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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1347367860029566977

Some people lasted for days. Six hours is 5 carries for 21 yards.

So how long until we see Jack insist on using faith healers for concussion protocols?

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Eifert Posting posted:

"If I'm not traded by week 1 of camp I post my playbook on social media."

Since this playbook now includes the Ravens pass plays this probably fits on two sheets front and back, bound inside an illustrated study Bible

dirty shrimp money fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jan 31, 2021

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


You know who did the original "come back for the win in OT?" Jesus.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Parallelwoody posted:

You know who did the original "come back for the win in OT?" Jesus.

What exactly did Jesus do after coming back from the dead? He just went and hosed off.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What exactly did Jesus do after coming back from the dead? He just went and hosed off.

he noclipped through walls a couple of times iirc and made people catch a bunch of fish

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1347367860029566977

Some people lasted for days. Six hours is 5 carries for 21 yards.

He looks like if you took Slenderman and tried to squish it down to normal human proportions.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Forceholy posted:

So how long until we see Jack insist on using faith healers for concussion protocols?

Worked for the chiefs

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




indigi posted:

he noclipped through walls a couple of times iirc and made people catch a bunch of fish

I'm still not sure how people believe in religion.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

indigi posted:

he noclipped through walls a couple of times iirc and made people catch a bunch of fish

Jesus snagged the hover boots from Ocarina of Time so he could walk on water.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That's why Jesus Christ Superstar is so good. You get the fun story without any of that pesky belief needing to get in the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MH6efoYzJE

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kirios posted:

I'm still not sure how people believe in religion.
Inner peace I guess

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kirios posted:

I'm still not sure how people believe in religion.

Same way people become Lions fans, etc: brain washed by their parents.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Same way people become Lions fans, etc: brain washed by their parents.

Lol I choose to be a Lions fan. I think that makes it worse.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You know what they say, converts are always the most fanatical.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

You know what they say, converts are always the most fanatical.
That's why the Q's are as crazy as they are

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Kirios posted:

I'm still not sure how people believe in religion.

:goonsay:

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Google Richard Dawkins!!!! Wake up sheeple!!!

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Same way people become Lions fans, etc: brain washed by their parents.

i chose the lions, OP.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ItohRespectArmy posted:

i chose the lions, OP.

Parallelwoody posted:

I think that makes it worse.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kirios posted:

I'm still not sure how people believe in religion.

A Texans fan not understanding how hope springs eternal is very funny to me.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Probably Magic posted:

A Texans fan not understanding how hope springs eternal is very funny to me.

Texans fans understand that hope is a lie

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Probably Magic posted:

A Texans fan not understanding how hope springs eternal is very funny to me.

Must be Calvinists

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kalli posted:

Must be Calvinists

Bus Adams moving the Oilers is just God's will and was always going to happen.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Yeah, but the shame of it is the Oilers had a better logo and uniforms than either the Titans or Texans. I’d just like to see those back more often.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sataere posted:

Texans fans understand that hope is a lie

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Texans fans are awfully angsty for people who have a playoff win less than 13 months ago.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Well the BE SOMEONE sign has been painted over again

https://twitter.com/dtexanz/status/1356817871540809728

Intruder fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Feb 4, 2021

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Kalli posted:

Must be Calvinists
Those would be all of the Lions fans that loved Calvin Johnson.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

fartknocker posted:

Yeah, but the shame of it is the Oilers had a better logo and uniforms than either the Titans or Texans. I’d just like to see those back more often.

Those uniforms were goddamn beautiful and it's a shame they were taken from us.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/nzakos/status/1357370240091496451?s=21

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

I’d like to imagine all the garbage on the stage had been thrown at him when his “jokes” fell flat.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


gently caress me.

You get about halfway through and you don't know how it could get worse, but it does. It just keeps escalating.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/ryanwhite19750/status/1357466502681808899

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPD6A9k8Rlc

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Jack makes you laugh and teaches you about the Lord, what a good time and a great message

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Belichick opened Pandora's box and all of these evil little monsters flew out and landed on other teams.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Magicpants posted:

Jack makes you laugh and teaches you about the Lord, what a good time and a great message

It's sad because not even your avatar buys that nonsense.:smith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Imagine envying what the Broncos got with McDaniels

That's where Texans fans are now

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Jack Easterby is a psy-op to destroy football.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Jack Easterby is a psy-op to destroy football.

Wtf, easterby is good now??

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