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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

You might ask if The Hoe is a hard walk up to the promenade, and I'd have to tell you:

No, it's very easy.

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I've heard people say that The Hoe is very tight and cramped, hard to get around.

But don't worry, it's wide open.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Some particularly nasty people even say that The Hoe, a public park, is restricted to certain groups, but that's a lie.

The Hoe welcomes all to come inside!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

double entendre

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1354542846569836550

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rodbeard posted:

double entendre

...which is English for double sens.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Goofus : Gallant :: Cheech & Chong : Ben & Jerry

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nottherealaborn posted:

As a kid, I loved his headlines segments.

As an adult I loved them because not even he could gently caress them up

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Lejzer has nothing to do with the fires, even hidden in space he remains dedicated to promoting peace!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

It's not secret if the goyim blab about it to everyone.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


Wrong!, is the NASA.

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/multimedia/lroimages/lroc-20100413-apollo15-LRRR.html

They have put a mirror on the moon, they shot lasers at it.

Tei has a new favorite as of 01:32 on Jan 30, 2021

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mirror on the moon...how'd it get there??

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Assistant Manager Devil posted:

Mirror on the moon...how'd it get there??

Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


If you really thought that a group of people had orbital weaponry capable of starting wildfires, why would you antagonize them?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
I like the premise that Jewish people control the laser satellite, but don’t use it to orbital strike the alt-right.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

Mirror on the moon...how'd it get there??

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's not particularly difficult to start wildfires, and it's only set to become easier in coming decades

If it's true that they've been using expensive space lasers to do it, that's just a waste of taxpayers' money

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



NASA spent millions of dollars on a complicated space laser system...the secret Jewish cabal bought Bic lighters

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010
There's no reason to treat one-armed people as if they're unable to applaud. :colbert:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dylan16807 posted:

There's no reason to treat one-armed people as if they're unable to applaud. :colbert:

Bit rude of you to have someone crossing their arms at the end of that statement.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Blue Moonlight posted:

I like the premise that Jewish people control the laser satellite, but don’t use it to orbital strike the alt-right.

Or at least that swastika forest

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Why would anyone need a :pcgaming: space LASER :pcgaming: so set the American west on fire when Japan was doing it eighty years ago with balloons?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/MommyBigDick/status/1355291298664566790

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Blue Moonlight posted:

I like the premise that Jewish people control the laser satellite, but don’t use it to orbital strike the alt-right.
All the maga hats have a little mirror on top. We have so much to thank Him for.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/bloke-penis-held-ransom-hackers-23412940

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Internet of thingys

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/people/status/1355326889515225088?s=21

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't like this modern retelling of Lot's daughters' debauchery.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Oh the chastity belt ransom hack? Was that the one a few months ago, or did it happen again?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I feel bad for that poor stock photo model.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Knormal posted:

I feel bad for that poor stock photo model.

It actually looks like he's hiding/stifling laughter, like he's supposed to be us reading the story.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Knormal posted:

I feel bad for that poor stock photo model.

Mayhaps he has a humiliation fetish.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Sounds more like he is the worst masturbator ever.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1354443359545253889

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Let me just say that suicide is a sad, grim issue, and I wish people would get help when they feel suicidal. That said, here's an ambiguous headline: Authorities: Pompton Lakes HS Teacher From PA Found Dead At School of Suicide
drat, they teach it in schools now?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1355263218306834433?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



A Brief History of Children Sent Through the Mail

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
School of Suicide would be a good name for a band.

Not a good band, mind you.

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