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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Keyboard Cat has been dead since 1987.

#notparticularlyfunfacts

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cat says

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
https://twitter.com/WGAL/status/1353503626875043840

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I didnt like the fact that that was posted from my local news group but then I saw it happened in Texas for some reason

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Satanist sex robots and vampire dolls hailed 'perfect' by AI customers

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:devil::devil:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I thought the customers were AI too.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




quote:

a RealDoll rep – who goes by the pseudonym Brick Dollbanger

Pro tier blursed username

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
it's just inverted Dick Balldangler

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1353836836859359233?s=21

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Was it on a note he left by the bed?

"If I die, please say I died from amazing sex."

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Does the pro put that on her resume?

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008

Ah, la grande mort

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Does the pro put that on her resume?

No, it's bad for repeat customers.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS posted:

Does the pro put that on her resume?

Yes.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

If she's smart she should market herself like those old 50's movies that claimed they were so scary you had to sign a waiver before seeing them in case they give you a heart attack.

"You're paying for the whole seat, but I'll only make you edge."

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

Jigsaw posted:

Ah, la grande mort

:golfclap:

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


"sex in times of pandemia"

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Tei posted:

"sex in times of pandemia"

"The masque of the red balls"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Marcade posted:

No, it's bad for repeat customers.

“Thank you, come again.”

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
The stiffest stiffs in the business

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Did he stiff them on the tip?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Turns out you can't just throw a million monkeys into a room and ask them to create stuff, ethically speaking

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
There are no ethical capuchins under capitalism.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Yeah, I heard that they're going to get rid of all their Reese's Pieces because they're actually Rhesus Pieces :dadjoke:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



No one elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2021

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Driver dies after being ejected in one-vehicle crash on I-190, lands on Buffalo News building

yikes, but imagine being the person having to write the headline for someone somehow crashing into a barrier so hard they landed on your roof.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I was elected to the shadow baseball hall of fame though. I'm HoF in exile.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Inceltown posted:

I was elected to the shadow baseball hall of fame though. I'm HoF in exile.

There's a Shadow Games joke in here somewhere.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Anal swabs to become China’s No. 2 method for COVID-19 testing

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

number two

lol

cnut
May 3, 2016

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
Found Jay Leno's account!

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Facebook apologises for Plymouth Hoe 'error'

There's a place called Plymouth Hoe that Facebook immediately marked that as offensive.

I wonder what Facebook thinks of Butthole Lane.

Sodium Chloride has a new favorite as of 20:39 on Jan 28, 2021

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Tex Avery posted:

Found Jay Leno's account!

As a kid, I loved his headlines segments.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Tex Avery posted:

Found National Lampoon's account!

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Sodium Chloride posted:

Facebook apologises for Plymouth Hoe 'error'

There's a place called Plymouth Hoe can Facebook immediately marked that as offensive.

I wonder what Facebook thinks of Butthole Lane.

I've been to the Plymouth Hoe, with a group of American Sailors, and man the jokes just never stop.

The Hoe is exceptionally lovely.

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