignoring their chores at home. How dare they.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 11:20

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Classic Kevin and Kell (March 22-26, 1999)

# ? Jan 25, 2021 12:23

The_Other: Dec 28, 2012; Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Circus Windows

# ? Jan 25, 2021 12:44

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

I liked Rae the Doe, too. Possibly even BECAUSE of the puns!!!

# ? Jan 25, 2021 13:12

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

Mikl posted:

Here goes Holbrook mixing the messages like so much DNA.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 14:02

Countblanc: Apr 20, 2005; _{Help a hero out!}

Evil Mastermind posted:

Cul De Sac would totally post in this thread.

Petey is going to love podcasts

# ? Jan 25, 2021 14:16

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

The Good Innvandrer

Pondus

(113 is the norwegian emergency number but, fun fact, if you dial 911 you also get transferred to emergency services)

# ? Jan 25, 2021 14:54

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samovar posted:

I liked Rae the Doe, too. Possibly even BECAUSE of the puns!!!

Olive is a treasure and a lovely lady. :3:

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

# ? Jan 25, 2021 15:23

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Manuel Calavera posted:

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

mouses.

toner is not ink.

:mad:

# ? Jan 25, 2021 15:28

manero: Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1946

# ? Jan 25, 2021 15:35

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Docks

Retail

Popular Comics

# ? Jan 25, 2021 15:44

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis

Tina's Groove Classic (May 27, 2009)

Arlo and Janis Classic (May 27, 1999)

Garfield Classic (May 27, 1989)

# ? Jan 25, 2021 15:45

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# ? May 28, 2024 21:40

NRVNQSR: Mar 1, 2009

manero posted:

Nancy 1946

Whatever the flaws in Jaimes' Nancy it absolutely captures the spirit of the Bushmiller period: Rehashing the same slow joke over and over until it crosses an invisible threshold into abstract madness.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 15:47

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