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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i love how if we put these cameras all over cop cars to spy on people that would be a violation of our rights. but because private corporations don't have to respect our rights they can spy on us, and the government can just buy that data rather than spy on us directly and its now fine.

god drat capitalism is such a loving scan. amazon is a state company with a magic shield that prevents it from accountability

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Rutibex posted:

i love how if we put these cameras all over cop cars to spy on people that would be a violation of our rights. but because private corporations don't have to respect our rights they can spy on us, and the government can just buy that data rather than spy on us directly and its now fine.

god drat capitalism is such a loving scan. amazon is a state company with a magic shield that prevents it from accountability

we have a nest camera/doorbell which is owned by google, who I'm sure would never sell their customer's data without consent

now to take a big sip of water

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Rutibex posted:

i love how if we put these cameras all over cop cars to spy on people that would be a violation of our rights

lol

not according to 21st-century courts

at least devices that let the police "see" through walls still require a warrant to be used. so far, anyway

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/PA/status/1357049597529649152?s=19

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




is he also going to get killed by covid-19

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's ok a mystery donator will just get him some robot lungs too

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

is he also going to get killed by covid-19

depends on whether his kids are PR-savvy and have a book deal lined up

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

oh come on is the juice box attachment really necessary in an emergency

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Rutibex posted:

oh come on is the juice box attachment really necessary in an emergency

yeah, if you are in an environment that requires a mask taking it off to eat or drink is not a great idea no matter what restaurant associations or chambers of commerce tell you

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Delta-Wye posted:

yeah, if you are in an environment that requires a mask taking it off to eat or drink is not a great idea no matter what restaurant associations or chambers of commerce tell you

This statement is violence against small business owners

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



The Oldest Man posted:

This statement is violence against small business owners

We should do more of that then.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
This thread about a terrible internet of things device for enterprise is amazing

we're literally going to be living in some Deus Ex HR poo poo where you can hack your way into anything because it's all interconnected with garbage tier computer devices with unsafe networks

https://twitter.com/OverSoftNL/status/1357296455615197184?s=19

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

"Alright, remember, COVID-22 is even deadlier than ever. Check your respirators and-"

*CAPR begins playing pirated low bitrate Bruno Mars*

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005


it’s still weird to me how shameless amazon is about wanting a mic or camera recording everyone at all times

remember when they floated their Echo Spot “alarm clock” with a camera/mic to “make video calls at your bedside” and the Look camera that would record you getting dressed so it could “suggest outfits”? just blatantly creepy poo poo that nobody loving asked for that amazon used as probes to see just how much privacy people were willing to give up

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

smarxist posted:

This thread about a terrible internet of things device for enterprise is amazing

we're literally going to be living in some Deus Ex HR poo poo where you can hack your way into anything because it's all interconnected with garbage tier computer devices with unsafe networks

https://twitter.com/OverSoftNL/status/1357296455615197184?s=19

goddamn that thing has been sold for at least 3 years hahahaha

at some level you gotta wonder if that's intentional, cause I mean, setting up a front like that to get into a network sounds like a low cost way to get access to literally millions of dollars worth of data

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Tempora Mutantur posted:

goddamn that thing has been sold for at least 3 years hahahaha

at some level you gotta wonder if that's intentional, cause I mean, setting up a front like that to get into a network sounds like a low cost way to get access to literally millions of dollars worth of data

id say if it was intentional itd be better designed and hidden away but then that might show intent, compared to having the excuse that youre just incredibly incompetent so, hm.

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Tiler Kiwi posted:

id say if it was intentional itd be better designed and hidden away but then that might show intent, compared to having the excuse that youre just incredibly incompetent so, hm.

It would also take effort and leave a manufacturing trail whereas just cramming trash tier highschool computer lab hardware with no security protections at all is something that you can do with literally no effort whatsoever and leave no evidence except the full image of that dev's desktop which probably contains shortcuts to all the porn he was keeping on the NAS

poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo
who the gently caress would ship on pi like that, that's fuckin nuts, thats baby day 1 first page of the raspberry pi docs stuff

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

SchnorkIes posted:

who the gently caress would ship on pi like that, that's fuckin nuts, thats baby day 1 first page of the raspberry pi docs stuff

listen we're going to go fast and break things

and then once we've got a broken thing we're going to get the cheapest injection moulded enclosure possible slap it in and ship that shiiiiiiiiiiiit

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

quote:

The UW Master of Science in Technology Innovation Program

The M.S. in Technology Innovation prepares you to develop connected devices and robotics solutions that address real-world problems. In this intensive 15-month program based at the Steve Ballmer Building in Bellevue, Washington, students learn how to take an innovative idea from concept to development and launch.

Don't ever send me alumni fundraising emails ever again UW

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
the real lovely cyberpunk dystopia is the twitter threads we had to see along the way

poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A COMPUTE MODULE INTO A CHEAP ENCLOSURE. ITS RASPBERRY PI AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START TRANSMITTING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO THE OPEN WEB ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JEFF BEZOS.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

SchnorkIes posted:

who the gently caress would ship on pi like that, that's fuckin nuts, thats baby day 1 first page of the raspberry pi docs stuff

if you've been contracted to make a thing, and you've got more money than time, and you won't personally ever be held responsible, gently caress 'em

poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo

more falafel please posted:

if you've been contracted to make a thing, and you've got more money than time, and you won't personally ever be held responsible, gently caress 'em

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=48

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

SchnorkIes posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A COMPUTE MODULE INTO A CHEAP ENCLOSURE. ITS RASPBERRY PI AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START TRANSMITTING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO THE OPEN WEB ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JEFF BEZOS.

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I got my masters of technology innovation at the Steve Ballmer Building, and I’ve been involved in numerous seed and series A funding rounds, and I have over 300 confirmed unicorns.

I am trained in copypasting from stack overflow and I’m the top entrepreneur under 40 in the entire US armed forbses. You are nothing to me but just another M&A opportunity. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words.

You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of angel investors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your LinkedIn profile. You’re loving dead, kid. I can get a VC pitch meeting anywhere, anytime, and I can blackball you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rolodex.

Not only am I extensively trained in moonshots, but I have access to the entire investment portfolio of Citadel Capital Management and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will take a picture of your prototype and have some fly by night reverse engineering shop in China list it on Amazon Global Store before you make it out the door.

You’re loving dead, kiddo.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

SchnorkIes posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A COMPUTE MODULE INTO A CHEAP ENCLOSURE. ITS RASPBERRY PI AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START TRANSMITTING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO THE OPEN WEB ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JEFF BEZOS.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

the game industry might be poo poo but I'm so glad I didn't go into enterprise tech, or, my original plan, infosec

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

SchnorkIes posted:

who the gently caress would ship on pi like that, that's fuckin nuts, thats baby day 1 first page of the raspberry pi docs stuff

if you can get people to pay up for that, why bother with more

minimum effort, maximum profit

Crow Buddy
Oct 30, 2019

Guillotines?!? We don't need no stinking guillotines!

It was selling for three years and probably took two weeks of someone copy and pasting example code together, so this is an incredibly successful tech product.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



The Oldest Man posted:

"Alright, remember, COVID-22 is even deadlier than ever. Check your respirators and-"

*CAPR begins playing pirated low bitrate Bruno Mars*

note for those who didn't click through: it literally has a bruno mars mp3 in the developers home directory

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/alldrittowen/status/1357742828215009290?s=21

AP posted:

CARSON CITY, Nev. (AP) — Planned legislation to establish new business areas in Nevada would allow technology companies to effectively form separate local governments.

Democratic Gov. Steve Sisolak announced a plan to launch so-called Innovation Zones in Nevada to jumpstart the state’s economy by attracting technology firms, Las Vegas Review-Journal reported Wednesday.

The zones would permit companies with large areas of land to form governments carrying the same authority as counties, including the ability to impose taxes, form school districts and courts and provide government services.

The measure to further economic development with the “alternative form of local government” has not yet been introduced in the Legislature.

Sisolak pitched the concept in his State of the State address delivered Jan. 19. The plan would bring in new businesses at the forefront of “groundbreaking technologies” without the use of tax abatements or other publicly funded incentive packages that previously helped Nevada attract companies like Tesla Inc.

Sisolak named Blockchains, LLC as a company that had committed to developing a “smart city” in an area east of Reno after the legislation has passed.

The draft proposal said the traditional local government model is “inadequate alone” to provide the resources to make Nevada a leader in attracting and retaining businesses and fostering economic development in emerging technologies and industries.

The Governor’s Office of Economic Development would oversee applications for the zones, which would be limited to companies working in specific business areas including blockchain, autonomous technology, the Internet of Things, robotics, artificial intelligence, wireless, biometrics and renewable resource technology.

Zone requirements would include applicants owning at least 78 square miles (202 square kilometers) of undeveloped, uninhabited land within a single county but separate from any city, town or tax increment area. Companies would have at least $250 million and plans to invest an additional $1 billion in their zones over 10 years.

The zones would initially operate with the oversight of their location counties, but would eventually take over county duties and become independent governmental bodies.

The zones would have three-member supervisor boards with the same powers as county commissioners. The businesses would maintain significant control over board membership.

The governor’s economic development office did not respond to questions about the zones Wednesday.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Democrats unironically supporting bringing back company towns. loving amazing.

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

this is really psychotic https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3gk3w/amazon-is-forcing-its-warehouse-workers-into-brutal-megacycle-shifts

quote:

The ultimatum presented to workers at DCH1 reflects a broader strategy in the U.S. for Amazon. The company has been quietly transitioning warehouse workers at delivery stations nationwide to the "megacycle" shift in recent months. The megacycle shift collapses shorter shifts into one 10-hour shift that begins around 1 am and ends around lunchtime. It's unclear where the term megacycle originated but it's used by both managers and workers to describe 10-hour graveyard shifts, workers tell Motherboard. An Amazon spokesperson told Motherboard that more than half of its last-mile delivery network has already transitioned to the new model.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Thanatosian posted:

Democrats unironically supporting bringing back company towns. loving amazing.

I think this is beyond company towns and we're approaching Real Shadowrun Corporate Extraterritoriality

i.e.:

quote:

The zones would permit companies with large areas of land to form governments carrying the same authority as counties, including the ability to impose taxes, form school districts and courts and provide government services.

looking forward to seeing AmazonPoLease coming through to evict Amazonians behind on their AmazonLivingCube payments

(it's not law yet but just fuckin looooool and nevada already has Tony Hsieh, of Zappos, running a section of old downtown vegas anyway as a private operation)

what a fuckin time to be alive

Tempora Mutantur has issued a correction as of 19:32 on Feb 5, 2021

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Crow Buddy posted:

probably took two weeks of someone copy and pasting example code together,

This is literally how our old web guy blagged his way into being 'senior web dev'.

Don't under estimate copy&paste..

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Tempora Mutantur posted:

looking forward to seeing AmazonPoLease coming through to evict Amazonians behind on their AmazonLivingCube payments

Never happen. They won't need anyone to evict you. If your rent is unpaid your Amazon Ring Smart Door just locks you out.

It won't often get that far though. The SmarTown also owns the only bank, and is the employer at all the jobs. As soon as it detects that you soon won't be able to afford your LivingCube, it automatically downgrades you to the FunCubby or CotShare Barracks that you can afford.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Tempora Mutantur posted:


what a fuckin time to be alive


don't tell that to tony hsieh

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Facebook Aunt posted:

Never happen. They won't need anyone to evict you. If your rent is unpaid your Amazon Ring Smart Door just locks you out.

It won't often get that far though. The SmarTown also owns the only bank, and is the employer at all the jobs. As soon as it detects that you soon won't be able to afford your LivingCube, it automatically downgrades you to the FunCubby or CotShare Barracks that you can afford.

Jesus Christ it’s the “Mana” universe.

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poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo

Mid to noon is a great shift on a fuckin oil rig where the entire place caters to that schedule

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