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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Y'all talkin' about Golden Eyes?



also, fun creb fact: the lair of the first bond villain, dr. no, was on an island called Crab Key

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
what can be said about crabs that hasn't already been said?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



low key sex master posted:

what can be said about crabs that hasn't already been said?

Crmembrbs

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.



quick and dirty but whatever i should be working but i'm so bored

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Do you


The 21st spawning of September?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

low key sex master posted:



quick and dirty but whatever i should be working but i'm so bored

Cr should have only the legs and Ab just the torso (or thorax or whatever)

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Who What Now posted:

Cr should have only the legs and Ab just the torso (or thorax or whatever)

:eng101: cephalothorax

and yeah, if leg+claw=cr and leg+body=ab, then what is leg?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Creboloclawrax

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
C = snop (claw)
R = legs (runners)
A = cephalothorax (a big part of the crab)
B = telson (butt)

I mean come on you guys act like you've never seen a crab before

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Mak0rz posted:

what is leg?

Leg is...replaceable!

naem
May 29, 2011

my cephalothorax brings all the boys to the yard

that’s right

carcination

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mak0rz posted:

:eng101: cephalothorax

and yeah, if leg+claw=cr and leg+body=ab, then what is leg?

leg is b (I think I didn't have the room or the mental capacity to think about it ok!!)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:nws:

https://imgur.com/gallery/Ic4dEPV

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Move over, giant vampire lady, your time's up

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
new nemesis appeared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGzDU96x61U&hd=1

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/HsStKuWHI_c

cranmb

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Kick into a halfcrab

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:krad:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Can’t argue with logic.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

If real it's probably related to food dye usage. Certain dies can use insects for colors and insects can trigger the same allergic reaction that shellfish and such do.

I learned this because some dude ate a cockroach on a dare once and died due to allergic reaction.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Cartoon Man posted:


Can’t argue with logic.

Crabify me cap'n! :yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:siren::siren:Oh poo poo:siren::siren:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Crabs4Gold call now the number is 555-theocean.com

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I have no idea what’s going on here but the crab owns.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Masturbation crab

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


OnlyCrabs. :jp:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://media1.giphy.com/media/j3bXGg1ecamAP4thiD/giphy.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




NO STEAL FRIEND

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:



Masturbation crab
Crabsturbation

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

sudonim posted:

Crabsturbation

Diddle yer fiddle

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
pretty sure most crabs reproduce by just spraying their junks towards each other, doesn't even matter if their female or male or whatever

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SniperWoreConverse posted:

pretty sure most crabs reproduce by just spraying their junks towards each other, doesn't even matter if their female or male or whatever

Pfft like there's any other way

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Crabs literally cannot understand the concept of virgin/chad memes because crabs don't have a concept of "virginity"

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Reproduction method: skeet skeet skeet

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