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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/enrondripgod/status/1356306133309386752?s=20

:ms:

https://twitter.com/Jondean25/status/1356385300960993283?s=20

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Linden trees, if you believe Her Majesty the Queen anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Novaleesi/status/1356406565645901825

This is truth as far as I'm concerned.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You're telling me there are actual trees that smell like jizz?

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

OwlFancier posted:

You're telling me there are actual trees that smell like jizz?

I guess years and years of woods porn had an impact on the environment.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

OwlFancier posted:

You're telling me there are actual trees that smell like jizz?

And with enough grit and determination, you can make one of your own.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

zoux posted:

Linden trees, if you believe Her Majesty the Queen anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM
And Carob trees.

Lots of trees just spunking all over the place

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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OwlFancier posted:

You're telling me there are actual trees that smell like jizz?

Bradford Pear trees absolutely do. They REEK.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

I’m New England Brand Sausage :awesome:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I guess also I maybe haven't been around enough jizz to notice a particular smell of it...

Is it like oriental lilies? I know a lot of people don't like the smell of those.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





ewiley posted:

I’m New England Brand Sausage :awesome:

Oh you sweet summer sausage :allears:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

I guess also I maybe haven't been around enough jizz to notice a particular smell of it...

Is it like oriental lilies? I know a lot of people don't like the smell of those.

Virgin

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

OwlFancier posted:

I guess also I maybe haven't been around enough jizz to notice a particular smell of it...

Is it like oriental lilies? I know a lot of people don't like the smell of those.

whoa-ho-hoo look at mr prude here, not jacking it six times a day. How's your grip strength doing, pal

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

OwlFancier posted:

I guess also I maybe haven't been around enough jizz to notice a particular smell of it...

Is it like oriental lilies? I know a lot of people don't like the smell of those.

the bradford pear tree is a common ornamental tree. it is very pretty, but in the spring when it is blooming it smells like off fish and or male ejaculate

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/Henriettaspoon/status/1356565091580272645?s=19

Imagine just telling the world you've never danced all night

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006
Bradfords are also ubiquitous because they grew anywhere and were cheap so there was a period where cities just planted them all over the country.

Now they all have fire blight and look unhealthy and are unpopular.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lovely aroma though.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Persimmons smell like that to me

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
The Sex Pistils

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1356496149213941760?s=20

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
This is kind of a weird place to ask, but there's so many red herring keywords that I'm finding it impossible to get hits on google. A couple weeks back, something changed on Twitter where the top replies on any given tweet (assuming the OP didn't self-reply) will be no-content low-engagement tweets just reacting with emojis or tagging someone else. These are the first replies that I see on a tweet with ~750k likes:

These aren't the most recent replies, these aren't people I follow, and I can't find what option this would tie back to. Is twitter A/B testing some new reply sorting algorithm? Is this a known issue and I'm just failing to find mentions of it amidst the countless hits for how to optimize your twitter clout? Am I going mad?

Elysiume has a new favorite as of 21:25 on Feb 2, 2021

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Elysiume posted:

Is twitter A/B testing some new reply sorting algorithm?

It may actually be this, but just in case look for this sparkly icon in your app or on the website and hit it:



In Android it appears in the top right as you're looking at your main feed.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



minato posted:

The Sex Pistils

Nice.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1356472164514295808

This is a like-if-you-cry-everytime glurge, in video form. It's humiliating.

https://twitter.com/djbitchtits/status/1204032720193675264

Personally prefer the problems clown than the problems boulder.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Problem Clown is good, but I like the accidental implication behind the couple blowing up the boulder labeled "Family"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ShitWikihow/status/1356734152905793538

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1356687349867024389

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
NewsMax really, really, really wants to avoid a lawsuit.

https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1356719881564086272

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AbeGoldfarb/status/1356717060483604481

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

wizzardstaff posted:

NewsMax really, really, really wants to avoid a lawsuit.

https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1356719881564086272

this is absolutely glorious, just an insane boomer screaming about cancel culture and his twitter account while a guy reads a legal statement saying that the election was not in fact rigged.

no brain has ever been this broken by the internet.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
I liked the part where he promised to release his evidence on Friday.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/ObeseChess/status/1356705464491200513

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/cryptcrier/status/1356253318427799556

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/anticapitalizm/status/1356483487189057536?s=19

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



OwlFancier posted:

this is absolutely glorious, just an insane boomer screaming about cancel culture and his twitter account while a guy reads a legal statement saying that the election was not in fact rigged.

no brain has ever been this broken by the internet.

I love the anchor dude, who has surely had his producers screaming bloody murder in his ear to please read the "do not sue us into oblivion, Dominion Systems" paper as fast as possible. Eventually he just gets up and leaves because he probably doesn't want to be subpoenaed.

How hosed up is your network when you have to have a piece of paper on your desk at all times to read in case your guests start ranting about stolen elections?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/hellohappy_time/status/933048203288764416?s=21

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

mds2 posted:

Bradford Pear trees absolutely do. They REEK.

every educational establishment i attended from middle school to grad school had one of these for some fuckin reason

my undergrad dorm had a copse of them outside

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

It's so the students can use it as an excuse when the parents come to visit.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/SusannaHoffs/status/1355922765832802308

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