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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Continuity NIP posted:

Have you ever eaten a turnip?

Not right fresh out of the ground, like an apple or something. Well, the apple equivalent would be from the tree instead of the ground, but you get the idea. I've only had cooked turnips.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

okay what does this thread title mean

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers

Tesseraction posted:

okay what does this thread title mean

Brexit voter's shipment of sex arses got stuck at calais

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
its an arse,. for the purposes of sex

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

kicks forts posted:

Brexit voter's shipment of sex arses got stuck at calais

perfidious brussels

those are our arses

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Tesseraction posted:

okay what does this thread title mean

1984 but with sex arses

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Shear Modulus posted:

1984 but with sex arses

The Anti-Sex Arse League.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Dravs posted:

Ugh, she is just such a massive arsehole, why are people like this?!

https://twitter.com/JuliaHB1/status/1354435292384653312

https://twitter.com/Iwontcalmdown/status/1354435787174113285?s=20

She attracts similar bad brained folks.

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers
Fully automated luxury sex arses

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

kicks forts posted:

Fully automated luxury sex arses

Except without the luxury, automation and the arses are stuck in Calais. Brexit!

Dogatron
Jun 24, 2020
I just read this.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jan/30/dad-fighting-chance-nhs-undermined

I'm not a lock down sceptic / covid denier and I agree that the NHS has been chronically underfunded for decades. It is awful that his dad died, and I feel for the man.

But this is not really true. His dad would never have had a fighting chance. He was 88 or 89 years old with anaemia, severe kidney failure and pneumonia.

"His condition deteriorated, and this time he was not given ventilation. If the escalating costs of market-driven healthcare, drugs and technology had not created a crisis within the NHS in which lack of capacity means that doctors have to decide between which patients to save, I believe he might have had a fighting chance."

Pre-covid he would never have been intubated and ventilated on ITU. Covid did not change the fact that ventilating old people with multiple comorbidities never goes well. The article was written by a doctor. I certainly hope he is a psychiatrist, like his father.

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers
I remember that retired army dad who got sedated to death, his son got a 2min interview on Jeremy vine and basically said

"my dad was a nightmare I get why they smothered him but still it's a bit much"

Made me think.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Cut a hole in the stomach lining surrounding a fresh warm haggis.

This will serve as a temporary substitute until an adequate supply of sex arses has been secured.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Is this the "post itt every time you lol when the labour are even more useless than you thought possible" thread?

https://twitter.com/ClientJournoExp/status/1355885991832276998

lol

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

But at least the problem of Jeremy Corbyn's anti-Semitism has been cured.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

barbecue at the folks posted:

Is this the "post itt every time you lol when the labour are even more useless than you thought possible" thread?

https://twitter.com/ClientJournoExp/status/1355885991832276998

lol

I hate the Tories, I hate the Labour party, but most of all I hate the british

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/HindustanTimes/status/1355945889429213185?s=20

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers
Honestly I don't get the impression kier would have handled the crisis any better. Barely ahead of the worst government in history with his pissy little dictates from opposition.

He seems to think the population at large beyond newspaper ghouls give a single poo poo when he "wins" a "debate" at pmq

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers
Start a labour food bank send party volunteers to floodzones do something loving tangibly useful so people get at least a twitch in their dick at the thought of you having any actual power.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

barbecue at the folks posted:

Is this the "post itt every time you lol when the labour are even more useless than you thought possible" thread?

https://twitter.com/ClientJournoExp/status/1355885991832276998

lol
Time for me to casually mention that the Northern Independence Party has just submitted an application to the Electoral Commission to stand in the next local elections

ContinuityNewTimes has issued a correction as of 21:41 on Jan 31, 2021

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers
Cornish independence gave up last election if I remember.

They are holding G7 in Cornwall and it's causing a weed drought lmao

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

kicks forts posted:

Cornish independence gave up last election if I remember.

They are holding G7 in Cornwall and it's causing a weed drought lmao

Mebyon Kernow still exist but they just want devolution

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





lmao the Radical Independence Campaign just voted to dissolve itself because Trots

https://twitter.com/scott_eff/status/1355955339791917056?s=19
https://twitter.com/scott_eff/status/1355992509072240642?s=19
https://twitter.com/see_em_play_/status/1355986940580024320?s=19
https://twitter.com/see_em_play_/status/1355987601954582534?s=19

Scotland is a perfectly healthy country with a functioning democracy that isn't another Catalonia, nope

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

kicks forts posted:

Start a labour food bank send party volunteers to floodzones do something loving tangibly useful so people get at least a twitch in their dick at the thought of you having any actual power.

My CLP started a food bank and got exactly zero help from regional or anyone else higher up in the party structure

Reports are that Labour are expecting a pretty mediocre result from the May election (when they happen) and the party finances are in a right state because of all the court cases and loss of subs, while rich donors haven't been turning up

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

MikeCrotch posted:

My CLP started a food bank and got exactly zero help from regional or anyone else higher up in the party structure

Reports are that Labour are expecting a pretty mediocre result from the May election (when they happen) and the party finances are in a right state because of all the court cases and loss of subs, while rich donors haven't been turning up

I'd love to see some real figures on membership, and particularly on how many of last January's pro-Stamerist insurgents have paid up for the next 12 months (or continue to pay their monthly subs.)

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



https://giant.gfycat.com/SerpentineDizzyJerboa.mp4

poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo
lol sex arse

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


SchnorkIes posted:

lol sex arse

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

the english are disgusting little orcs. vile creatures.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

yew spaffed on me minge u cheeky naff

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers

Dongicus posted:

the english are disgusting little orcs. vile creatures.

We are more like those prissy ghosts who just sit in their big dumb rock thinking they are better than everyone.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
pourquoi pas les deux

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

pourquoi pas les deux
wot the gently caress is this forren muck

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
1st of february reminder: better things aren't possible

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
what kind of jam does corbyn like? that might be a better thing

I have no jam and I must scream (about jews???)

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
no really I have no jam and it would be awfully nice this time of year

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

kicks forts posted:

We are more like those prissy ghosts who just sit in their big dumb rock thinking they are better than everyone.

barrow-whites

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
https://twitter.com/YDunhai/status/1355802861997846529?s=20

still can't believe my sister's bff moved from AUSTRALIA to london for a guy she's known for 6 months that's pursing a master's.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Continuity NIP posted:

Time for me to casually mention that the Northern Independence Party has just submitted an application to the Electoral Commission to stand in the next local elections

Yo what would your capital city be, because you would have an instant Mancunian/Yorkshire civil war if you chose poorly.

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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


https://twitter.com/captaintommoore/status/1339979793954189312

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