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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

indigi posted:

what's this about, the Amazon description is far too vague for me to consider buying it

e: not really feeling this review lol

hp hovercraft fuckin sucks why would you even bother to look it up

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Oneiros
Jan 12, 2007



indigi posted:

the aliens are deffo pseudo p zombies, the other poster was claiming it was the vampires

i mean, both aren't? the whole point of a p-zombie is that it is indistinguishable by any means from a "regular" person. the only difference is the lack of qualia.

watts' actual "zombies" (surgically modified humans usually used as warm bodies for combat) aren't p-zombies; they are lacking consciousness but people have no trouble spotting them

the vampires aren't p-zombies; they're conscious but severely sociopathic and goal-oriented (by human standards. well, probably by anyone's standards). humans get the willies just being in the same room with one.

the aliens are, well, alien. they get pegged pretty much the moment they actually start communicating, iirc.

Oneiros fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jan 31, 2021

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Oneiros posted:

the vampires aren't p-zombies; they're conscious but severely sociopathic and goal-oriented (by human standards. well, probably by anyone's standards). humans get the willies just being in the same room with one.

the vampires are like sapient AIs that's why they have poo poo that'll set them into a seizure

Oneiros
Jan 12, 2007



SmokaDustbowl posted:

the vampires are like sapient AIs that's why they have poo poo that'll set them into a seizure

i did like the in-universe explanation that the whole "crucifix-glitch" was just evolution doing a little fucky wucky that the humans decided to just, you know, leave in when they revived the species

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

thor became the best marvel character once they realized chris hemsworth is a fantastic comedic actor.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Oneiros posted:

i did like the in-universe explanation that the whole "crucifix-glitch" was just evolution doing a little fucky wucky that the humans decided to just, you know, leave in when they revived the species

yeah it's good techno babble for the investors with moral issues

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Oneiros posted:

the aliens are, well, alien. they get pegged pretty much the moment they actually start communicating, iirc.

yeah it only takes a few rounds of back and forth before the language specialist concludes the aliens did the equivalent of feeding the past few decades of human radio signals into gpt-2 and are using it to respond to questions without any real comprehension

Oneiros posted:

i did like the in-universe explanation that the whole "crucifix-glitch" was just evolution doing a little fucky wucky that the humans decided to just, you know, leave in when they revived the species

IIRC in echopraxia this is retconned to be specifically introduced by the revivers as a control mechanism

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

have you read Soon I Will Be Invincible

should i?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

haveblue posted:

IIRC in echopraxia this is retconned to be specifically introduced by the revivers as a control mechanism

lol yeah

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the vampires are like colin laney from the william gibson birdge books

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

indigi posted:

what's this about, the Amazon description is far too vague for me to consider buying it

e: not really feeling this review lol

multiverse alternate reality people invading our own. also there's people who are p-zombies that underpin our society, kinda like that dumbass npc meme but for like workaday people

i liked it ok, it's more of a thriller than modern-day scifi or anything

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

it satirizes superhero stuff, including all the pithy dialogue and whatnot, and with an eye to how society would be with superpowered people running around kinda like The Boys in that way (when this was published that was still just a comic)

also one of the POV characters is a supervillain

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

it’s alright

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
somehow i binged the entire first season of winx. it was alright. the villains are the weakest links, and the season sets them up to take a lot of screen time, which makes it hard to want to stick with it

speaking of supernatural teen dramas, there’s a new season of sabrina. i think the last season wrapped up the characters well enough for me to be satisfied, though

i don’t fully understand what drives me to watch these things

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Oneiros posted:

i did like the in-universe explanation that the whole "crucifix-glitch" was just evolution doing a little fucky wucky that the humans decided to just, you know, leave in when they revived the species

but it doesn’t matter because they can magic their way out of the glitch anyway

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

haveblue posted:

yeah it only takes a few rounds of back and forth before the language specialist concludes the aliens did the equivalent of feeding the past few decades of human radio signals into gpt-2 and are using it to respond to questions without any real comprehension


IIRC in echopraxia this is retconned to be specifically introduced by the revivers as a control mechanism

iirc the crucifix glitch is why they died out in the first place and the gene designers amplified it along with their territoriality to reduce the threat

Blindsight was a really good haunted house in space thriller with a smattering of pop philosophy, Echopraxia went way too hard with "oooh this thing is so much smarter than humans can even imagine, be afraaaaaiiiiddd"

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
at least they had some agency and fun stuff to do in Echopraxia, in Blindsight they literally turned out to be a cipher for the AI which was really boring and stupid

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

rjmccall posted:

somehow i binged the entire first season of winx

ew

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

pseudorandom name posted:

iirc the crucifix glitch is why they died out in the first place and the gene designers amplified it along with their territoriality to reduce the threat

that was bullshit corporate lies, see my earlier posts lol

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

faint praise alert: it was way better than sabrina, which i watched for three full seasons

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

now go watch The Magicians so you can understand how good this kind of bullshit can actually be

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
is winx a tv show

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

pseudorandom name posted:

now go watch The Magicians so you can understand how good this kind of bullshit can actually be

that’s the “okay the entire first two seasons are dogshit but eventually they stop taking the source material so seriously and it gets good” one, right?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the magicians is the cum drinking one

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

rjmccall posted:

that’s the “okay the entire first two seasons are dogshit but eventually they stop taking the source material so seriously and it gets good” one, right?

no, it’s the first season is kind of lame because they’re following the source material and then they just go for it

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the magicians is the cum drinking one

magacims FEMDOM cei HYPNOSIS [ASMR]

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

indigi posted:

is winx a tv show
no it's that place you can build your own website cheap

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
erm, winx original target audience was 8-12 girls, why the hell are you guys making such a fuss about it.

mystes
May 31, 2006

SlowBloke posted:

erm, winx original target audience was 8-12 girls, why the hell are you guys making such a fuss about it.
The name is funny.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

rjmccall posted:

i don’t fully understand what drives me to watch these things

yer a pervert, harry

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



infernal machines posted:

yer a pervert, harry

:drat:

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
we were talking about the new netflix series fate: the winx saga, which i started calling winx because it was funny. it is not directed at 8-to-12-year-old girls

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

PCjr sidecar posted:

not to be confused to the yosposter who caught a perma admitting they masturbated to topless ladies in schindlers list

wtf

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

PCjr sidecar posted:

that was syscall girl and careless cums

not to be confused to the yosposter who caught a perma admitting they masturbated to topless ladies in schindlers list

what the gently caress that’s just a less funny version of the seinfeld bit

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

rjmccall posted:

we were talking about the new netflix series fate: the winx saga, which i started calling winx because it was funny. it is not directed at 8-to-12-year-old girls

It's a live adaptation version of Winx Club, which is young adult at best, no sane teenager over 13 would touch that. I have suffered that poo poo for too much time (it was plastered everywhere in the 2005-2010 and hoped that when the broadcaster killed in 2019, i would have never to hear that word again in my life).

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Me and my ex had to ban it from the house because of its absolutely awful mean girl vibe and I suffered through all sorts of awful children's programming with minimal complaint (excepting dragon ball z, which I complained about a lot)

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

infernal machines posted:

yer a pervert, harry

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

bump_fn posted:

what the gently caress that’s just a less funny version of the seinfeld bit

i don't remember the seinfeld bit but i do remember someone posting something like "when i went to see it in theaters the ticket lady told me that i'd need lots of tissues, but the whole time i didn't feel like masturbating once"

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

SlowBloke posted:

It's a live adaptation version of Winx Club, which is young adult at best, no sane teenager over 13 would touch that.

yah we covered all this. the live action show is clearly intended for at least a teen audience, people swear in it. probably directed partly at grown-up fans of the original

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mystes
May 31, 2006

I watched two episodes while doing other stuff and it's totally inoffensive but it feels extremely derivative and the writing seems very lazy, like it's a copy of a copy of a cw show.

If you're bored and want to watch something similar on netflix in the background, The Order is also... not good but it has the advantage of being way wackier at least.

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