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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

drat that was a good :69snypa:

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

trumo would be posting some spectacular tweets rn about the power of the stonk market, were getting robbed

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Frankly this sounds less unpleasant than that nose business

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

the baileys say put it in my rear end

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

and then macho man started playing really loudly

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

cumshitter posted:

im laughing because a bunch of CFAs, or Chartered Financial Analysts, one of the most difficult post-education business certifications to get had to watch their bloomberg terminals (at $20,000/year rental per terminal) as GME blinked green non-stop for two days as people on a subreddit hosed them up the rear end so hard they're out of a job

lmao. of all the people in the world, people with degrees in finance and economics who went on to post-education business certifications specializing further in how to value companies and determine the best possible use of money, got hosed by makng moves they knew had unlimited risk

theyre not just eating poo poo. theyre eating poo poo with more knowledge than i or schnorkles could ever understand what the eating of that poo poo means
it owns, op

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Yinlock posted:

who could have imagined that having an entirely unregulated market that runs on imagination would lead to negative consequences

For some but for others untold riches.

Also since money isn't real does it matter? Fiat Tumpf!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

This guy gets it.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Im a CFA


C-SPAM Financial Analyst

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

shyduck posted:

Im a CFA


C-SPAM Financial Analyst

Load me up on some rear end swab stocks buddy.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


im long and girthy on anal swab tech

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

shyduck posted:

Im a CFA


C-SPAM Financial Analyst

cool, that could be a helpful thing to have around!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
if reddit kills shortselling i will lmao

definitely more successful than any goon project except for maybe doobie's dog house

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1354283167985922048?s=20

drat, what a face

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


shyduck posted:

im long and girthy on anal swab tech

I request a demonstration

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Mr. Lobe posted:

as a rule, theydon't go after presidents. it would set a precedent neither dominant political party wants. too many skeletons in their closets, too much they don't want to invite into their houses. however, if the impeachment goes through, that unspoken, implicit protection may be lost to him

I actually meant Jenna Ellis, who is, as far as I can tell, the only big name legal rep in the stop the steal bullshit who isn't being sued or having other disciplinary action taken against them.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

cumshitter posted:

its as real as any human endeavor. people say finance is fake but the reason i like it is because it's a purely human construct. not saying it's good, just saying it's willed into existence by human beings

they just got called out this time on what has been normal business practice for a while

Time-honored practices ruined by these upstarts

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CODChimera posted:

trump talking poo poo and then bailing when things got a little too real was extremely trump

Should be tattooed on his rear end

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



He's completely correct

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

When u max out all the sliders in create-a-character

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

the left side of his face is totally normal

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

C SPAN viewer calls topic this morning is "is there a cancel culture in the US?" So far only Republicans are calling in, Democratic lines are open.




Mornin' :coffee:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

lol this was a great show but I never saw this news clip about it

https://twitter.com/House_Feminist/status/1354224091750821889

i feel like life in america's a big joke and i finally get it

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I'm gonna pretend I never watched the drat bitch u live like this? senate majority leader edition and continue living in blissful ignorance because I don't know what to make of it

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009



You know what, I hope nothing super weird happens today. I'm already having a tenuous grasp on reality this morning, my brain worms don't need any more fodder

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Aceofblue posted:

You know what, I hope nothing super weird happens today. I'm already having a tenuous grasp on reality this morning, my brain worms don't need any more fodder

I say this with compassion and not spite, but have you considered logging off?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/dril/status/381474795310702592?s=20

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009



Mr. Lobe posted:

I say this with compassion and not spite, but have you considered logging off?

never log off

Yeah, I'm good. I'm having many (virtual) meetings and taking many calls once work starts and I took my meds like a good creature

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


If you see Dril on the road,

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

lol this was a great show but I never saw this news clip about it

https://twitter.com/House_Feminist/status/1354224091750821889

why

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
can anyone explain to me why a bunch of wealthy senators live in a flop house?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Drunkboxer posted:

can anyone explain to me why a bunch of wealthy senators live in a flop house?

so they can smell each others' farts more often

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

baw posted:

so they can smell each others' farts more often

that makes sense

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof


Dammit, I don't have time for all these mug shots! Take the forward looking and the side looking both at the same time!

Lando Kardashian
Jul 11, 2007

pissidential

what do u guys think trumo is up to right now?

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009



Drunkboxer posted:

can anyone explain to me why a bunch of wealthy senators live in a flop house?

DC housing is expensive and rather than pool their wealth and live in NOT a frat house, they wanted to live in a frat house.

It's also really funny since they've been doing that since like what, 1982 Miller said? Chuck Schumer had 2 kids while "sleeping there every night"

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Aceofblue posted:

DC housing is expensive and rather than pool their wealth and live in NOT a frat house, they wanted to live in a frat house.

It's also really funny since they've been doing that since like what, 1982 Miller said? Chuck Schumer had 2 kids while "sleeping there every night"

I can respect it if they were at least getting hammered every night

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i wonder if that house has ever been broken into

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