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Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

“Those drat Ghurkas are so much better than us we better make ridiculous stories about how bad rear end they are.”

Sure why not.

Might want to look up martial race theory.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Commandos always get mythologized though. Probably a little of both—legit brilliance mixing with 20th century racial theories.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mr. Nice! posted:

It's difficult to post with one arm.

Explain the PornHub comments section.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
He said difficult, not impossible.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Explain the PornHub comments section.

pornhub has a comments section?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Memento posted:

pornhub has a comments section?

And a share on Facebook button.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Skelaboo posted:

And a share on Facebook button.

Look man, if you have a better idea on how to reconnect with your estranged yet oh so sexy step-sibling, please share it with the rest of the class

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Look man, if you have a better idea on how to reconnect with your estranged yet oh so sexy step-sibling, please share it with the rest of the class

Mdma, orange juice, and house music?

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Wh-what are you doing, step-sergeant?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Guest2553 posted:

Wh-what are you doing, step-sergeant?

I would like to back this project.

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Today we got recruitment poster emails from Amazon at work.
It's not surprising, really, but something about it being from Amazon rather than the usual oil sites or CN Rail just feels extra hosed.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Guest2553 posted:

Wh-what are you doing, step-sergeant?

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Guest2553 posted:

Wh-what are you doing, step-sergeant?

Sargent!

(I'm presuming we're talking about the afn commercial)

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Stupid sexy SNCO

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


bulletsponge13 posted:

I would like to back this project.

i would like to do the opposite of this

brains
May 12, 2004

Guest2553 posted:

Wh-what are you doing, step-sergeant?

:yikes:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Kith posted:

i would like to do the opposite of this

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Kith posted:

i would like to do the opposite of this

Front this project?

How much you wanna front it?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

McNally posted:

Front this project?

How much you wanna front it?

Lol

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Kith posted:

i would like to do the opposite of this

idk I think ISIS is more of a Twitter-centered recruiting org, you'd have better luck on that website.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I feel like this belongs here, too:

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


McNally posted:

Front this project?

How much you wanna front it?

that depends. can i use a chopstick

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Kith posted:

that depends. can i use a chopstick

Sounds good to me :dadjoke:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I feel like this belongs here, too:

https://twitter.com/spartiecat/status/1354545601011134464

nailed it

Icon Of Sin posted:

Sounds good to me :dadjoke:

ahh gently caress, I can't believe you've done this

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Seems relevant:

Arsenic Lupin posted:

It's the ongoing level of despair in the narration that makes this thread.
https://twitter.com/pptsapper/status/1354869794596663303

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Yeah that tweet thread is fuckin amazing.

https://twitter.com/pptsapper/status/1355177217333067776

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Jan 29, 2021

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/29/us/fort-bliss-soldiers-injured.html

quote:

Eleven soldiers at Fort Bliss in Texas remained in medical care a day after ingesting an “unknown substance” during a field training exercise, the Army said on Friday. Two soldiers were in critical condition.

The soldiers fell ill after consuming something that they had acquired “outside of authorized food supply distribution channels,” according to a statement from Fort Bliss’s First Armored Division and Public Affairs Office.

Mushrooms...? Poisonous frogs...? I can't figure out what else you could eat out there that would put you in critical condition.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Vengarr posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/29/us/fort-bliss-soldiers-injured.html


Mushrooms...? Poisonous frogs...? I can't figure out what else you could eat out there that would put you in critical condition.

That or poorly pre-positioned "snacks" that went bad?

Arban
Aug 28, 2017

Vengarr posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/29/us/fort-bliss-soldiers-injured.html


Mushrooms...? Poisonous frogs...? I can't figure out what else you could eat out there that would put you in critical condition.

Something they believed to be alcohol ?

brains
May 12, 2004

Vengarr posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/29/us/fort-bliss-soldiers-injured.html


Mushrooms...? Poisonous frogs...? I can't figure out what else you could eat out there that would put you in critical condition.

my bet's on either some kind of gas station supplements/energy pills or something with "CBD oils" in it

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

If it wasn't edible, they wouldn't put heaters in the MRE, Private.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Did someone eat C4 again?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The expression I'm looking for here is "Promote ahead of peers", right?

brains
May 12, 2004

what's the equivalent to four lokos these days? mexican hand sanitizer?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

brains posted:

my bet's on either some kind of gas station supplements/energy pills or something with "CBD oils" in it

Anti-freeze.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKo-yUlL1uW/?igshid=1c7ychy14kpra

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.


Holy poo poo.

I mean, I know why... but WHY?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

The good news is that since the treatment for ethylene glycol poisoning is ethanol they’re already halfway cured.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ASAPI posted:

Holy poo poo.

I mean, I know why... but WHY?

Fifth generation retelling of the Mig-25 legends mixed up some of the details.

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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I would like to know more details.

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