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https://twitter.com/enrondripgod/status/1356306133309386752?s=20 https://twitter.com/Jondean25/status/1356385300960993283?s=20
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Linden trees, if you believe Her Majesty the Queen anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 17:50 |
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https://twitter.com/Novaleesi/status/1356406565645901825 This is truth as far as I'm concerned.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:04 |
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You're telling me there are actual trees that smell like jizz?
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OwlFancier posted:You're telling me there are actual trees that smell like jizz? I guess years and years of woods porn had an impact on the environment.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:16 |
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OwlFancier posted:You're telling me there are actual trees that smell like jizz? And with enough grit and determination, you can make one of your own.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:20 |
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zoux posted:Linden trees, if you believe Her Majesty the Queen anyway Lots of trees just spunking all over the place
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:22 |
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OwlFancier posted:You're telling me there are actual trees that smell like jizz? Bradford Pear trees absolutely do. They REEK.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:25 |
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I’m New England Brand Sausage
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:38 |
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I guess also I maybe haven't been around enough jizz to notice a particular smell of it... Is it like oriental lilies? I know a lot of people don't like the smell of those.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:49 |
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ewiley posted:I’m New England Brand Sausage Oh you sweet summer sausage
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:50 |
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OwlFancier posted:I guess also I maybe haven't been around enough jizz to notice a particular smell of it... Virgin
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:52 |
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OwlFancier posted:I guess also I maybe haven't been around enough jizz to notice a particular smell of it... whoa-ho-hoo look at mr prude here, not jacking it six times a day. How's your grip strength doing, pal
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 19:47 |
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OwlFancier posted:I guess also I maybe haven't been around enough jizz to notice a particular smell of it... the bradford pear tree is a common ornamental tree. it is very pretty, but in the spring when it is blooming it smells like off fish and or male ejaculate
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 19:56 |
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https://twitter.com/Henriettaspoon/status/1356565091580272645?s=19 Imagine just telling the world you've never danced all night
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 20:01 |
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Bradfords are also ubiquitous because they grew anywhere and were cheap so there was a period where cities just planted them all over the country. Now they all have fire blight and look unhealthy and are unpopular.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 20:04 |
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Lovely aroma though.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 20:14 |
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Persimmons smell like that to me
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 20:40 |
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The Sex Pistils
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 20:41 |
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https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1356496149213941760?s=20
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 20:59 |
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This is kind of a weird place to ask, but there's so many red herring keywords that I'm finding it impossible to get hits on google. A couple weeks back, something changed on Twitter where the top replies on any given tweet (assuming the OP didn't self-reply) will be no-content low-engagement tweets just reacting with emojis or tagging someone else. These are the first replies that I see on a tweet with ~750k likes: These aren't the most recent replies, these aren't people I follow, and I can't find what option this would tie back to. Is twitter A/B testing some new reply sorting algorithm? Is this a known issue and I'm just failing to find mentions of it amidst the countless hits for how to optimize your twitter clout? Am I going mad? Elysiume has a new favorite as of 21:25 on Feb 2, 2021 |
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Elysiume posted:Is twitter A/B testing some new reply sorting algorithm? It may actually be this, but just in case look for this sparkly icon in your app or on the website and hit it: In Android it appears in the top right as you're looking at your main feed.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 21:26 |
minato posted:The Sex Pistils Nice.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 22:40 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1356472164514295808 https://twitter.com/djbitchtits/status/1204032720193675264 Personally prefer the problems clown than the problems boulder.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 23:37 |
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Problem Clown is good, but I like the accidental implication behind the couple blowing up the boulder labeled "Family"
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 23:46 |
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https://twitter.com/ShitWikihow/status/1356734152905793538 https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1356687349867024389
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 23:48 |
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NewsMax really, really, really wants to avoid a lawsuit. https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1356719881564086272
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 00:45 |
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https://twitter.com/AbeGoldfarb/status/1356717060483604481
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wizzardstaff posted:NewsMax really, really, really wants to avoid a lawsuit. this is absolutely glorious, just an insane boomer screaming about cancel culture and his twitter account while a guy reads a legal statement saying that the election was not in fact rigged. no brain has ever been this broken by the internet.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 02:27 |
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I liked the part where he promised to release his evidence on Friday.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 03:47 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ObeseChess/status/1356705464491200513
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https://twitter.com/cryptcrier/status/1356253318427799556
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https://twitter.com/anticapitalizm/status/1356483487189057536?s=19
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OwlFancier posted:this is absolutely glorious, just an insane boomer screaming about cancel culture and his twitter account while a guy reads a legal statement saying that the election was not in fact rigged. I love the anchor dude, who has surely had his producers screaming bloody murder in his ear to please read the "do not sue us into oblivion, Dominion Systems" paper as fast as possible. Eventually he just gets up and leaves because he probably doesn't want to be subpoenaed. How hosed up is your network when you have to have a piece of paper on your desk at all times to read in case your guests start ranting about stolen elections?
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 06:52 |
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https://twitter.com/hellohappy_time/status/933048203288764416?s=21
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 07:07 |
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mds2 posted:Bradford Pear trees absolutely do. They REEK. every educational establishment i attended from middle school to grad school had one of these for some fuckin reason my undergrad dorm had a copse of them outside
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 08:36 |
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It's so the students can use it as an excuse when the parents come to visit.
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https://twitter.com/SusannaHoffs/status/1355922765832802308
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