KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Don't Ask: Nov 28, 2002

Oh neat, dave survived. And he's using the limitless powers of creation to punch a dude really hard!

Every page of this fight should have a small inset of Meti looking on disdainfully at the scuffle.

_{meti snipe}

Don't Ask fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jan 31, 2021

# ? Jan 31, 2021 16:51

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:10

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Don't Ask posted:

Oh neat, dave survived. And he's using the limitless powers of creation to punch a dude really hard!

Every page of this fight should have a small inset of Meti looking on disdainfully at the scuffle.

meti snipe

This, precisely. Well, except the snipe part.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 17:07

Lights: Dec 9, 2007; Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

The limitless powers of a new page, and you're using it like a particularly angry old sword saint. smh

# ? Jan 31, 2021 17:44

Mile'ionaha: Nov 2, 2004

Yo, Operant, I invoke your sign and the sign is this entire thread.

Are you a chaos wizard?

# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:31

Joe Slowboat: Nov 9, 2016; Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements

I think that Maya's decidedly impressive title-name dates from her time as a demiurge, since she would have slaughtered gods and toppled their thrones to attain her position at the head of the Middle Army.

She's just Auntie Maya ten Meti now.

I wonder if Incubus ever goes by Incubus ten Meti.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 20:25

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Mr. Lobe posted:

I think it's safe to say that when Maya named herself murder the gods and topple their thrones, this was a statement of intent, and also not the name that her mother gave her

A little known fact: "gods" were a type of noodle popular in the Yellow City

# ? Jan 31, 2021 20:52

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

Mr. Lobe posted:

I think it's safe to say that when Maya named herself murder the gods and topple their thrones, this was a statement of intent, and also not the name that her mother gave her

I figured she got it when she lead the middle army and did exactly what the name implies.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 21:22

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Bilirubin posted:

A little known fact: "gods" were a type of noodle popular in the Yellow City

"Gods in a throne" definitely sounds like it could be a noodle dish

# ? Jan 31, 2021 21:43

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Joe Slowboat posted:

I think that Maya's decidedly impressive title-name dates from her time as a demiurge, since she would have slaughtered gods and toppled their thrones to attain her position at the head of the Middle Army.

She's just Auntie Maya ten Meti now.

I wonder if Incubus ever goes by Incubus ten Meti.

I figure Incubus is a name he chose for himself like Jagganoth. He was probably Howard ten Meti before.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 21:47

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Stanley ten Meti.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:25

Bussamove: Feb 25, 2006

Cower in the presence of master swordsman, lord of 111,111 worlds, bearer of Flame and sword king of the Middle Army, ~~Incubus~~ Gary.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:53

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Bussamove posted:

Cower in the presence of master swordsman, lord of 111,111 worlds, bearer of Flame and sword king of the Middle Army, ~~Incubus~~ Gary.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 23:02

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Bilirubin posted:

A little known fact: "gods" were a type of noodle popular in the Yellow City

Murder the gods and topple the thrones eh?
More like sloppily gorge on noodles and run away after throwing the empty bowl at the vendor

Maya "banned from almost every noodle shop on throne" ten meti

# ? Jan 31, 2021 23:16

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Come on down to Noodle Shack! We murder the gods and topple their thrones... with flavor!

# ? Jan 31, 2021 23:20

HookedOnChthonics: Dec 5, 2015; Profoundly dull

# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:53

Joe Slowboat: Nov 9, 2016; Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements

HookedOnChthonics posted:

Fowl! Mammon is not anthropomorphic, he's quadripedal.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:56

Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

HookedOnChthonics posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:16

ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

Joe Slowboat posted:

Fowl! Mammon is not anthropomorphic, he's quadripedal.

Dracopomorphic manifestation of metaphorically blood-drinking capitalism?

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:36

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

I think "personification" will get the point across.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:40

ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

Personificationomorphic manifestation of metaphorically blood-drinking capitalism

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:58

HookedOnChthonics: Dec 5, 2015; Profoundly dull

honestly that's just a particular pratchettism that is perched permanently in my prefrontal, haha

# ? Feb 1, 2021 06:17

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

For anyone considering throwing their hat in the ring, Abbadon has granted a grace period of "it still counts if you submit it before the next time I look at the channel, and also I'm going to sleep".

So if you want to join the Ring of Power you have a few hours left to do it! (My submission is in, only an hour over the deadline!)

# ? Feb 1, 2021 06:39

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

GlyphGryph posted:

For anyone considering throwing their hat in the ring, Abbadon has granted a grace period of "it still counts if you submit it before the next time I look at the channel, and also I'm going to sleep".

So if you want to join the Ring of Power you have a few hours left to do it! (My submission is in, only an hour over the deadline!)

This bodes well, because disregarding deadlines is extremely royal tbqh

# ? Feb 1, 2021 19:57

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

Some of you may have noticed that I did not submit anything to War for Rayuba. This is because 1) I run my own webbed comic now and I would probably die trying to do both at once, and 2) I'm now a judge and everything I said about dying doing both at once is moot because I'm still doing comics for the tournament. :shepface:

# ? Feb 1, 2021 23:28

ConfusedUs: Feb 24, 2004; Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!

3 posted:

Some of you may have noticed that I did not submit anything to War for Rayuba. This is because 1) I run my own webbed comic now and I would probably die trying to do both at once, and 2) I'm now a judge and everything I said about dying doing both at once is moot because I'm still doing comics for the tournament.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 00:06

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

really good comic. missed out on �I WANT PICTURES OF THE JAGGAHOG�

# ? Feb 2, 2021 00:18

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

3 posted:

Some of you may have noticed that I did not submit anything to War for Rayuba. This is because 1) I run my own webbed comic now and I would probably die trying to do both at once, and 2) I'm now a judge and everything I said about dying doing both at once is moot because I'm still doing comics for the tournament.

you absolute maniac

# ? Feb 2, 2021 06:33

Twibbit: Mar 7, 2013; Is your refrigerator running?

Are the pictures scented?

# ? Feb 2, 2021 08:38

Warden: Jan 16, 2020

3 posted:

Some of you may have noticed that I did not submit anything to War for Rayuba. This is because 1) I run my own webbed comic now and I would probably die trying to do both at once, and 2) I'm now a judge and everything I said about dying doing both at once is moot because I'm still doing comics for the tournament.