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Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Ups_rail posted:

year ago sincx also had a melt down in the gbs china thread over some phantom goon who would use wechat to meet and gently caress chinese women.

We all know such a goon didnt exist and even if such a goon did exist goons dont have sex.

Haier is real and strong and my friend.

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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

haier ruined peanut brittle

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Haier is cool and good and god bless him and his quest

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I had forgotten sincx going off the rails because of Haier, lol

what a dweeb

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

barbecue at the folks posted:

I had forgotten sincx going off the rails because of Haier, lol

what a dweeb

Goons having sex, is very triggering.


For example there was some troll account in E/N posting about a "nerodeverse " goon employing the "services" of a sex worker. BUT it in the service of his fetish, which is having the Sex Worker dress up as a cow.

The mod of E/N stepped in bad it clear the nerodeverse goon was under his protection. The QCS thread was a fun read and luckily the admins saw the troll for what is was the thread closed and the mod apologized.

As for china chat my news feeds are saying the biden team wants to normalize taiwans international standing.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Come back, Haier.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Come back, Haier.

No, in my head he and Chaoshan Girl finally found each other and have a gaggle of kids,who will continue his plunging legacy.

Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Jan 25, 2021

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

No, in my head he and Chaoshan Girl finally found each other and have a gaggle of kids,sho will continue his plunging legacy.

This is cannon

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Haier is real and strong and my friend.
Pretty sure Haier has been gone from China threads for longer than a year. Now for some non-anime content

China sends more warplanes through Taiwan airspace as part of 'attempts to intimidate'

quote:

Taiwan claims Chinese military aircraft have violated its airspace for a second day in a row.

Eight Chinese bomber planes and four fighter jets entered the south-western corner of Taiwan's air defence identification zone on Saturday, leading Taiwan's air force to deploy missiles to "monitor" the incursion.

The defence ministry in Taipei said China on Sunday sent another 16 military aircraft of various types into the same area.

The US State Department on Saturday said it was concerned by China's "pattern of ongoing attempts to intimidate its neighbours, including Taiwan".

"We urge Beijing to cease its military, diplomatic, and economic pressure against Taiwan and instead engage in meaningful dialogue with Taiwan's democratically elected representatives," Ned Price, a spokesman for the department, said in the statement.

There was no immediate Chinese comment on Sunday.
I would assume the Xi Jinping will is just testing how Biden will react.

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

Barudak posted:

This is cannon

living in a 7 story building in a shantou suburb where only the first two floors are occupied

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


lol itt

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Vesi posted:

living in a 7 story building in a shantou suburb where only the first two floors are occupied

1 child per floor.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Ups_rail posted:

year ago sincx also had a melt down in the gbs china thread over some phantom goon who would use wechat to meet and gently caress chinese women.

We all know such a goon didnt exist and even if such a goon did exist goons dont have sex.

joke's on him, I used WhatsApp

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Budzilla posted:

Pretty sure Haier has been gone from China threads for longer than a year. Now for some non-anime content

China sends more warplanes through Taiwan airspace as part of 'attempts to intimidate'
I would assume the Xi Jinping will is just testing how Biden will react.

Biden reacted by sailing a carrier battle group through the SCS so I'm thinking Xi is disappointed

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

Barudak posted:

This is cannon

This is cannon

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

MyronMulch posted:

This is cannon



Didn't know your mom's dildo had to be wheeled in.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

MyronMulch posted:

This is cannon



That is cannon.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MyronMulch posted:

This is cannon



This is Killing.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


WarpedNaba posted:

Didn't know your mom's dildo had to be wheeled in.

lol

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Jeoh posted:

haier ruined peanut brittle

It all turned to poo poo since that.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

His Divine Shadow posted:

It all turned to poo poo since that.

Whatever happend to Haier? He got banned, but I heard he re-registered under a new name in the previous China thread.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
He gave up after a while, and rode off with Chaoshan girl

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I think he said that he was spending too much time on the forums and oversharing and wanted to make a clean break. In my head canon he and Chaoshan girl now wander around China together, sampling the local cuisines while righting wrongs

StevoMcQueen
Dec 29, 2007

barbecue at the folks posted:

I think he said that he was spending too much time on the forums and oversharing and wanted to make a clean break. In my head canon he and Chaoshan girl now wander around China together, sampling the local cuisines while righting wrongs

All the while suffering bouts of gastric distress.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

And chugging quarts of half and half.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What. The. Actual. gently caress.

https://hongkongfp.com/2021/01/27/china-deploys-anal-swabs-to-test-for-covid-19/

quote:

China has begun using anal swabs to test those it considers at high risk of contracting Covid-19, state TV reported, with social media users and travellers squirming over the invasive procedure which doctors say can be more effective in detecting the virus.

Officials took anal swabs from residents of neighbourhoods with confirmed Covid-19 cases in Beijing last week, broadcaster CCTV said, while those in designated quarantine facilities have also undergone the test.
...
But the anal swabs method “can increase the detection rate of infected people” as traces of the virus linger longer in the anus than in the respiratory tract, Li Tongzeng, a senior doctor from Beijing’s You’an Hospital, told CCTV.

What next? 11 herbs and spices TCM up the rear end?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I'unno, if there's empirical evidence that it's easier to tell by swabbing the bunghole then it's fair game.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Chinese doctors in China so, yeah nah. No data, no peer review.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Ah, so this is basically penis inspection day, then.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
I was wondering if it was to encourage people to stay put for the holiday? If you want to travel you have to get tested. By the way, it's an anal probe.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Forceholy posted:

Whatever happend to Haier? He got banned, but I heard he re-registered under a new name in the previous China thread.

We just went over this, he and Chaoshan girl live in orgasmic bliss surrounded by their ever growing cadre of children.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
that's the fairy tale ending that you're told by grown ups but in reality chaoshan girl just turned into peanut brittle girl after about three years

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Guy Axlerod posted:

I was wondering if it was to encourage people to stay put for the holiday? If you want to travel you have to get tested. By the way, it's an anal probe.

That would be brilliant if true. :goatsecx:

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

It was reported really early on covid does transmit through fecal matter/aerosols (its a likely reason why cruise ships got so turbofucked) that was later backed up in a couple studies, so it would make sense it would at least work as a test--tho who tf knows about more accurate.

fwiw every hospital around me still has massive lines to do covid testing since its a requirement for most people going home over LNY, and they're done pretty much all outside in a kiosk separated from the hospital itself, and all still nasal/throat swabs.

a lot of companies in shanghai are bribing people to not travel during spring festival, with anywhere from a couple hundred to several thousand RMB as a payment if employees do agree to stay put. i guess the fear is people being stuck outside of shanghai like what happened last year. a few of my colleagues went to their grandparents/relatives homes in Hubei and couldn't return to Shanghai until like May??? I think, and then had to do 2 weeks at home once they arrived in the city. it doesn't seem widespread enough to be a gov. initiative so I think it's legit just companies trying to avoid another issue like last year.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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drive thru anal probe except i keep getting back in line after my test

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Shumagorath posted:

joke's on him, I used WhatsApp

Whatsap can do that?

I ve often wonder what happens if someone goes to a public park in china and puts up one of those "looking for a wife" signs and the personal add mentions


"my parents are dead"


like would the phone just explode from that

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Ups_rail posted:

Whatsap can do that?

I ve often wonder what happens if someone goes to a public park in china and puts up one of those "looking for a wife" signs and the personal add mentions


"my parents are dead"


like would the phone just explode from that

"who's gonna pay the bride price???"

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

oohhboy posted:

What. The. Actual. gently caress.

https://hongkongfp.com/2021/01/27/china-deploys-anal-swabs-to-test-for-covid-19/


What next? 11 herbs and spices TCM up the rear end?

Anal swab then nose/throat swab, they use the same swab.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

ninjoatse.cx posted:

Anal swab then nose/throat swab, they use the same swab.

That’s the only way I’d do it.

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

oohhboy posted:

What next? 11 herbs and spices TCM up the rear end?
Congratulations, you've just invented Gwyneth Paltrow's next Goop product.

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