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KirbyKhan posted:BUY BUY BUY 📈📈📈 SELL SELL SELL 📉📉📉 now HOLD onto this fat dick 😩🍆 bc the COCK MARKET 😏📊 is going crazy!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀👽 Robin Hood made the Games Stop ✋❌😢 and now the hedge funds want to keep all of daddies cummies for themselves 🥺💦💦 but we keep loving 🙇🏻😫 and sucking 💆🏻♀️🍆👅 and flooding the market with investments until daddies cummies 💦💦💦 are redistributed to the working class from the evil Wall Street cummy hogs 😈💼💰🐷🐽 Send this all your Stock Bros 📊🕺 and Cock Hos 🍆💃 if you get 1 back, you’re a Basic rear end Trader 😞🍑 If you get 5 back, you’re a certified STOCK EXCHANGE ANAL-YST 🤓🍑 If you get 10 back you’re the WOLF 🐺 of getting your WALLS BEAT 🥊🍑 jesus gently caress this is exactly a WSB post, how long did it take I know it's exactly a WSB post because it gave me a headache
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facialimpediment posted:jesus gently caress this is exactly a WSB post, how long did it take It’s an older copypasta. Of course, memes have a lifetime of hours now do anything older than a month is ancient history.
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I recognize “WOLF 🐺 of getting your WALLS BEAT 🥊🍑”.
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facialimpediment posted:jesus gently caress this is exactly a WSB post, how long did it take Hold Diamond Hands to the moon Can be done with 3 emojis Maybe 4 Edit: hodl
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God hodl takes me back to 2011 and the bitcoin wild west
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Anarcho-Bidenism posted:God hodl takes me back to 2011 and the bitcoin wild west
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hobbesmaster posted:It’s an older copypasta. Yeah sourced this on *wildly scrolls for 3 whole minutes at full scroll speed* Saturday.
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KirbyKhan posted:BUY BUY BUY 📈📈📈 SELL SELL SELL 📉📉📉 now HOLD onto this fat dick 😩🍆 bc the COCK MARKET 😏📊 is going crazy!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀👽 Robin Hood made the Games Stop ✋❌😢 and now the hedge funds want to keep all of daddies cummies for themselves 🥺💦💦 but we keep loving 🙇🏻😫 and sucking 💆🏻♀️🍆👅 and flooding the market with investments until daddies cummies 💦💦💦 are redistributed to the working class from the evil Wall Street cummy hogs 😈💼💰🐷🐽 Send this all your Stock Bros 📊🕺 and Cock Hos 🍆💃 if you get 1 back, you’re a Basic rear end Trader 😞🍑 If you get 5 back, you’re a certified STOCK EXCHANGE ANAL-YST 🤓🍑 If you get 10 back you’re the WOLF 🐺 of getting your WALLS BEAT 🥊🍑 This is a poor imitation of a TSR post.
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hobbesmaster posted:It’s an older copypasta. Donald Trump could still tweet 27 days ago Joe Biden has only been president for two weeks
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shame on an IGA posted:Donald Trump could still tweet 27 days ago It's been a wild century since inauguration hasn't it.  I'm sure someone has made a CE rewrite of this.
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lightpole posted:Hold Diamond Hands to the moon It's always comical when the internet bleeds out into real life like a gushing chest wound, but when it's pure-strain internet, my brain breaks. Before last week I've only known WSB to be the home of idiots posting massive stock losses. Then they 1) found a vulnerable hedge fund 2) pushed $GME to the moon 3) caught fire in the general media 4) fueled a retail trading boom 5) hosed up the hedge fund 6) and hosed up the trading apps. The pump/dump result and the crashing was a given, but I absolutely couldn't process the above properly in realtime. And the QAnon Shaman is getting his organics. https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1357071858521305088
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I love living in a progressive state https://twitter.com/AidBop/status/1357059282953375744?s=19 https://twitter.com/AidBop/status/1357059299902558208?s=19
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facialimpediment posted:It's always comical when the internet bleeds out into real life like a gushing chest wound, but when it's pure-strain internet, my brain breaks. Before last week I've only known WSB to be the home of idiots posting massive stock losses. Then they 1) found a vulnerable hedge fund 2) pushed $GME to the moon 3) caught fire in the general media 4) fueled a retail trading boom 5) hosed up the hedge fund 6) and hosed up the trading apps. I see this ending in one of two ways -Every prisoner suddenly picks up a religion that requires their food preferences. -Prisons will work to spite anyone with special food requests. Like someone mentioned, he's probably just going to get organic nutraloaf until he caves and goes back to normal food.
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Pretty sure every sentence of this article rules really, really hard. https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1357062222674079748
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Platystemon posted:I’m comparing a great man to a pathetic one here, but the justices of the Supreme Court were ready to declare that Mohammed Ali’s draft refusal was not a sincere religious matter before one of the clerks (Tom Krattenmaker ) said “I think this guy’s the real deal and you should take another look”. Having no first hand experience, I'm guessing that jail food is universally unappetizing and the moment he gets 'special' food someone else is going to come along and take it. Living off of gas station style food from the commissary is probably the best you'll get in prison, dunno if jail is better but I imagine not much better.
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Big loving surprise.
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A Bad Poster posted:Big loving surprise. I thought he had to wear a tracker as part of his parole?
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Feb 3, 2021 22:59
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Surprise! Kyle Rittenhouse is missing! https://twitter.com/DRoseTV/status/1357070052646912009 Good thing we know that the US Marshals retain the capability to send out a team to
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KirbyKhan posted:https://twitter.com/SalehaMohsin/status/1357047738584748037?s=20 Somewhere north of the Potomac, NSA Wizard enters their office to find Janet Yellen sitting at their desk. "I'm putting together a team..."
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SHE CAN'T AFFORD ME
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I've always wondered if he has a burner and if people don't pay any attention to it because they think it's a fake account.
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facialimpediment posted:I've always wondered if he has a burner and if people don't pay any attention to it because they think it's a fake account. Has anyone checked to see if there's a John Barron account on twitter making increasingly unhinged posts?
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facialimpediment posted:I've always wondered if he has a burner and if people don't pay any attention to it because they think it's a fake account.
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MazelTovCocktail posted:https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1357100998066601984?s=21 To quote a poster in the comments: is this the one with the lovely means testing?
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Here's the excuse and I think you'll like it a lot. https://twitter.com/AkivaMCohen/status/1357117231981805573 And by "like it a lot" I mean "want to chokeslam the lawyer that did it"
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facialimpediment posted:Here's the excuse and I think you'll like it a lot. Currently making GBS threads on this in lawyer discord with other lawgoons and the consensus is jail his rear end.
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facialimpediment posted:Here's the excuse and I think you'll like it a lot. While it’s likely the lawyer is a true believer this sounds like the “pound the table” part of that lawyer joke. edit: oh no that picture didn’t load, didn’t realize the lawyer asked before they moved
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Mr. Nice! posted:Currently making GBS threads on this in lawyer discord with other lawgoons and the consensus is jail his rear end. We have a lawyer discord?
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MazelTovCocktail posted:We have a lawyer discord? You have to ask for an invite and learn the secret handshake first.
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Hekk posted:You have to ask for an invite and learn the secret handshake first. 
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