the empire runs on duncan

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

the nc-17 rating was created in 1990.

78 films in 31 years = 2.5 films per year that receive that rating.

i mean maybe you watch exclusively films from that list but nobody would call 5 films every 2 years "all the loving time." it is considered box office poison and quentin tarantino wouldn't make a film that couldn't be shown to his target audience of 14 year old boys. lmao

also your example of eastern promises is rated R anyway.

omfg shut up

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fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

thanks professor

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

remember when comedies had an obligatory boobs scene

remember when hollywood regularly made comedies

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Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Agile Vector posted:

a few pages back but they're rebooting true blood and I'm of mixed opinion. its both a time capsule of goofy vampire drama and also got real all over by the end and could do with a reset to the characters

unless it's all about this guy idgaf 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyhBsKZj3Ak

also let's not forget that Tarantino also likes strangling actresses too, so, yeah. Super creepy.

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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

remember when comedies had an obligatory boobs scene

remember when hollywood regularly made comedies

I remember there�s boobs in the middle of Airplane! for no reason

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

haveblue posted:

I remember there�s boobs in the middle of Airplane! for no reason

there's a reason. the reason is they wanted to show boobs in the movie

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i didnt even know true blood was done, let alone old enough that it warranted a reboot

# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:15

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

anyways for anybody really into true blood, just get a buttplug and start listening to joy division. 99/100 of your itches will be scratched

# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:16

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I mean do that anyway. It's quarantine. There are no rules anymore.

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY

draculas

# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

anyways for anybody really into true blood, just get a buttplug and start listening to joy division. 99/100 of your itches will be scratched

how am i supposed to get off without the absolutely terrible cajun accents

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Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

Jonny 290 posted:

anyways for anybody really into ______, just get a buttplug and start listening to joy division. 99/100 of your itches will be scratched

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how am i supposed to get off without the absolutely terrible cajun accents

watch the expanse

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TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

Achmed Jones posted:

What if I'm really into Limp Bizkit?

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Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

ahh a true one percenter i see

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; Can't post for 17 hours!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

remember when comedies had an obligatory boobs scene

remember when hollywood regularly made comedies

John Hughes wrote a scene in The Breakfast Club where the students snuck out to peep on the women's swim team and saw the coach changing. Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy basically forced him to cut the scene cause it was gross lol

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Glorgnole: Oct 23, 2012

SmokaDustbowl posted:

fine I guess you caught me. viggo mortensen doesn't have a dick they used cgi

it's a practical prop (the dick), but due to the technical requirements of the shots it's always placed 8 feet closer to the camera and positioned on some sort of mechatronic rig, peter jackson style

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Glorgnole posted:

some sort of mechatronic rig, peter jackson style

this is also my penis

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:31

Glorgnole: Oct 23, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

remember when comedies had an obligatory boobs scene

remember when hollywood regularly made comedies

i watched harold & kumar a few nights ago

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and it's amazing to have that range."

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Glorgnole posted:

i watched harold & kumar a few nights ago

subpar as a comedy. amazing for being the first time in my adult life i watched an asian man pursue a woman and get her and i had literally never seen asian people do that

i love that movie for being the first movie i saw with asian characters whose personalities weren�t just �asian� and were extremely normal

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol i wonder how much worse the guantanamo bay one is now

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:56

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol i wonder how much worse the guantanamo bay one is now

I think I saw that one and they were only there for like 5 minutes of the movie

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

the schnozzberries guy married christina hendricks and got to bang 2010 yospos' honey at least once

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; Can't post for 17 hours!

good for him

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

the schnozzberries guy married christina hendricks and got to bang 2010 yospos' honey at least once

they broke up

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

my god

# ? Feb 1, 2021 06:11

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

TOOT BOOT posted:

What if I'm really into Limp Bizkit?

u just attach the buttplug to the other end of ur wallet chain

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol i wonder how much worse the guantanamo bay one is now

it was a tall order, but they managed to pull it off with sheer grit and moxie and incredibly low standards

# ? Feb 1, 2021 06:46

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

u just attach the buttplug to the other end of ur wallet chain

as a high school prank i used to clip my wallet chain around my jorts to my PA and dance about a bit

fortunately nobody ever grabbed the chain

# ? Feb 1, 2021 07:03

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

[while writing mandalorian season 2] hey you know how everybody loves this show because it's a new and fresh take on star wars they haven't seen before? I bet they'd love it even more if we dumped a bunch of references and characters from the old star wars they've seen before into it

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Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

the worst part is they're right. for every person annoyed by the stupidity, there's 10* that are stoked to see that jedi twilek lady or luke or whoever

*probably

# ? Feb 1, 2021 07:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i mean they had lando show up right there in the pilot

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