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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

ItohRespectArmy posted:

is alexa bliss on the card, i want to see her shoot another hadokuen

I imagine she wins the women’s rumble

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
silent hill music

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
What the gently caress is this

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

when did carmella become a whore?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

why carmella again

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

“Cole you wanna give me a hand...”

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I got up to use the bathroom what is happening?

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Is Carmella still awful?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
everyone stop posting an :siren: attractive women :siren: is on my tv

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Barreft posted:

when did carmella become a whore?

whoa what the gently caress

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

ItohRespectArmy posted:

is alexa bliss on the card, i want to see her shoot another hadokuen

Yea she's winning the rumble

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
carmella sucks

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Oil! posted:

Goldberg could probably still put in a decent 8 minute match, but instead they just spam finishers.

Give the audience what they want. They do not want to see Goldberg wrestling like Bret Hart. They want sparklies, a yell, a snort, a spear, and a jackhammer.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

wwe is finally going to start listening to the fans and giving us what we want

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

your friend wicka posted:

The turtleneck is a good look for Graves IMO

All wrestlers across all promotions are currently engaged in silently cooperating in an operation to convince Cody Rhodes to start wearing turtlenecks.

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS

Seams posted:

everyone stop posting an :siren: attractive women :siren: is on my tv

Don't be weird?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

WTF happened to Carmella? Didn't she used to be a tough but stylish chick from the Jersey streets?

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Why was Carmella trapped behind a fence and then a sihlouette

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
this is the first time ive heard carmellas new music. it's bad

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Thank god Reginald is here.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

thats her gimmick

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

lol so they stripped away all of Carmella's personality in favor of "hot woman"

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Seams posted:

everyone stop posting an :siren: attractive women :siren: is on my tv

speaking as a lady who likes ladies, where?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I like Carmella

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Wine Guy is a solid sidekick gimmick though

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Silly Burrito posted:

Give the audience what they want. They do not want to see Goldberg wrestling like Bret Hart. They want sparklies, a yell, a snort, a spear, and a jackhammer.

i want to see goldberg wrestling like bret hart

in fact i would pay for that

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

All wrestlers across all promotions are currently engaged in silently cooperating in an operation to convince Cody Rhodes to start wearing turtlenecks.

DONT YOU EVER GIVE IN CODY, YOU LET THAT TRASHY TAT BREATHE

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Dango Bango posted:

lol so they stripped away all of Carmella's personality in favor of "hot woman"

Carmellalina

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Louis Vitton makes wrestling gear?

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

I miss her Fabulous music

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Eat My Fuc posted:

I imagine she wins the women’s rumble

oh i forgot they did that, can't wait.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I liked Carmella when I watched do I still? We'll find out.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
what a genuine laugh

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
imo all wrestlers should wrestle like bret hart

except bret hart he should wrestle like shawn michaels because i would find that amusing

Paxman
Feb 7, 2010

Barreft posted:

They should at least put some workers or their families around all the screens.. this is just weird (I haven't watched WWE much in ever so kinda newb here)

Just copy AEW, I'm not sure who all those people at ringside are at Dynamite but it works

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
sasha binks

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




oh drat Koska Reeves is in this?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Why are they doing these pre-match interviews that make me see the stars before their music hits, gently caress's sake.

Also, is Sasha the heel here?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vince: Kevin, what's this billion dollar idea you came up that made you call me at 4 in the morning. I mean sure, I wasn't asleep, but even so....
Dunn: Get this, boss, we repackage Carmella as.... woman who is attractive!
Vince: Kevin..... that is the greatest idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Oil! posted:

Wine Guy is a solid sidekick gimmick though

yeah but I want like, an actual thing. I want him to go deep with it. Get weird with it. I wanna know why her wine guy is there. I wanna know so much.

Silly Burrito posted:

Louis Vitton makes wrestling gear?

they'll poo poo their name on anything

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