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Indiana_Krom posted:A little late, but seriously gently caress that guy. Assuming everyone did what he is suggesting, how many millions of people would die? Like "Congratulations, you killed 0.3% of the population, cementing your position as the biggest mass murderer in history!". I think someone said it in this thread previously, but if someone told you that there's a 99.7 % chance you would survive your airplane flight, you would go "gently caress no I ain't getting on that plane".
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I was about to contest that, but then I remembered I was on a plane that got struck by lightning once. I had it explained to me that yeah, that's just a thing that happens about once a year, or on approximately 0.3% of flights. gently caress no I ain't getting on that plane.
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I'm too lazy to scrounge up old toons for 1:1 comparisons, and the worst of the wingnut cartoonists do a pretty good job of memory-holing their poo poo, but just remember all those cartoons about ebola in '14 compared to the "it's just the sniffles, dumb libs" ones from last year.
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D.N. Nation posted:I'm too lazy to scrounge up old toons for 1:1 comparisons, and the worst of the wingnut cartoonists do a pretty good job of memory-holing their poo poo, but just remember all those cartoons about ebola in '14 compared to the "it's just the sniffles, dumb libs" ones from last year. Trump himself thought Obama should resign after like four deaths in US.
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Garrison has been really boring since his cult leader went down. Like I expected him to make nothing but "TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP STOLEN STOLEN STOLEN" for at least a couple months.
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Lodin posted:
The gently caress? What is this even trying to say? Free speech doesn't mean "You are allowed to murder people".
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Captain Kosmos posted:Someone had been dropping Covid-19 propaganda leaflets in mailboxes at Turku. That's what the cartoon is probably referring to. Strange, the coloring and layout let this thing look like some old journals I've seen from the 70s
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IKEA shelves are really loving sturdy though? Also, nothing interesting has happened the last month according to Fishman.
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Lodin posted:
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What mob, Stantis? Who is chasing off the poor, reasonable Republican?
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the_steve posted:What mob, Stantis? Who is chasing off the poor, reasonable Republican? Who's to say? I think both sides are equally at fault.
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https://twitter.com/thenib/status/1355236017242968066?s=21 This one got a laugh out of me, so maybe it’s the wrong thread.
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D.N. Nation posted:Who's to say? I think both sides are equally at fault. You know if the Democrats hadn't pushed the GOP the way they did, then they wouldn't have had to turn to Trump. So, if you think about, this really is entirely the Democrats fault.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:The gently caress? What is this even trying to say? "I disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Specifically, other people's deaths."
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Cloud Potato posted:
Modern Britain has become so parochial in outlook that even the arrival of extraterrestrials, the most momentous event in human history, and surely the most tremendous honor for the people chosen for first contact, would be met by this island with suspicion and hostility. AGC.
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Vib Rib posted:Over 430,000 dead from Trump's handling of the pandemic but let's all fret about couple thousand oil pipeline workers! Especially when those jobs were only temporary anyway. Like yeah it kind of sucks in a sense that they got cut loose earlier than expected but they knew they weren't going to retire doing it.
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Grape posted:Garrison has been really boring since his cult leader went down. No time for that, gotta talk about  ! Ben posted:BIG FOOT HEDGE FUNDS GET CAUGHT It's a shame the bigfoot is being used to represent hedge funds. I like the idea of bigfoot keep-on-truckin' through the forest, fists full of cash, heart full of confidence.  Oh, Ben also stuck this in the text block, just after "a wondrous sight to behold": 
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What a weird meme. Are you confessing to being a destructively proud person gradually ruining the life of everyone around him?
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Raised By Birds posted:No time for that, gotta talk about A bad metaphor, terribly executed.
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Raised By Birds posted:No time for that, gotta talk about Give a thought for Bigfoot, born with one foot ten times larger than the other. I guess that is where he gets his name
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lmao at garrison giving the millenials pin trump hair because in his brain that's now synonymous with power and intelligence
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Cowcaster posted:lmao at garrison giving the millenials pin trump hair because in his brain that's now synonymous with power and intelligence That's actually the logo for Wallstreetbets, I have no idea if it is actually based off Trump.
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The younger generation: people ages 30-39.
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CuddleCryptid posted:Give a thought for Bigfoot, born with one foot ten times larger than the other. I guess that is where he gets his name Well, yeah. That's why it's "Bigfoot" not "Bigfeet".
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Ballz posted:https://twitter.com/thenib/status/1355236017242968066?s=21 Not curious enough to search for it though.
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RoboRodent posted:I can't stop looking at Bigfoot's arms. His left arm is definitely dislocated.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:The younger generation: people ages 30-39. Millennials are old now.
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Imagine becoming a political cartoonist when you have ABSOLUTELY zero creativity or writing skills. Just being this banal.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:The gently caress? What is this even trying to say? It's made by a cat lady who's turned 30 and still makes the same comics she did at 15. 
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Lodin posted:
I gotta say I get a kind if MAD WHITEY vibe from this, because she looks the exact same in every cartoon.
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quote:Silver could have had a run similar to BitCoin but instead the billionaires decided they didn’t want something to compete with their debt dollar. I love everything about this sentence.
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