Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Regular old Conan is an accomplished linguist, world traveler, and competent politician. And hell, he probably spent more time as a pirate than he did as some rando wandering around hacking poo poo.

Swording things in the face and not stringing three words together is least possible Conan you can be.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 13:12

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# ? May 15, 2024 08:35

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

conan likes murdering wizards. conan loves theft!

# ? Jan 28, 2021 13:19

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

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Reminds me classic IF game "Conan Kill Everything".

# ? Jan 28, 2021 13:26

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Vulpes Vulpes posted:

Is Kev Walker the regular artist on Savage Avengers?

Just filling in for this arc. But he is having fun, isn't he?

# ? Jan 28, 2021 13:50

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

conan likes murdering wizards. conan loves theft!

Even in the movies, he loved both those things.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 16:26

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

conan likes murdering wizards. conan loves theft!

Has anyone pointed him at Dr. Strange for fun? It seems like something Logan would do.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 16:34

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Kalli posted:

Has anyone pointed him at Dr. Strange for fun? It seems like something Logan would do.

Someone could tell him the old chestnut of sufficiently advancement technology being magic and watch him murder Iron Man.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 16:58

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Giant-Size Defenders #1 (1974)

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:05

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Darthemed posted:

Illustration: The after effects of the 2020-2021 pandemic

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:17

glitchwraith: Dec 29, 2008

Kalli posted:

Has anyone pointed him at Dr. Strange for fun? It seems like something Logan would do.

I am not reading the series, but I believe there has been at least one team up with Strange and Doom. Conan was not happy about the number of wizards not being murdered.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:17

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

There was in fact a team-up with strange and doom and it was fun

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:20

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Kalli posted:

Has anyone pointed him at Dr. Strange for fun? It seems like something Logan would do.

There was a Savage Avengers arc that prominently featured Strange, and it was a lot of fun. The whole series has been, really. This is from #9.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:20

Cassius Belli: May 22, 2010; horny is prohibited

glitchwraith posted:

I am not reading the series, but I believe there has been at least one team up with Strange and Doom. Conan was not happy about the number of wizards not being murdered.

Conan does appreciate Doom's hospitality, though. Doom is an excellent host.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:21

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

conan likes murdering wizards. conan loves theft!

Just from the public-domain Howard stories I've read - haven't read any of the comics yet - but in those, I don't get the sense he has an inbuilt hatred for ~~wizards~~sorcerors, so much as that almost every sorceror he meets is either doing extremely evil poo poo or trying to gently caress up Conan's day specifically. He even teams up with an evil sorceror, who admits he's an evil sorceror, to escape the dungeon of a way more evil sorceror.

He does love the poo poo out of theft though.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:57

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Yond Cassius posted:

Conan does appreciate Doom's hospitality, though. Doom is an excellent host.

PATHETIC MORTALS! Tremble before the perfectly brewed tea and intricately-laid-out finger foods of DOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But secretly, he's wondering if his guest had more fun when the guest was visiting Reed Richards the previous weekend.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:13

frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

site posted:

There was in fact a team-up with strange and doom and it was fun

And the best part is the end where they literally just dump conan thru a portal to south america to be rid of hi..

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:21

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

Conan the Barbarian and Doctor Doom was the team-up I never knew I needed and I am glad exists.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 23:44

Cassius Belli: May 22, 2010; horny is prohibited

TheCenturion posted:

PATHETIC MORTALS! Tremble before the perfectly brewed tea and intricately-laid-out finger foods of DOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But secretly, he's wondering if his guest had more fun when the guest was visiting Reed Richards the previous weekend.

Zaodai posted:

Conan the Barbarian and Doctor Doom was the team-up I never knew I needed and I am glad exists.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 23:51

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

By Hyborean Age standards, Doom's a pretty decent lord, honestly. Keeps the invaders away from the gates, the peasants are fed and clothed and the laws are pretty clear.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 00:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

FF#86

# ? Jan 29, 2021 02:18

Kangaroo Jerk: Jul 23, 2000

That's just so he can take his people on a trip to space!

# ? Jan 29, 2021 03:59

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Ghostlight posted:

FF#86

I want to make a joke about early drafts for the Age of Ultron movie but that would imply that movie had more than one draft.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 05:06

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Of course there were, there was the original one and then the one Whedon wrote to 'punch up the quippy dialogue' and minimize the roles of any people of color.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 05:34

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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The Hero We Need

Darthemed posted:

Spidey Super Stories #23 (1977)

Weatherman on deck.

,
The Wild Storm #18 (2018)

# ? Jan 29, 2021 07:49

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Rocky and His Fiendish Friends #3 (1963)

# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:15

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Darthemed posted:

Rocky and His Fiendish Friends #3 (1963)

Man, I dunno if it's just because I'm a dad now but I love this corny poo poo more than I thought I would!

# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:49

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Darthemed posted:

Rocky and His Fiendish Friends #3 (1963)

I think now I understand what vinyl record collectors get from an objectively shittier experience, because sometimes I like seeing comics blapped onto cheap newsprint, with screentone (or Ben-Day dots?? whatever produces that regular pattern in the big splotches of colour) and registration errors and bleed

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:30

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Phy posted:

I think now I understand what vinyl record collectors get from an objectively shittier experience, because sometimes I like seeing comics blapped onto cheap newsprint, with screentone (or Ben-Day dots?? whatever produces that regular pattern in the big splotches of colour) and registration errors and bleed

I believe you're thinking of a halftone pattern.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 20:11

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

ManiacClown posted:

I believe you're thinking of a halftone pattern.

Old comics used Ben-day dots.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 01:37

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

Phy posted:

I think now I understand what vinyl record collectors get from an objectively shittier experience, because sometimes I like seeing comics blapped onto cheap newsprint, with screentone (or Ben-Day dots?? whatever produces that regular pattern in the big splotches of colour) and registration errors and bleed

When Erik Larsen released Savage Dragon 252, his ode to Sunday funnies, he had it printed with newsstand quality print tones but the dot patterns clashed and created moire patterns. He had it removed completely for the 2nd printing and corrected to how it should look with the proper newsprint dot patterns in the third.

https://twitter.com/erikjlarsen/status/1313691486991470595?s=21

https://twitter.com/erikjlarsen/status/1335029458273619968?s=21

# ? Jan 30, 2021 04:36

oriongates: Mar 14, 2013; Validate Me!

The manga this comes from is pure garbage but divorced from its awful context, these pages are very funny.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 09:18

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

I have no source for any of these, they were in a contextless dump on imgur. Also no idea which might be edits (Beyond, you know, all being scanlated manga). As usual, read right to left.

(I lied, I know this is from Assassination Classroom)

(And I think this is Junji Ito?)

# ? Jan 30, 2021 09:28

thetoughestbean: Apr 27, 2013; Keep On Shroomin

Dareon posted:

I have no source for any of these, they were in a contextless dump on imgur. Also no idea which might be edits (Beyond, you know, all being scanlated manga). As usual, read right to left.

This is from Parasyte, I think. A monster that takes over people�s heads was used to women�s bodies but took over a dude�s instead and starts pissing himself.

quote:

I think this is from Wasteful Days of High School Girls.

quote:

This is definitely Parasyte

# ? Jan 30, 2021 10:39

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me