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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Also Scar and the hyenas were figurative nazis.

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Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
My usual reply when this one comes up is “yeah, 2016 sucked”. Gets them good and mad.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Yeah Scar didn't cheat, he just killed Mufasa and then lied to Simba to get him to run away from home.

So in order for this to be applicable to the current situation Biden would have had to take out Trump, and then tell Don Jr. and Eric to run away or they would be blamed.


"Okay you're right, let's start by expanding the social safety net and health care."

"SOCIALIST YOU JUST WANT FREE STUFF"

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Axetrain posted:

Scar less cheated and more straight up murdered Mufasa.

Also Scar was a lion and he seemed to make out pretty ok, not so much losing everything he had built and maintained.


Also also, when did we see lions build or maintain a single goddamn thing other than hereditary monarchy anyway?

Scar was a revolutionary and the hyenas a previously oppressed class. Change my mind.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Orange Devil posted:

Scar was a revolutionary and the hyenas a previously oppressed class. Change my mind.

Mufasa was Lenin, Simba was Trotsky, Scar was Stalin. In this essay I will

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

the_steve posted:

Also ageless. I'm pretty certain it has existed in some form since approximately 5 minutes after the concept of government was invented.

Ye Vyllage Alderman? - Faithless
I'm the unholie majick of fireless cooking.

Orange Devil posted:

Scar was a revolutionary and the hyenas a previously oppressed class. Change my mind.
The hyenas were excluded from society for no reason whatsoever other than the perception that they would destroy society, which became self-fulfilling because of their exclusion.

"There is nothing more dangerous than to build a society with a large segment of people in that society who feel that they have no stake in it; who feel that that have nothing to lose. People who have stake in their society, protect that society, but when they don't have it, they unconsciously want to destroy it."

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Like all kings, gently caress the lion king. If anything it vindicates the Bolsheviks in killing the Czar's children. Banishing them, even to a literal paradise on earth with excess bounty, just sees them recruit a ragtag band of mercenaries to reinstall themselves on the throne.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

1stGear posted:

Mufasa was Lenin, Simba was Trotsky, Scar was Stalin. In this essay I will

I demand to know who Timon and Pumbah are in this analogy.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

The original criticism was that the hyenas were analogies for poor minorities, as the characters lived in the bad a part of the savanna where Simba was never to go, an the characters were voiced by black and hispanic actors.

So you had an army of poor minorities led by a gay man usurping the rightful inheritance of Matthew Broderick.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Skelaboo posted:

I demand to know who Timon and Pumbah are in this analogy.
Western Liberals.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Eagerly awaiting my family's response on Facebook to Kwame Kilpatrick sentence being commuted.... since they were very passionate about him going to jail for murdering that stripper and buying Navigators with taxpayer money

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Guavanaut posted:

Western Liberals.


In their defense, it was working out pretty good for them.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Exactly. Western Liberals.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

zeroprime posted:

I've seen some whining on my facebook feed about conservative opinions not being allowed anymore, but can't really get confirmation from anyone of which opinions they're talking about for some reason:



Is this someone I know?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


It took a while for it to click, but "my opinion isn't allowed" or "I'm being silenced" just translates to "people are now willing to openly disagree with me",

Which in some circumstances means "my outdated view now makes me part of a minority in society, and I'm finding out for the first time what that feels like"

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


PeterCat posted:

The original criticism was that the hyenas were analogies for poor minorities, as the characters lived in the bad a part of the savanna where Simba was never to go, an the characters were voiced by black and hispanic actors.

So you had an army of poor minorities led by a gay man usurping the rightful inheritance of Matthew Broderick.

That's a pretty big oof right there

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

Is this someone I know?

Definitely

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004



Bonus: One of my cousins has this as his facebook cover photo. The purple line is for "security personnel" apparently, I think he works part time as a bouncer at a bar.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

We must protect our children's TV dinosaurs at all costs.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Republicans: famously never call for death to Iran or iranians

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Republicans: famously never call for death to Iran or iranians

Should those Republicans be banned from Twitter?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


Glad to see that Prince is getting the recognition he deserves.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Ok but you lose that account if you actually, literally try to bring death to America. Like, just don't ever send a murderous army storming into the Capitol Building during one of our Presidential Electoral College vote certifications or some crazy poo poo. Keep it chill.

Edit:

borkencode posted:

Bonus: One of my cousins has this as his facebook cover photo. The purple line is for "security personnel" apparently, I think he works part time as a bouncer at a bar.


The Mall Cops Lives' Matter movement is picking up steam.

tek79 fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Jan 21, 2021

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Blart Lives Matter

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS


My socialism hating family sure seems to be mad we're not socialist

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
HAHA, wow i thought i found a new car buddy on facebook but:

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I feel like if these people were in any of time outside the past century or so they would have had very short life spans.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Invalid Validation posted:

I feel like if these people were in any of time outside the past century or so they would have had very short life spans.

Aye, these conditions do be most oppressive and unjust, but mayhaps with proper work and fayth inthe lord, I shall one day be amongst the landed gentry and shall enjoy such privilege hencewith.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Award winning documentary "Team America"

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
"Dad lost because he loves me and tried to protect me." -Don Jr's. forbidden dream.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
"Benefits as to why I should be vaccinated:
1. Can I stop wearing a mask?
No
2. Can they reopen restaurants etc and everyone work normally?
No
3. Will I be resistant to COVID?
Maybe, but they don't know exactly. It probably won't stop me getting it.
4. At least I won't be contagious to others, right?
No, I can still pass it on, maybe...nobody knows.
5. If we vaccinate children, will schools resume normally?
No
6. If I'm vaccinated, can I stop social distancing?
No
7. If I'm vaccinated, can I stop disinfecting my hands?
No
8. If I vaccinate myself and my grandpa, can we hug eachother?
No
9. Will movie theaters, stadiums etc. be reopened thanks to vaccines?
No
10. Will the vaccinated be able to gather?
No
11. What's the real benefit to vaccination?
The virus won't kill you.
12. Are you sure it won't kill me?
No
13. If statistically the virus doesn't kill me anyway, why would I get vaccinated?
To protect others.
14. So if I get vaccinated, is everyone sure that I'm not infecting them?
No
So, the vaccine doesn't give immunity.
Doesn't eliminate the virus.
Doesn't prevent death.
Doesn't guarantee you won't get COVID.
Doesn't prevent you from getting COVID.
Doesn't stop you from passing it on.
Doesn't eliminate the need for travel bans.
Doesn't eliminate the need for business closures.
Doesn't eliminate the need for lockdowns.
Doesn't eliminate the need for masks.
So...why should I be vaccinated?🤷‍♀️
"

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




MY KIDS DON’T WANT TALK TO ME ANYMORE OR LET ME SEE MY GRANDKIDS BECAUSE I WONT GET A VACCINE!


*notification of people adding crying face emoji x100 to post*

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Just about everything they've written is factually incorrect?

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Listen, if it's not an instantly-working miracle drug that will completely eradicate Covid and reopen everything by tomorrow, it may as well be useless.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I got the cholera vaccine but I could still transmit cholera if I caught an asymptomatic case of cholera and scratched my rear end in a top hat and then touched food with my lovely hands but it is associated with a >90% lower chance of making GBS threads myself to the emergency room if I did catch cholera, even though that's a far from certain outcome even without the vaccine.

Oh well, off to social media to copypasta about how vaccines are useless if I still have to wash my hands after touching my rear end.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Medullah posted:

[...]

13. If statistically the virus doesn't kill me anyway, why would I get vaccinated?
To protect others.

[...]

Wow, screw that! What's even the point?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
If you can't define and correctly calculate every statistical measure commonly taught in high schools, you should not be allowed to use the word "statistically."

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006
Ate food but still mortal, give me my dollar back Ronald.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Listen, if it's not an instantly-working miracle drug that will completely eradicate Covid and reopen everything by tomorrow, it may as well be useless.

True, but the question is if I get the vaccine will I get any bad rear end super powers?

I mean, come on, otherwise what's the point?

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
This Youtube video gives a nice rundown of the idea expressed in that forward: if a progressive policy can't completely eradicate the problem it's meant to solve, then there's no point in enacting it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yts2F44RqFw

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