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BJP Space Force is in full assault mode on twitter rn under #GretaThunbergExposed e: The number 19 occurs significantly throughout the Quran, including the number of times one's lips would touch reciting the first chapter. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Feb 3, 2021 |
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Do you go doublegay if you're already gay before the jab? Like gay squared? Gay 2: hypergay? What about if you inject a frog, does it become extra froggy?
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Feb 3, 2021 22:41
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Christ absolute lmao at the Lib Dems electing that Coalition vampire over literally the only remotely interesting politician in their party and currently polling at less than half of Swinson's catastrophic wipeout result
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Feb 3, 2021 22:57
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 source: https://annnarkehmedia.com/2021/02/03/flag-man/ In a desperate appeal to younger people’s nationalistic tendencies, Tory Labour’s new FLAG-MAN™ inaction figure will be fully poseable and come loaded with; ALL FOUR of Sir Kieth’s rallying cries! ‘Controls on Immigration’ mug! Top Secret #SpyCops Files! It is believed that a FLAG-MAN™ comic book featuring Sir Kieth’s Socialist arch-nemesis, Jimminy Crombob is also in development, according to a fictional leak from one of Kieth’s focus groups.
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Feb 3, 2021 23:08
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:inaction figure
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Feb 3, 2021 23:09
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OwlFancier posted:Do you go doublegay if you're already gay before the jab? Like gay squared? Gay 2: hypergay? Do not inject a frog into your veins that is a bad idea.
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Feb 3, 2021 23:15
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Guavanaut posted:BJP Space Force is in full assault mode on twitter rn under #GretaThunbergExposed
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Feb 3, 2021 23:18
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endlessmonotony posted:Do not inject a frog into your veins that is a bad idea. What about frog's toes in a soup with fillet of a fenny snake, eye of newt, some carrots and spuds?
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Feb 3, 2021 23:20
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big vaccine doesn't want you to know that you can inject frogs and it will make you immune to covids and also let you shoot lasers out your eyes.
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Feb 3, 2021 23:21
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lol #LabourLeadershipElection2021 is trending
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Feb 3, 2021 23:31
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I don't understand a single word of this. Seems like she posted about a protest, the people the protest is against fed some screenshots to some chuds, and the chuds are (presumably) threatening to stab a 16 year old again?
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Feb 3, 2021 23:38
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marktheando posted:lol #LabourLeadershipElection2021 is trending legit can';t wait to see who the labour right put up this time. starmer made sense
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Feb 4, 2021 00:00
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Doesn't he have most of the palatble right wing turds in his cabinet already? Not that I can imagine who they'd put up on the left. If they put zarah up though I'm loving going for it.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:02
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Jose posted:legit can';t wait to see who the labour right put up this time. starmer made sense Jeremy Corbyn wearing a fake beard over his real beard rises from the ashes.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:02
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Clive Lewis is making some good "my story of living in Britain isn't one of standing in front of a flag or wearing a tie while looking the right kind of sad" noises.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:05
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lol https://twitter.com/SamDiss/status/1356909753218314240
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Feb 4, 2021 00:10
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Is there any plausible candidate in the PLP, left or right, who is charismatic and looks like the prime minister from a film? I can't think of anyone.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:15
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This misuse of Captain Britain imagery must not stand, OG Cap Brit rejected Excalibur and that's why he became a hero  Starmer embracing All The Worst Bits of flag-hugging is not Cap Brit at all.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:16
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Extremely posh elijah wood doesn't like rome.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:17
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Guavanaut posted:Clive Lewis is making some good "my story of living in Britain isn't one of standing in front of a flag or wearing a tie while looking the right kind of sad" noises. He'd be alright. Sultana and Burgon are too inexperienced imo
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Feb 4, 2021 00:19
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OwlFancier posted:Extremely posh elijah wood doesn't like rome. clearly a bitter fan of remus
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Feb 4, 2021 00:19
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That first clip, I couldn't help but hear it in a Trump voice.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:21
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I just want to shout out a big 'gently caress you' to the DWP. Had our 86 year old next door neighbour round in tears this evening. Her husband died back in November and left her a bit of money. The DWP have now sent a letter asking to see her bank accounts because they're worried she's now getting paid too much benefits because the little bit of money she now has might have taken her over a threshold. She gets a nice little brown envelope with DEBT MANAGEMENT on it to send them the info, and presumably a letter that says 'oi we heard you're a widow now living in a council house. We're concerned you're too rich for your own good so we want some of that money back'. gently caress them.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:21
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Given what experience in parliament means I would prefer someone without it tbh.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:21
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sebzilla posted:He'd be alright. Sultana and Burgon are too inexperienced imo burgon fucks up when talking to the press too much
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Feb 4, 2021 00:23
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I remember when they brought out 50p pieces (1969) - you know, the ones with 7 sides. And they had continual voxpops on the news with old biddies moaning about how they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and 10p pieces (round sides). This despite the fact that for many years there had been florins/2 shillings pieces and half-crowns (two shillings and six pence) which were also round and marginally bigger (3mm in diameter bigger) and they never complained about those. Florins/two-shillings pieces were repurposed as 10p pieces until they were fully removed from circulation. "Florins" were in fact the first decimal currency representing 1/10th of a £ and date from 1847, an old attempt at decimalization that didn't end up happening: (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florin_(British_coin)) (And yes I am old enough to remember using old money including florins and old 3ds with 12 sides though I was just a bit too young for farthings.)
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Feb 4, 2021 00:27
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Well yes, old people do not like change 
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Convex posted:Well yes, old people do not like change Old people love change, trying to get them to go contactless is a loving nightmare
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Feb 4, 2021 00:35
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crazyvanman posted:I just want to shout out a big 'gently caress you' to the DWP. Had our 86 year old next door neighbour round in tears this evening. Her husband died back in November and left her a bit of money. The DWP have now sent a letter asking to see her bank accounts because they're worried she's now getting paid too much benefits because the little bit of money she now has might have taken her over a threshold. Bastards. Are you able to help her reply? And keep copies of everything. And maybe copy in your MP no matter how much of a bastard they might be.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:36
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OwlFancier posted:Given what experience in parliament means I would prefer someone without it tbh. Experience in government does correlate with being Bad tbh, establishment people can sometimes make the right noises but they'll always let you down  I'm reading Captain Britain comics this evening didn't plan it but that's what's happening
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Feb 4, 2021 00:38
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I still think that corbyn got noticeably more "professional" as he went on as leader and that it really cost him given his initial appeal was just being able to answer a loving question straight. The "experienced" politicians are all godawful founts of verbal shite that says nothing but somehow at great length.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:40
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crazyvanman posted:I just want to shout out a big 'gently caress you' to the DWP. Had our 86 year old next door neighbour round in tears this evening. gently caress em both. Jaeluni Asjil posted:(And yes I am old enough to remember using old money including florins and old 3ds with 12 sides though I was just a bit too young for farthings.) Bring back godless florins imo 
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Feb 4, 2021 00:41
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Jose posted:burgon fucks up when talking to the press too much That's also true but I love him anyway.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:41
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sebzilla posted:He'd be alright. Sultana and Burgon are too inexperienced imo Bear in mind Starmer hadn't been an MP for 2 minutes before they were bigging him up to stand for leader. I think Sultana would be very good. Burgon has too much baggage and yes, inclined to put foot in it when speaking. But he does have good taste in music having seen him post a photo of himself in an Entombed t-shirt. I think it is time Labour made a serious effort to get a leftwing female leader. And hopefully she would have seen enough to give an edge of ruthlessness that Corbyn bless his cotton socks never had.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:41
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Bastards. Yeah she came round to ask for help with replying. Just trying to ascertain whether they want it posted or emailed. Going to have another word with her tomorrow but have made scans for now. Can't even imagine losing a partner of 60 years, being stuck indoors for lockdown, then being hit with this poo poo. Their social lives were really just each other, and the betting shop for him. Their main hobby seemed to be arguing hilariously loudly, full of expletives, about I don't even know what.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:43
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Bear in mind Starmer hadn't been an MP for 2 minutes before they were bigging him up to stand for leader. Out of interest what sort of stuff has Burgon said that hasn't gone down well? I've only recently seen him speaking about the Manchester tier nonsense and he came across really well in that. I really would like Sultana but I dread to imagine the savaging she'd get from the press. Think what AOC gets now multiplied by a factor of ten.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:47
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OwlFancier posted:Do you go doublegay if you're already gay before the jab? Like gay squared? Gay 2: hypergay? I'll let you know on Saturday, it'll be interesting considering I'm already gay and trans Rumda fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Feb 4, 2021 |
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Feb 4, 2021 00:47
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There were a bunch of the usual right wing shites whingeing about some of the stuff he said in the leadership contest but it was mostly because they're right wing shites where they go "burgon wants to do X can you IMAGINE" and I'm like "yes I can and it would be good actually"Rumda posted:I'll let you know on Saturday, it'll be interesting considering I'm ready gay and trans Good luck with it! If they ever let you buy them I might see if I can collect the set and chart the unseen shores of ultrasexuality.
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Feb 4, 2021 00:48
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stev posted:Out of interest what sort of stuff has Burgon said that hasn't gone down well? I've only recently seen him speaking about the Manchester tier nonsense and he came across really well in that. He was on stage clapping when ex-MP Laura Smith called for a general strike at 2018 The World Transformed
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What I like about this is how it has all the same 'characters' as any Brexit voxpop exercise from 2020: - The pleasant-but-opinionated person who fundamentally misunderstands the issue ("you get less per gallon from the kilimolimetre than a mile so it's more expensive!") - The well-spoken, calm, seemingly jovial person who makes classical allusions but is actually really reactionary ("The Treaty As Rome...Horrible. I can't bare it!") - The salt-of-the-earth knee-jerk nationalist ("We're losing all our heritage, we used to rule the world and now we're part of the a community, I don't agree with it at all!") - The outsider who doesn't understand what all the fuss is about because everywhere else just does what works already. - The literal conservative who just doesn't want change ("Oh sure...I don't know and I don't want to know either!") - The upbeat and charmingly batty person who will trend on twitter and spend a week as a meme ("It doesn't matter to me because I only go four miles an hour!") - The gammon who only speaks in WW2 references which he's convinced is deep wisdom that only he understands ("We had a bloke with a little moustache like that - his name was Chamberlain")
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