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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
The hedge fund bailout came mostly from the guy that runs Citadel, the firm that takes all the order flow from RobinHood and can trade ahead of whatever Redditors are doing so will already be profiting hugely from this. I'm sure his money went in on terms that will make him an absolute killing when this settles down in a couple of weeks and the stock crashes.

It's a funny story and all but the "let's own Wall St" angle is kind of dumb - a lot of Wall St makes money when people trade whatever the outcome, and big unpredictable swings just create the kind of situations where other hedge funds not caught out on the bad side of the trade pile in to make their own money.

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Weasling Weasel
Oct 20, 2010

Red Oktober posted:

Yes, a fixed deadline. there are exceptions but that’s the general case.

You borrow the stock from someone who has it, and agree to give it back in X days plus a payment of $Y (as interest).

You then sell the stock immediately, and hope they before X days is up the price has fallen enough that you can buy the stock back at the lower price, pay the interests and still make a profit.

What these redditors have done is buy up enough stock to increase the price back beyond the point where the borrowers will make money.

These stocks will be interesting to watch in the next few days/weeks.



Yeah, as post above, if they wait out the bubble for the inevitable collapse, the shorters will make their money back, and some of those Redditors are going to lose what they put in, unless a retail brick-and-mortar games retailer is going to start to make a regular profit in a pandemic in the near future. I'd stick to tracker funds for any wannabe investors for the near future.

Still... they're basically doing what James Bond did to Le Chiffre in Casino Royale. I hope the hedge fund had to get their bailout via a high stakes poker match.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Weasling Weasel posted:

Yeah, as post above, if they wait out the bubble for the inevitable collapse, the shorters will make their money back, and some of those Redditors are going to lose what they put in, unless a retail brick-and-mortar games retailer is going to start to make a regular profit in a pandemic in the near future. I'd stick to tracker funds for any wannabe investors for the near future.

Still... they're basically doing what James Bond did to Le Chiffre in Casino Royale. I hope the hedge fund had to get their bailout via a high stakes poker match.

Oh yeah, it's 1000% a huge bubble, the shorters will make their money back if they can stay liquid/in the positions until then. But when you have liabilities marked to market against something like this then it becomes very tricky.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/tristandross/status/1353696186272804864?s=19

Useless loving party

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1354202462706671616?s=19

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Well it's not like there's a non-poo poo alternative they could have promoted...
https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1354157160339533825

Well it's not like there's a non-poo poo alternative they could have promoted...
https://quaker-prod.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/store/b6168eaf84801d03b432e31a2e23cdca978eead9702008de68834b669a84

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Going to be fun seeing the replies being a poo poo show while Boris doesn't comment at all

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1354376737233240066?s=19

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


"Even Afghanistan" is an insane line.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/BriefcaseMike/status/1354331750600736769

a clown party for clowns

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

sebzilla posted:

"Even Afghanistan" is an insane line.
Et in Afghania ego.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/RichardJMurphy/status/1354331820318453760

The Aristoc-Opposition!

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jan/27/facebook-apologises-flagging-plymouth-hoe-offensive-term




Plymouth Hoe is one of the most well-known sites in the UK’s seafaring history, the spot where Sir Francis Drake reputedly finished a game of bowls before heading out to fight the Spanish Armada.

But Facebook has found itself in hot water after challenging some posts from local people who innocently mentioned the Hoe, mistakenly thinking they were using a misogynist term.

The social media company has apologised for its mistake and promised to take steps to ensure residents and visitors can use the term in relation to the Devon landmark.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
mmm yes electable and forensic

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
literally anything except criticising the government from our esteemed press

https://twitter.com/juliamacfarlane/status/1354375431949053953?s=20

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Jose posted:

literally anything except criticising the government from our esteemed press

https://twitter.com/juliamacfarlane/status/1354375431949053953?s=20

weird how hong kong which is an international travel hub and also literally bordering china seems to be doing fine.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Look you can either stop international travel, in which case people won't die, or you can kill 100 thousand people, and nobody will want to travel internationally.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jippa posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jan/27/facebook-apologises-flagging-plymouth-hoe-offensive-term




Plymouth Hoe is one of the most well-known sites in the UK’s seafaring history, the spot where Sir Francis Drake reputedly finished a game of bowls before heading out to fight the Spanish Armada.

But Facebook has found itself in hot water after challenging some posts from local people who innocently mentioned the Hoe, mistakenly thinking they were using a misogynist term.

The social media company has apologised for its mistake and promised to take steps to ensure residents and visitors can use the term in relation to the Devon landmark.

Wait until they find out about Westward Ho!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i don't understand why people in this country needed to go on holidays during a pandemic last year anyway when you could just drive to a nice scenic car park and enjoy a flask of tea and a king size snickers in the car

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jose posted:

literally anything except criticising the government from our esteemed press

https://twitter.com/juliamacfarlane/status/1354375431949053953?s=20

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

This is not a fair comparison either, because [checks notes] the population density of South Korea is x2 that of the UK and the population density of Seoul x3 that of London.

Why doesn't anyone understand the the UK is a special snowflake?

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Jippa posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jan/27/facebook-apologises-flagging-plymouth-hoe-offensive-term




Plymouth Hoe is one of the most well-known sites in the UK’s seafaring history, the spot where Sir Francis Drake reputedly finished a game of bowls before heading out to fight the Spanish Armada.

But Facebook has found itself in hot water after challenging some posts from local people who innocently mentioned the Hoe, mistakenly thinking they were using a misogynist term.

The social media company has apologised for its mistake and promised to take steps to ensure residents and visitors can use the term in relation to the Devon landmark.

Still the best sign in Plymouth.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
My boss tried to order me to go to Frankfurt yesterday and I greatly enjoyed telling him that would be illegal.

Keep borders shut so I never have to go on work trips to incredibly boring German finance centres imo

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Jose posted:

literally anything except criticising the government from our esteemed press

https://twitter.com/juliamacfarlane/status/1354375431949053953?s=20


Population 24m.



Population 52m.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

I don't know about that, I saw a recent documentary film about the train line to Busan and things there seem really bad

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





so over the past day, especially with the whole 'Joanna Cherry sticking up for an antisemite' thing, I have become increasingly pissed off with the SNP's institutional transphobia to the point where I genuinely don't see value in an independent Scotland anymore if it's going to be as reactionary and neoliberal as the rest of the UK

what's the loving point in independence if Scotland's just going to become Catalonia?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
:suicide:

https://twitter.com/nickeardleybbc/status/1354400171732443140

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Venomous posted:

so over the past day, especially with the whole 'Joanna Cherry sticking up for an antisemite' thing, I have become increasingly pissed off with the SNP's institutional transphobia to the point where I genuinely don't see value in an independent Scotland anymore if it's going to be as reactionary and neoliberal as the rest of the UK

what's the loving point in independence if Scotland's just going to become Catalonia?

to divide and conquer the UK

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

keep punching joe posted:

Population 52m.



1.18 South Korea's per day baby!

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Won't this just mean the people who held GME stock in the first place making bank, when they get their stock back and its so much more valuable?

The redditors aren't going to make any money off this, right? (except those that got in early on the meme and are now selling as the stock goes up uP UP)

The are gambling that the stock price will go up, not buying the stock itself.

This is what makes this so much more obscene.

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-01-25/the-game-never-stops This is a long arse article about it, search the term Gamma to get to the juicy bit.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

https://twitter.com/jasebyjason/status/1354396299542605825?s=20

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exJO-ci1X6o&t=81s

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


ItohRespectArmy posted:

weird how hong kong which is an international travel hub and also literally bordering china seems to be doing fine.

Ah yes but they are inscrutable orientals, they are genetically predisposed to be able to use basic health measures, unlike the strapping, freedom-loving brit

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:yikes:

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1354402174483181569?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Dishonored 3 looking good.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


the apology tour is funny cause its one of those things that really strains the kayfabe of society

like obviously by any metric a PM should resign after killing 100,000 of their own people but MPs dont resign anymore, plus we have precedent from the cameron times
what we had back then was the PM killing hundreds of thousands of people for ideological reasons but in a way where the press couldn't admit it had even happened

now the press are forced to admit it happened but they still don't want consequences and in fact there can't be any. there's no mechanism by which boris can be removed until he calls for an election against himself in 4 years time or the DEATH wing of the party takes over from him.
the only consequence in the british system for MPs is that they should resign, but they dont anymore so theres no check at all and the wheels have come off.

it reminds me of when the prince andrew stuff was going around and everyone knows hes a criminal but our society is built to prevent him facing consequences, the inability to talk about it honestly just makes the media surrounding it extremely bizzare, either fantastical denial or fantastical ideas of how magically the good things will happen despite all the mechanisms pointing the other way

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

WhatEvil posted:

"Smart people" generally aren't that smart overall, and people really need to get that into their heads - just because a person is renowned for being good at one thing does not mean you should listen to them on anything else (and also often people who are renowned for one thing aren't even actually that good at that one thing they're supposed to be good at).
AKA the Rachel Riley problem. Brilliant at maths and quick calculations, but so poo poo at Humanities that she genuinely bought into the Corbyn antisemitism stuff, to the point that she took a photo of him getting arrested at an apartheid protest and photoshopped it to say he was racist.

I fall foul of the IQ thing as well. On paper I have a high IQ, 125-130 UK scale* as taken by two seperate psychologists. But this is just the speed my brain works. In practical terms I have a terrible education and at 40 it's drat near impossible to turn that around, especially at maths.

I'm trying to learn, but my god am I super aware of my dwindling neuroplasticity.

I also have next to zero political education, which is why I sometimes feel baffled looking at in-depth discussions that reference gramscian neo-gondorism and it's effects on the teutonic filibustering of the late seinfeld movements, especially when it's treated like an obvious step in reasoning that everyone on the left should be aware of.

Listening to the pod I am always thankful for Jamie occasionally stopping things to ask what something is, because I am painfully aware of the holes in my northern Thatcher era education.

I tried taking the Mensa test and ended up sub-average, which is one of the huge problems with it - the cultural bias in the question assumes you have been taught fibonacci sequence and prime numbers to the point you recognise them, as opposed to (in my case) having skipped over that lesson because it's assumed working class plebs will never need it working in a shop.

Or someone from a village in another country with no formal education - if they took the test and worked out the fibonnaci sequence on their own, that would in real terms make them massively more intelligent than an etonian who memorised a formula after having it buggered into them repeatedly.

It's also pretty ableist, not taking into account things like dyscalculia, physical disabilities affecting handwriting, dyslexia affecting comprehension, and mental health and motivational problems.

Ultimately I don't feel like my supposedly high IQ has helped me have a better life. There's a reason there's a correlation between high IQ and mental health problems. I can't seem to hold down a job, I get frustrated doing things I know are inefficient, or working with systems I can see should be better but "that's the way it's done."

And I am incredibly envious of anyone who can just get up in the morning and go to work and do the same thing every day, every week, and just keep going and be seemingly happy. They get so much more done than I do, sat here in a ball of anxiety afraid to do anything in case I gently caress it up.

People get frustrated working with me because when I was younger I'd pipe up with ideas for better ways to do things, then after nobody did them or people did things the old way I'd stop chiming in with ideas and people would accuse me of getting sullen and uncommunicative.

The only environment I've ever felt comfortable in was higher education, but again there are huge class issues there because the nature of the funding, and living arrangements for post grad is so loving tenuous, unless you're supported by a rich family and know the right people to get the right scholarships and bursaries, I don't see how it's possible to survive.

To relate this to the last page or two's discussion of stocks, that's another socially ableist profession - rich people who gently caress up just declare bankruptcy, hide all their assets using the right accountant and then are right back at it after a short break. Poor people who don't know the right tricks end up on the streets.

Like you say, there are a ton of people who are intelligent and quick witted working in non-prestige jobs who, with the right start in life, could have been anything they wanted. They could even have been doing the same job, but as their own boss and making 100% of the value of their labour instead of the 5% or whatever their employer gives them.

Instead they languish in half lives, kept busy by this obscene keynesian-malthusian garlic press. Like a working class version of Ginsberg's Howl, only not as racist and about working in Aldi instead of sex and drugs.

* The US scale is calibrated differently, which is how you get Tarantino claiming to have an IQ of 140 and claims that Einstein had an IQ in excess of 160.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




"Next time there's a pandemic we'll do better, we promise."

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Jippa posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jan/27/facebook-apologises-flagging-plymouth-hoe-offensive-term




Plymouth Hoe is one of the most well-known sites in the UK’s seafaring history, the spot where Sir Francis Drake reputedly finished a game of bowls before heading out to fight the Spanish Armada.

But Facebook has found itself in hot water after challenging some posts from local people who innocently mentioned the Hoe, mistakenly thinking they were using a misogynist term.

The social media company has apologised for its mistake and promised to take steps to ensure residents and visitors can use the term in relation to the Devon landmark.

The Scunthorpe curse.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That plus an air rifle is my summer food plan.

Why specifically two? Is it by implication not protected to say that there's one, three, seven, or that sex is a bimodal bin and intersex people are legitimate as are trans people?

it's because it was written by terves, i know :eng99:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

this is a proposed amendment to the hate crime bill by a tory shithead

the proposed amendment by the SNP's Humza Yousaf is still obviously a bone thrown to terfs though less openly terrible

https://twitter.com/JoanMcAlpine/status/1354387729484804099

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

its gonna be pretty funny when he's reelected in 2024

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