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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter posted:



No way this doesn't belong here. No way.

Please let this be Mel Brooks making History of the World, Part II.

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Sunswipe posted:

Please let this be Mel Brooks making History of the World, Part II.

SEE JEWS IN SPACE (SPACE) (SPACE)

Alas garden variety Marjorie Taylor Greene

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

There's absolutely a bunch of anti-Semitic jerkoffs involved in the GameStop thing but calling them the driving force for the whole thing is a dumb as rocks assertion.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

I don’t have any reproductive organs, I guess that makes me a man???????

What a way to find this out.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I don’t have reproductive organs OR pronouns
dag nabbit

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ultrafilter posted:



No way this doesn't belong here. No way.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's absolutely a bunch of anti-Semitic jerkoffs involved in the GameStop thing but calling them the driving force for the whole thing is a dumb as rocks assertion.

Yeah, anytime you have a group of people who hate Wallstreet and Banks and Financiers you're gonna have some antisemitic people, but unless you also believe banks are a Jewish conspiracy, hating banks shouldn't automatically mean an individual is antisemitic or that the driving principle behind a group opposed to their worst excesses is antisemitic.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
I mean, it's a giant enough Event at this point that you can find people of every flavor involved. There were a million goddamn people actively viewing Wallstreetbets earlier today.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Tiggum posted:

A random opponent on the Scrabble app decided to message me today. The conversation went in an unexpected direction.



Gotta respect this hustle. Bravo.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

How can you tell the religion of a space laser?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

BrigadierSensible posted:

How can you tell the religion of a space laser?

Every single conspiracy theory ultimately comes down to "those loving jews."

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Skwirl posted:

Every single conspiracy theory ultimately comes down to "those loving jews."

I know, so judgemental to assume we're all having sex.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ultrafilter posted:



No way this doesn't belong here. No way.

New wolfenstein plots are getting out of hand.

BrigadierSensible posted:

How can you tell the religion of a space laser?

I guess look to see if it's wearing a kippah, kirpan, or crucifix?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
If your death laser is circumcised, it might be Jewish.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Skwirl posted:

Every single conspiracy theory ultimately comes down to "those loving jews."

There's also awful things the CIA actually does and quietly admits to in some ignored press release years after the fact

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer


I bought some sweets the other day and the receipt said something.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

OwlFancier posted:

I guess look to see if it's wearing a kippah, kirpan, or crucifix?

This is erasure of atheist space lasers!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Not idiot, just lol
https://twitter.com/Zoah_HS/status/1355074685566939137?s=19

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/kizziewiz/status/1355137445776515073?s=21

(The Green Party of England and Wales doesn’t stand for election in Scotland)

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
People are getting a bit too emotional about stock trading

quote:

We've had their boot on our necks for so loving long that the sudden rush of blood to our brains when we have just a *chance* of getting free has made me feel ... well, it's made me feel.

It's no longer a hopeless feeling that I'm gonna be in a grind until I die, hoping only that my kids get a slightly less lovely life.

Now I have hope that I can have my own less lovely life.

quote:

This is actually making me get a little emotional. Dude, it’s been a while since I’ve felt much or gave a poo poo about anything. I’ve been isolated throughout this entire pandemic and live in a state far from home or any sense of community. I’d kind of just... given up. These last few weeks I’ve started caring again; feeling impassioned again; wanting more again. Not just because of the prospect of a payday, but because I’ve realized how fascinating finance is; I’ve found a cause I can really loving get behind; and most importantly, I’ve found a community of people I actually like.

gently caress that was gay.

Edit: I love you retards. Now loving HOLD

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

mng posted:

If your death laser is circumcised, it might be Jewish.

Alternately, your mohel is also a jedi.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Ambitious Spider posted:

There's also awful things the CIA actually does and quietly admits to in some ignored press release years after the fact

Those are conspiracy facts.

A good way to seperate them from conspiracy theories is to note the number of times "the Jews" are mentioned.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

BrigadierSensible posted:

How can you tell the religion of a space laser?

Marjorie Taylor Greene blamed a California wildfire on a space laser operated by Rothschild Inc.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Ambitious Spider posted:

There's also awful things the CIA actually does and quietly admits to in some ignored press release years after the fact

And the NSA does mass surveillance, and the government used poor black men for experiments in Tuskegee, and the KGB did fund leftist groups like Weather Underground in the 60s. It's not that conspiracy doesn't happen. Its that the nature of conspiratorial thinking encourages you to keep going down the rabbit hole, and the farther you go the more you're getting into the warren dug out by antisemites.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BrigadierSensible posted:

How can you tell the religion of a space laser?
The cap is missing

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mechapoetic/status/1354974874704506881

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's absolutely a bunch of anti-Semitic jerkoffs involved in the GameStop thing but calling them the driving force for the whole thing is a dumb as rocks assertion.

There’s a reason this talking point is currently being advanced.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Nucleic Acids posted:

There’s a reason this talking point is currently being advanced.

I like the theory that it's Steve Bannon trying to gently caress with the Biden administration.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
"steve bannon is trying to gently caress things up" is a given at all times, so i can see why some people believe it

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

Skwirl posted:

I like the theory that it's Steve Bannon trying to gently caress with the Biden administration.

That's way beyond Steve Bannon's level of competence. He's better suited to dissolving bodies with acid in hot tubs.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Nucleic Acids posted:

That's way beyond Steve Bannon's level of competence. He's better suited to dissolving bodies with acid in hot tubs.

I said I liked it, not that I believed it.

I used to like Flat Earth theory, but now I'm into Hollow Inverse Globe theory.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Skwirl posted:

I said I liked it, not that I believed it.

I used to like Flat Earth theory, but now I'm into Hollow Inverse Globe theory.

Like a Dyson sphere?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yeah we're all in a dyson sphere, now start harvesting that solar energy you dicks

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
So where's Montgomery Scott then?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

captainOrbital posted:

Like a Dyson sphere?

It makes less sense than Flat Earth, so it's loving awesome.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hitler was into Hollow Earth wasn't he?

"Just shoot the V2 straight up, it's bound to hit someone we hate"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/tombomp/status/1355234550155239426?s=20

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

:allears:

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Elviscat posted:

Those are conspiracy facts.

A good way to seperate them from conspiracy theories is to note the number of times "the Jews" are mentioned.

Yea I was just riffing on that saying “there are two types of conspiracy theories anti-semetic ones and ones the cia quietly admits to after the fact”

Which I heard somewhere but I’m on my phone and can’t find the source

I’d personally add fun UFO ones, but after those pentagon tapes, they’re probably just in the second category.

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