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Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Woof Blitzer posted:

lolling at how this thread went from "owning stock = hitler" to "go up aaaaaa." You're giving me severe whiplash.

Destroying hedge funds is praxis

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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
The crescendo of the chat window when it nears a multiple of 5 is hilarious.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

dex_sda posted:

I bought exactly one share cos im fine not buying hitman 3 until it's cheaper in return for a meme. dont put in money you cant stand to lose lol


so what do you think, collapse imminent or will the fed keep the clown car running

What does your heart tell you? :allears:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

dex_sda posted:

I bought exactly one share cos im fine not buying hitman 3 until it's cheaper in return for a meme. dont put in money you cant stand to lose lol


so what do you think, collapse imminent or will the fed keep the clown car running

I don’t see Yellen and Biden continuing that game.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

err posted:

and a bunch of zoomers yoloing their life savings.

their what?

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


dex_sda posted:

I bought exactly one share cos im fine not buying hitman 3 until it's cheaper in return for a meme. dont put in money you cant stand to lose lol


so what do you think, collapse imminent or will the fed keep the clown car running

what does your heart tell you

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

dex_sda posted:

I bought exactly one share cos im fine not buying hitman 3 until it's cheaper in return for a meme. dont put in money you cant stand to lose lol


so what do you think, collapse imminent or will the fed keep the clown car running

fed has little to no tools left, lots of, "this next crash will be worse than 1929", or "we are the next Japan"

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I have owned 43 shares of AMC for 4 minutes but am not a millionaire yet. Is this working properly?

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

KaptainKrunk posted:

c-spam is channeling its collective energy of Being Wrong to try to collapse the market

it's going to work by turning all the goons into thousandaires instead of destroying the market

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

zoomers =\= life savings

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

fknlo posted:

43 shares bought. I could easily drop a grand but I'm not going to do that.

You should though. It is praxis

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

err posted:

and a bunch of zoomers yoloing their life savings.

Lmao, Zoomers and Millennials don't have life savings.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


KaptainKrunk posted:

what does your heart tell you

honestly not sure what the biden admin will do. i just know the second they stop shoveling the cash into the capitalism furnace it's going down down down.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
people saying AMC is a meme stock: how do you get stronger fundamentals than "made Better Call Saul," hmmm?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

fknlo posted:

I have owned 43 shares of AMC for 4 minutes but am not a millionaire yet. Is this working properly?

i dunno how this amc thing would work since its like nearly 3x the volume of gme. way harder to meme magic, no?

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
What was the bolshevik term for someone who didn't pick a side in the revolution?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Nonsense posted:

I don’t see Yellen and Biden continuing that game.

I don't think they want a collapse in their second week in office tbh

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Turn over those couch cushions you god damned pussies. GET IN

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

dex_sda posted:

I bought exactly one share cos im fine not buying hitman 3 until it's cheaper in return for a meme. dont put in money you cant stand to lose lol


so what do you think, collapse imminent or will the fed keep the clown car running

I mean theoretically, this has to correct violently based. But otoh who the gently caress knows.

The only good news is that a steep massive stock market crash is the only way we're going to see actual stimulus chat.

When all your blue chips that dominate the market start projecting YoY revenue drops, there's no fundamentals to hang onto and incremental stimulus by manipulating the bond market is harder to do

"The defecit myth" is a great read btw and probably the best way to get any sort of socialist system implemented (by pleasing the mega corps unfortunately)

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
$115 wall falling!?!

edit: toppled!

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
$115, there it is.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

human garbage bag posted:

What was the bolshevik term for someone who didn't pick a side in the revolution?

last time i heard, getting rich from capital makes you a capitalist

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

people saying AMC is a meme stock: how do you get stronger fundamentals than "made Better Call Saul," hmmm?

i like better call saul! wow time to buy!

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

Woof Blitzer posted:

lolling at how this thread went from "owning stock = hitler" to "go up aaaaaa." You're giving me severe whiplash.

this thread = go up aaaaaaaaaa

owning stock = hitler

this thread = go up aaaaaa == owning stock = hitler

this thread = go up aaaa / owning stock == owning stock = hitler / this thread

1 / owning stock = 1 / this thread

owning stock = this thread

invest goons!!!!!!!!!!

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Nonsense posted:

I don’t see Yellen and Biden continuing that game.

yes i'm sure the democrats will rein in wall street

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Number go up

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lol its gonna break 120

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

a few hours ago: maybe i'll pick up a few shares of gme when it drops back below 80
now: maybe when it goes back under $100

best case scenario is i make some money by friday. worst case is i cut my losses, dump it and am out a couple hundred bucks

e: holy gently caress 120

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Rein in Wallstreet? lol no I mean the free money. that shits ending.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

dex_sda posted:

I don't think they want a collapse in their second week in office tbh

the problem is that consumer demand is falling off. Lower interest rates ain't gonna do poo poo this time. Totally different scenario from 2008-09. That was a financial systems crash, we're seeing society as we know it fall apart

lmao

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Relevant Tangent posted:

yes i'm sure the democrats will rein in wall street

notorious for their fiscally conservative politics, those democrats

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Woof Blitzer posted:

lolling at how this thread went from "owning stock = hitler" to "go up aaaaaa." You're giving me severe whiplash.

In this case owning the stock is also owning investment assholes, right?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Nonsense posted:

Rein in Wallstreet? lol no I mean the free money. that shits ending.

if that's ending then it's great depression time for the market too lol

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
If this breaks $120 shorts are going to loses billions more.

edit: and there it is!

edit2: every 15% is a 1billion dollar lose for hedge funds.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
120

e: 122 lol

Greataval
Mar 26, 2010
This will be epic were coming to save the boys that bought at 150.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lmao I've made rent in a single day.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
lmao smashed through $120 almost immediately

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


a new study bible! posted:

In this case owning the stock is also owning investment assholes, right?

it actually is

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Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



oxsnard posted:

the problem is that consumer demand is falling off. Lower interest rates ain't gonna do poo poo this time. Totally different scenario from 2008-09. That was a financial systems crash, we're seeing society as we know it fall apart

lmao

And I feel fine.

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