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Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

A Patreon sounds cool if you can promise to only spend like, 45% of it on Goldbelly Cookies

drat he said he'd spend only 5% but now he has to spend 45%...all for us folks, we asked him to do it!

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Warbird posted:

Motioning that I’d love to see some metrics on the Trump thread now that the term is over. Hell, site wide stats/metics would be sweet. Make a grafana instance that you have to be a patron to have access to.

God yes give me that sweet graph porn :jackbud:

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I mean it might be only be a couple bucks but I'd be up to Patron considering how much time I spend on here.

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

How many developers are going to be needed long term..is there an interest for senior php freelance developers like myself?
Would be fun to work on a website I've known for so long.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Putty posted:

I'm stuck in bed post surgery right now so ty jeffery and da gonna for giving me something cool to read about the forums.

Post a pic of you pointing at a whiteboard so we can photoshop you.

Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

Anno posted:

I'd throw in if you opened a Patreon.

Thanks for the cool info.

This.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









punk rebel ecks posted:

Thanks for the answers.

In terms of growth I remember the 200,000 poster celebration count thing was embarrassing since the site averaged at two new users a day. That's like Twitter account levels of popularity.

200k was June 2018, it's 204,500ish now, so it's around 5 a day.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
I've always wondered why did Lowtax give up the site? Like what was in it for him if he didn't give it up? Even if the site stopped making money completely I'd imagine he'd rather shut it down than let it continue with someone else on the helm.

sebmojo posted:

200k was June 2018, it's 204,500ish now, so it's around 5 a day.

😮 The site is growing! Though maybe that could be due to an influx of people who requested to be banned but made new accounts during the Lowtax scandal.

Let's shoot for ten a day!

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




did anyone mention using Google Pay or Amazon Pay or PayPal (if they haven't unblacklisted SA yet lol) as payment processing yet? idk how much that would help reduce credit card transaction fees

otherwise a patreon for monthly donations seems like a good idea

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






I spend an ungodly amount of time on these forums and I’m glad they’re sticking around. Would fund a Patreon to keep them going on an even keel.

The transparency is a really welcome surprise too.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
Really appreciate the transparency and everything you've done. Thanks!

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf
Love the transparency and information.

Love you Jeffrey of YOSPOS.









I would also donate to a Patreon for SA

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Soon we'll be seeing itemized budgets, partitioned by project, and hours worked.

All posted on the SA Onlyfans.

The Slack Lagoon
Jun 17, 2008



where can i buy s a merch so everyone knows where i post on the internet

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I'll donate to a Paetron. These forums have been my home on the internet for 20+ years. Least I can do is to keep it going and help it revitalize. Would be cool to have SA be an internet superpower again.

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.
I spend hours a week here and supporting a patreon would probably translate less than a buck an hour. Far far cheaper than anything else I spend time on...

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Something Awful: Tens of new users every day!

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Agrikk posted:

I spend hours a week here and supporting a patreon would probably translate less than a buck an hour. Far far cheaper than anything else I spend time on...



Sounds like we may need a proper Techpriest to keep the forum Machine Spirit appeased. You game?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Jumped from page 1 to 9 but would also be down for a patreon, happy to contribute some sheckles per month. Again I mean -- but apparently the prior patreon was going to Nissan Skyline payments or something.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I will be expecting quarterly reports now Jeff. Thanks.

Also if the site becomes profitable maybe someday in the future we could have like a quarterlys charity giveaway, X% of last 3 months revenue goes to some charity we vote for. It would be nice for the forums to be a force for good in the world.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Zombiepop posted:

I will be expecting quarterly reports now Jeff. Thanks.

Also if the site becomes profitable maybe someday in the future we could have like a quarterlys charity giveaway, X% of last 3 months revenue goes to some charity we vote for. It would be nice for the forums to be a force for good in the world.

Yes. YES. More Doghouses!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

punk rebel ecks posted:

I've always wondered why did Lowtax give up the site? Like what was in it for him if he didn't give it up? Even if the site stopped making money completely I'd imagine he'd rather shut it down than let it continue with someone else on the helm.

We rebelled. Offsites and discords were launching left right and center, and the users made it clear that if he didn't give up the site, we were gonna bail, the gravy train was over. Transitioning the forums to someone he knew and trusted was probably a better outcome for his ego, than seeing them die.

Jeffrey also paid for the forums, so maybe he just wanted the cash up front. :shrug: who can say for sure.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
I buy name-changes and avatars and poo poo primarily as a way to donate to SA because of how much laughter I've had on these forums and that's some good medicine so I'm totally down for a Patreon deally.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

punk rebel ecks posted:

I've always wondered why did Lowtax give up the site? Like what was in it for him if he didn't give it up? Even if the site stopped making money completely I'd imagine he'd rather shut it down than let it continue with someone else on the helm.

Jeffrey paid him for it. I believe the words he used to describe the amount was "not so big that it would change his [ie Jeffrey's] life".

Since we don't know how Jeffrey lives that could be anything, maybe he is posting on SA from a gold yacht right now.


And from the other side apparently Lowtax isn't so dumb that he'd burn the place down just from spite, and instead took what he could get. My only worry was that Lowtax would use the time bought by Jeffrey's announcement that he was buying to find a higher bidder and sell to cracked or barstool or something.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Klyith posted:

Since we don't know how Jeffrey lives that could be anything, maybe he is posting on SA from a gold yacht right now.
Look, it's one thing to have a gold yacht, but what about Goldbelly cookies?

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

Code Jockey posted:

seriously

thanks for not just occasionally swinging by to say PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY BECAUSE $current_reason

emptyquote

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

punk rebel ecks posted:

I've always wondered why did Lowtax give up the site? Like what was in it for him if he didn't give it up? Even if the site stopped making money completely I'd imagine he'd rather shut it down than let it continue with someone else on the helm.


I'm a naive idiot but I got an impression Lowtax considers the forums as something important to preserve even if he was exploiting them. I don't think it all started out as a huge scam even if it ended that way, I want to doubt nuking them really was on the table for rich -- but, Jeffrey had those negotiations so who knows what was thrown around. I'm guessing it was just some number to walk away and rich may have been relieved to do it. ALL just guesses.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Klyith posted:

Jeffrey paid him for it. I believe the words he used to describe the amount was "not so big that it would change his [ie Jeffrey's] life".

Since we don't know how Jeffrey lives that could be anything, maybe he is posting on SA from a gold yacht right now.

Jeffrey is a bitcoin billionaire so this checks out


Also i'm totally down for a Patreon of some sort, I've spent way too much of my goddamn life here and it's time to start giving back

Col.Schultz
May 14, 2010

Till we come to some beginning within our own power...
Would re-sub to a new Patreon.

The transparency is amazing. Really appreciated.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Klyith posted:

Jeffrey paid him for it. I believe the words he used to describe the amount was "not so big that it would change his [ie Jeffrey's] life".

Since we don't know how Jeffrey lives that could be anything, maybe he is posting on SA from a gold yacht right now.


And from the other side apparently Lowtax isn't so dumb that he'd burn the place down just from spite, and instead took what he could get. My only worry was that Lowtax would use the time bought by Jeffrey's announcement that he was buying to find a higher bidder and sell to cracked or barstool or something.


Leperflesh posted:

We rebelled. Offsites and discords were launching left right and center, and the users made it clear that if he didn't give up the site, we were gonna bail, the gravy train was over. Transitioning the forums to someone he knew and trusted was probably a better outcome for his ego, than seeing them die.

Jeffrey also paid for the forums, so maybe he just wanted the cash up front. :shrug: who can say for sure.


Supreme Allah posted:

I'm a naive idiot but I got an impression Lowtax considers the forums as something important to preserve even if he was exploiting them. I don't think it all started out as a huge scam even if it ended that way, I want to doubt nuking them really was on the table for rich -- but, Jeffrey had those negotiations so who knows what was thrown around. I'm guessing it was just some number to walk away and rich may have been relieved to do it. ALL just guesses.

Thanks for the responses. I guess Lowtax is lucky that this site didn't pull a ResetEra and had one main site to move to. That for a time seemed like Bread n Roses but...yeah...

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

orange juche posted:

God yes give me that sweet graph porn :jackbud:

:same:

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

punk rebel ecks posted:

😮 The site is growing! Though maybe that could be due to an influx of people who requested to be banned but made new accounts during the Lowtax scandal.

Growing in seraph alts mostly, lmao

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Voted 5 for the thread and I've got $5 for the Patreon, just let me know when and where. I love our dead gay forums.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

orange juche posted:

God yes give me that sweet graph porn :jackbud:

Imagine if the site had graphs for:

Amount of users logged in at any given time.

Amount of lurkers logged in at any given time.

Most viewed boards of the day.

Most viewed threads of the day.

Etc.

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

webmeister posted:

Jeffrey is a bitcoin billionaire so this checks out


Also i'm totally down for a Patreon of some sort, I've spent way too much of my goddamn life here and it's time to start giving back

Yeah I am a poor but could spare :10bux: monthly for this thing that has given me so much for fifteen solid years now.

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference
Jeffery if you are Jeff Bezos pm me thank you.

CHODEGOD420
Oct 27, 2020

by Athanatos
why don't you pull yourself up from your bootstraps. i ain't paying poo poo

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

webmeister posted:

Jeffrey is a bitcoin billionaire so this checks out

Hasn't Jeffrey debunked this rumor? I've heard he said this wasn't true, but I've never seen any records of that, firsthand. Not that he has to, of course; I don't care how he makes his money, so long as he keeps giving us that sweet, sweet transparency.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

CHODEGOD420 posted:

why don't you pull yourself up from your bootstraps. i ain't paying poo poo

And yet you paid to be here in the first place. Curious....

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Heath posted:

And yet you paid to be here in the first place. Curious....

Don't back talk CHODEGOD420

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