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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...


Alex Salmond: Don't these people understand? I was aquited for Rape, by admitting to being a sex pest! That means nothing bad happened and I should go back to being popular! That's how politics work!

Edit:
My cats, Amy and Lara, have never been charged with any sex crimes.

The Question IRL fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Feb 5, 2021

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I try to be chill with generation war stuff as it's mostly unhelpful, but I am finding the idea of vaccine passports so the boomers we've been sat inside for a year to save can go on summer holidays while the rest of are stuck on plague island to be extremely resentfulness-inducing.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Camrath posted:

I am sad to report however that I’m currently not able to ship outside of the UK. I know there are several fudge fans on the mainland, and I’m deeply sorry that our government has hosed up your fudge supply. As soon as I find a solution, I will let you know

Not that this affects me personally, but how does it work with Northern Ireland?

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


feedmegin posted:

Not that this affects me personally, but how does it work with Northern Ireland?

For the moment I can ship as normal, though delivery times may be increased.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

notaspy posted:

jesus christ Jose, wtf happened to your avatar?

penile shrinkage is only temporary, my friend

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

The Question IRL posted:

Edit:
My cats, Amy and Lara, have never been charged with any sex crimes.

This kinda implies they've been arrested on suspicion of sex crimes?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

notaspy posted:

jesus christ Jose, wtf happened to your avatar?

majesty

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I keep hearing the song when I look at it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

my "my cats have never been convicted and imprisoned in the uk for sex crimes" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few




Was this you?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/thetimesscot/status/1357667215902978050?s=20

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008


Wouldn't it be nice if all these shitbags who go on about Stalinism actually got sent to Gulags

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Sure... will just set myself against the person with the +60 approval rating.

What a loving ego.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

feedmegin posted:

Wouldn't it be nice if all these shitbags who go on about Stalinism actually got sent to Gulags
genderno-neytral'nyye lagerei

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Camrath posted:

The Fudge Shop is open!

Hey guys, super stoked to report that Fudjit is now fully back in operation! There are currently six flavours stocked on the website, and we will be adding several new ones each week going forwards!

And though I say it myself, this is probably the best fudge I’ve made so far- the new kitchen is working out really well :)

We have four popular flavours as well as two brand new ones available. These are:

* Original Vanilla
* Milk Chocolate
* Dark Chocolate
* Chocolate Orange
* Toblerone - everyone’s favourite triangular treat combined with our smoothest fudge. The honey nougat has melted into the fudge to give a slight chew and subtle background flavour
* Pretzelicious - chocolate dipped pretzels enrobed in slightly salted fudge, for a great combo of salt and sweet, smoothness and crunch.


Going forwards the goal is to introduce an ‘experimental’ flavour at least several times a month- if there’s any flavour you’d like me to try out making please let me know either here or via email to Fudjit.orders@gmail.com and I’ll see what can be done!

All stock is now live and for sale at https://www.fudjit.co.uk - use the special goon discount code ‘roastbeefisbest’ to get five bags for the price of four :)

I am sad to report however that I’m currently not able to ship outside of the UK. I know there are several fudge fans on the mainland, and I’m deeply sorry that our government has hosed up your fudge supply. As soon as I find a solution, I will let you know

Happy fudging, guys and gals

Just ordered. My attempt at a voucher saying roastlambisbest didn’t work. :argh:

Guavanaut posted:

genderno-neytral'nyye lagerei

With unisex toilets, I assume?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

keep punching joe posted:

Sure... will just set myself against the person with the +60 approval rating.

What a loving ego.

QC brain is a terrible affliction

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

feedmegin posted:

Wouldn't it be nice if all these shitbags who go on about Stalinism actually got sent to Gulags

Wouldn't it be nice if any of the people "persecuting" the shitbags were even vaguely left wing.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also if Cherry is accusing the SNP of "Stalinist revisionism" doesn't that imply that she considers herself to be following a more orthodox post-Stalinist ML doctrine such as Hoxhaism and is accusing Sturgeon of abandoning the scientific socialism of ML for liberalism, or alternatively that she doesn't have a loving clue what she's going on about.
:thunk:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Guavanaut posted:

Also if Cherry is accusing the SNP of "Stalinist revisionism" doesn't that imply that she considers herself to be following a more orthodox post-Stalinist ML doctrine such as Hoxhaism and is accusing Sturgeon of abandoning the scientific socialism of ML for liberalism, or alternatively that she doesn't have a loving clue what she's going on about.
:thunk:

None of this actually enters the thought process of people who say "Stalinist purges" when they mean "I got fired and I hate it", hth

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Guavanaut posted:

Also if Cherry is accusing the SNP of "Stalinist revisionism" doesn't that imply that she considers herself to be following a more orthodox post-Stalinist ML doctrine such as Hoxhaism and is accusing Sturgeon of abandoning the scientific socialism of ML for liberalism, or alternatively that she doesn't have a loving clue what she's going on about.
:thunk:

I don't like Stalin, I don't like this, therefore this is Stalinism

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


What's the deal with QCs? My understanding is its a twitter blue tick but for real life British government larpers

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Stalin did actually do revisionism tbf

Like all the times he travelled back in time and arranged for his opponents to openly & publicly say the things he later accused them of having said

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Communist Thoughts posted:

What's the deal with QCs? My understanding is its a twitter blue tick but for real life British government larpers

It's Barrister/Advocate, title a solicitor requires to speak in higher courts.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


therattle posted:

Just ordered. My attempt at a voucher saying roastlambisbest didn’t work. :argh:

Don't worry kiddo, you'll understand after the next round of crispchat.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
I have a nervous feeling that if I keep leaving a comment with the order that pickled onion is better I may just end up with pickled onion fudge

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Communist Thoughts posted:

What's the deal with QCs? My understanding is its a twitter blue tick but for real life British government larpers

Apparently self-importance to the point of self-delusion is a vital quality in the profession.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
A' bloo bloo its the EU's fault that we didn't bother to read the rules, or heed any concerns about the concerns people have been raising for the last 6 years.

https://twitter.com/adampayne26/status/1357675043145269248

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
What does someone even have to do to breach the ministerial code in a johnson government where johnson himself is the final arbiter of what a breach is.

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1357693847271317509

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Convex posted:

I have a nervous feeling that if I keep leaving a comment with the order that pickled onion is better I may just end up with pickled onion fudge

Now there’s a plan..
Garlic fudge is certainly on the menu for the future, so..

therattle posted:

Just ordered. My attempt at a voucher saying roastlambisbest didn’t work. :argh:

Simultaneously, thank you for your order and aww, bless your heart. You will come to understand :)

(It’s a monster munch thing.. with regards the actual meats, I’d back you to the hilt on that one)

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Oh my god this line from the shellfish article

quote:

The government considered having Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster Michael Gove send the letter to the EU, in an indication of how serious it believes the issue to be.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Why do they talk about a "EU ban" like something materially changed from the EU side? It's just a mechanistic consequence of a change in the UK's status.

Maybe those fishers should retrain to, idk, Cyber. Become phishers instead.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Btw., is Gove going to be the next PM once Bojo abdicates?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Camrath posted:

Now there’s a plan..
Garlic fudge is certainly on the menu for the future, so..


Simultaneously, thank you for your order and aww, bless your heart. You will come to understand :)

(It’s a monster munch thing.. with regards the actual meats, I’d back you to the hilt on that one)

Ah so. I’m abstaining from monster munch chat. I have no strong views on the matter. That might change if they did a roast lamb version.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Because it is customary for the government to blame everything it doesn't like on the EU, and the fact that we are not in the EU any more doesn't change that.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

peanut- posted:

Oh my god this line from the shellfish article

Lollll imagining some Belgian technocratic functionary struggling to comprehend or care what a Duchy of Lancaster is

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I am struggling to imagine many people from the UK knowing or caring tbqh.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

peanut- posted:

Oh my god this line from the shellfish article

It's fine stop fearmongering, this real estate agent consultant guys so

https://twitter.com/WhiteIain/status/1357603232843988993

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Because it is customary for the government to blame everything it doesn't like on the EU, and the fact that we are not in the EU any more doesn't change that.

This is why the Government has decreed that all negative factors hampering the country's economic prosperity will be henceforth designated illegal foreign incursions from the newly recognised Brexit 'Extended Universe'. Further detail of this existential threat can be clearly seen in dramatic satellite footage captured just this morning:



The only known defence against this encroaching evil is a mandatory national clap at 6pm daily.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Convex posted:

This is why the Government has decreed that all negative factors hampering the country's economic prosperity will be henceforth designated illegal foreign incursions from the newly recognised Brexit 'Extended Universe'. Further detail of this existential threat can be clearly seen in dramatic satellite footage captured just this morning:



The only known defence against this encroaching evil is a mandatory national clap at 6pm daily.

Extremely inefficient supply lines from the mainland there. Must be all that red tape!

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Failed Imagineer posted:

Lollll imagining some Belgian technocratic functionary struggling to comprehend or care what a Duchy of Lancaster is
"Like the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg but even dumber."

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