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Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

LingcodKilla posted:

I got my rate tattooed on my chest and 6 years later I’m thinking about switching rates.

Easy, just add an asterisk.

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
They could already have a natural one, depending on the tattoo's location

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
On the other hand my grandfather served in the navy through WW2 and didn't come back with a single tattoo, which seems like a real missed opportunity for a rad sailboat or mermaid tat

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




This was always going to happen.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I want to hate it, but it's not as bad as jar guy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I want to hate it, but it's not as bad as jar guy

The lowest, grossest bar possible

*Posts gay merman jizz tattoo*

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Bernie in the chair is the real life equivalent of the song from Bill and Ted that unites the world.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

ultrafilter posted:



This was always going to happen.

Bernie black

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan


I'm so edgy I got a fake evil gods namesake dagger inked on my face

mehrunes razor, elder scrolls, literally "bane of the righteous"

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Hell yeah

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer
those earrings tho

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Koburn posted:

those earrings tho

Seriously. Looks like... wallet chain and beetle larvae?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Her earlobes are begging for relief

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

ultrafilter posted:



This was always going to happen.

These Mr. Garrison tattoos keep getting weirder.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

sephiRoth IRA posted:



I'm so edgy I got a fake evil gods namesake dagger inked on my face

mehrunes razor, elder scrolls, literally "bane of the righteous"

Definitely not a bar brawler, by appearance

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Mister Speaker posted:

Seriously. Looks like... wallet chain and beetle larvae?

Dog teeth and a leash. She looks fun.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I can't lie and say I'm not a little jealous of her crisp eyeliner. Back when I wore it, I could never get it right, no matter what.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
lol my ten year old can do her makeup that way!!

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS


wanna see her Hamilton, Obama, and Clinton tattoos

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




nerve posted:



wanna see her Hamilton, Obama, and Clinton tattoos

yeah that's the worst loving tattoo/social media post combo i've ever seen, god loving damnit

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


nerve posted:



wanna see her Hamilton, Obama, and Clinton tattoos

Reminder that Ginsburg officiated a wedding with no masks and then died of covid a few weeks later

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Ziv Zulander posted:

Reminder that Ginsburg officiated a wedding with no masks and then died of covid a few weeks later

Yes, but opposite of everything you said.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ziv Zulander posted:

Reminder that Ginsburg officiated a wedding with no masks and then died of covid a few weeks later

She died of cancer. Even if she did catch covid and die at the wedding it wouldn't change the fact that she went out and did the wedding because she knew she was dying of cancer.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Does it even say anything or is it just nonsense?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Thirteen Orphans posted:

Does it even say anything or is it just nonsense?

Based on the alpha and the lambda, I think they literally just took the word family and replaced the six letters with their closest Greek equivalent. Then they threw it in the middle of an EKG because why not?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It says "familps". Someone wrote out "family" in Symbol font and assumed it was Greek.

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
Beautiful.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


You mean the Greeks didn't use a picture of a cactus for the letter y? I am shocked by this historical discovery.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rydiafan posted:

You mean the Greeks didn't use a picture of a cactus for the letter y? I am shocked by this historical discovery.

That is a sai you philistine

They are a big Electra/Raphael fan

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Bloop posted:

That is a sai you philistine

They are a big Electra/Raphael fan

Raphael was definitely the best turtle. Anyone who picked Leonardo was lame as hell

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Iron Crowned posted:

Raphael was definitely the best turtle. Anyone who picked Leonardo was lame as hell

:hmmyes:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



rydiafan posted:

Based on the alpha and the lambda, I think they literally just took the word family and replaced the six letters with their closest Greek equivalent. Then they threw it in the middle of an EKG because why not?

Maybe they're an anti-masker who doomed those around them to live in the ICU.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
They wrote φαμιλψ (familps) when they meant οικογένεια (oikogéneia).

Makes a change from Chinese-character tattoos, anyway!

Rascar Capac has a new favorite as of 21:43 on Jan 27, 2021

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Rascar Capac posted:

They wrote φαμιλψ (familps) when they meant οικογένεια (oikogéneia).

Makes a change from Chinese-character tattoos, anyway!

Yes this opens up the possibility for a lot of great non-Chinese/Japanese poor translation tattoos. Hope we find some more.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

Raphael was definitely the best turtle. Anyone who picked Leonardo was lame as hell

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Iron Crowned posted:

Raphael was definitely the best turtle. Anyone who picked Leonardo was lame as hell

Michaelangelo :colbert:

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

WeaponX posted:

Yes this opens up the possibility for a lot of great non-Chinese/Japanese poor translation tattoos. Hope we find some more.

"Asian Font" translations are a long-running genre unto themselves, and sometimes use characters that are made up from whole cloth. Funny thing is that they keep using the same few fonts to do it, so if you have a decoder card handy you can read what they were trying to say.

Here are a few links from the long-running "Hanzi Smatter" blog:

"Khaled"
"Gemma"
"Jake"

McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007

Hot Damn!



Yond Cassius posted:

"Asian Font" translations are a long-running genre unto themselves, and sometimes use characters that are made up from whole cloth. Funny thing is that they keep using the same few fonts to do it, so if you have a decoder card handy you can read what they were trying to say.

Here are a few links from the long-running "Hanzi Smatter" blog:

"Khaled"
"Gemma"
"Jake"

That blog is fantastic. Cant let toilet demon go unappreciated.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

poo poo, now I need to get a tattoo of the ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs for lentils and tell people it means "strength".

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