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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

mtg has no charm like former pres. djt

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Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/gopleader/status/1355577151031017473?s=21

I’m pretty sure most of the republicans in congress received their vaccines before Biden was sworn in :rimshot:

ooh ooh i know this one, he's doing the thing where he calls the other side the same thing that everyone's calling his side

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Hairy Marionette posted:

don’t cyber bully Hatebag. tia

Thank you

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Saying the quiet parts out loud is precisely what gave Trumbo his amazing powers

see for reasons I can't figure out, Timpp seemed really good at not saying stuff like "Democrats should be executed by firing squads" out loud, and other things like that. He could dance pretty close to the edge, but he was surprisingly good at not doing things that were beyond a certain degree of egregiousness.

Making fun of a person with a neurological disorder of course should have been over the line, but well apparently the goalposts moved at some point.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Can I please, pretty please, go one day without having to contemplate the mortality and finiteness of everything around me?



I want to adopt a loving kitten, I don't need to know how this little creature is dead before I adopt it.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Pissssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssd

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Hatebag posted:

Thank you

hey do you live in a commercial kitchen or are you a die-hard Costco shopper or something? I don't think I've ever had 20 pounds of black beans in my house, nor a huge half-gallon sized ground black pepper container (or whatever that was).

(that was you posting those pics right)

Beef Stew
Dec 27, 2009

2DCAT posted:

Pissssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssd

3 am loving slaps and all my friends loving love it thanks 2dcat your music kicks rear end especially stoned/ drunk

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

a.lo posted:

mtg has no charm like former pres. djt

she's hot tho

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/gopleader/status/1355577151031017473?s=21

I’m pretty sure most of the republicans in congress received their vaccines before Biden was sworn in :rimshot:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
not to me. but she has been described as a "hot" wife

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Agrajag posted:

oh just realized MTG is hotwife

i loving hate you goons for making me even know that gently caress you assholes

Ha ha man yeah this place is poison ha ha ha

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Agrajag posted:

oh just realized MTG is hotwife

i loving hate you goons for making me even know that gently caress you assholes

she's the ur-karen, karen's final form. she is the alpha and the omega

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

are you guys confusing boobert with mtg

poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo

ArmZ posted:

are you guys confusing boobert with mtg

Mtg is the hotwife I thought

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1355575205364723712

This reminds me of one of the things we sometimes talked about wrt the 3rd reich, and how there was a deluge of magical thinking and occult in the late days of the weimar republic. This period is that in spades.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

shes an absolutely disgusting human being

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

SchnorkIes posted:

Mtg is the hotwife I thought

mtg is the hotwife and boebert is the hot wife

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


2DCAT posted:

Pissssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssd

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL2TYoBYsnY

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

mtg is the hotwife and boebert is the hot wife

:hmmyes:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Nice house for sale cheap near me if you want to be my neighbor

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1326-Rockland-Ave_Pittsburgh_PA_15216_M35199-11963

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Rah! posted:

starshit poopers was the first extremely gory movie i ever rented as a kid that poo poo was crazy

i was gonna say blade was first, but it came out a year after, another good 90s movie

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iEyKCJpSe4&t=11s

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

i will never settle for anything less than groverhaus

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

MadJackal posted:

Can I please, pretty please, go one day without having to contemplate the mortality and finiteness of everything around me?



I want to adopt a loving kitten, I don't need to know how this little creature is dead before I adopt it.

it just means the vet has you on the hook for a couple extra medications every month

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


weren't you bragging about threatening your neighbors with guns?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


emfive posted:

hey do you live in a commercial kitchen or are you a die-hard Costco shopper or something? I don't think I've ever had 20 pounds of black beans in my house, nor a huge half-gallon sized ground black pepper container (or whatever that was).

(that was you posting those pics right)

Since the plague started I've been getting bulk food items delivered for that kinda stuff. It's cheaper than getting it at the store lol. If i had a costco around I'd go but it's like a 90 minute round trip to go to the burbs so gently caress that. Some crazy rear end company wants to mail me 50 lbs bags of flour and crates of beans and i am gonna let em

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Marzzle posted:

weren't you bragging about threatening your neighbors with guns?

that's why he needs new people to move in next door

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


This place rules:
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/

K9
May 6, 2007

boebert is like 69mL, mtg is in the nanoLintons

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Marzzle posted:

weren't you bragging about threatening your neighbors with guns?

uhhhh wat

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Foo Diddley posted:

that's why he needs new people to move in next door

gun brandishing neighbor keeping all the bad apples out? wow this portends greatly for my future property values!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Marzzle posted:

weren't you bragging about threatening your neighbors with guns?

Just one of them who kicked my door in.

I don’t see him anymore since I threatened to kill him, and that’s fine.

Everyone else is good except for a dipshit Trump chud halfway down the block.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Marzzle posted:

gun brandishing neighbor keeping all the bad apples out? wow this portends greatly for my future property values!

uh just get your own guns to brandish??

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


The gently caress sort of conspiracy theory is this one about?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Do i need 4 gallons of marachino cherries? Not today, but who knows what the future holds?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Just one of them who kicked my door in.

I don’t see him anymore since I threatened to kill him, and that’s fine.

Everyone else is good except for a dipshit Trump chud halfway down the block.

Badass

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


baw posted:

sophie "died" while searching for the jewish space laser



Death by terminal whimsy.

RIP for real though.

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ArmZ posted:

the korine epicly latered is real good but i imagine youve seen it

werner herzog is in julien donkey boy

everyone watch these things :ffg:

lmao watching that and hearing that selena gomez's mom was a fan of gummo and that's why selena did Spring Breakers

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