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steinrokkan posted:Well at least it isn't dry I’ll take dry over “smothered in cum”
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Careful now, the Dicksucking Factory have spies everywhere
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Feb 5, 2021 14:51
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You guys have it all wrong. That's a Hawaiian pizza, the chef had pineapple for breakfast.
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Feb 5, 2021 14:58
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What’s everyone’s opinion on Jet’s pizza?
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:What’s everyone’s opinion on Jizz pizza?
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Jet’s of hot pizza cum
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:What’s everyone’s opinion on Jet’s pizza? Pizzas baked with a jet engine? I'd like to see how they do that without reducing the dish to loose ash.
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Feb 5, 2021 16:55
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 Possibly the worst one I've seen so far. I mean, besides what it looks like, wtf is that? Thinned out mayo? Gooey frosting?
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You can see where the table is sloped and all the cum has pooled to one side
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Pennywise the Frown posted:wtf is that? Thinned out mayo? Gooey frosting? Tuffleized Super Saiyan Strongest Form 2 Catupiry
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Plantain + catupiry = Plantupiry? Give me money for this
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Feb 6, 2021 00:37
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Made with tomato CON CET RATE!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:
It's a flatbread banana cobler with extra vanilla sauce.
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That's another signature brazilian sweet pizza, banana and straight condensed milk, pretty drat good and will rot your teeth instantly
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bagual posted:That's another signature brazilian sweet pizza, banana and straight condensed milk, pretty drat good and will rot your teeth instantly 
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Feb 6, 2021 23:16
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I get the condensed milk and banana but why have them on a chewy pita bread?! Surely this would be much more satisfying on pastry dough or even just a crispy toasted bread.
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Feb 6, 2021 23:36
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i mean it's supposed to look like this but nature uhh...  finds a way... 
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Feb 6, 2021 23:43
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it's plan-tastic!
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Before this thread I used to think you can't really go wrong with pizza - at its most basic it's still just okay. What a fool I was. A total idiot.
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Too Greedy. Pizza got all Balrogged.
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Before this thread I used to think you can't really go wrong with pizza - at its most basic it's still just okay. Technically that cum banana disaster is a pizza in the definition of foccia dough, sauce, condiments. But I rule that the term Pizza was always used for savoury dishes and therefore it's not a pizza but a poo poo snack for babies.
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Took a moment to realise the pizza place wasn't called Takeaway Trauma
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The Vile Stuff posted:Took a moment to realise the pizza place wasn't called Takeaway Trauma no, that's associated with the heart attack grill
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A supreme or deluxe pizza with say, 6 ingredients can't have the volume of 1 topping times six- after a certain point they just aren't going to cook or they're going to bleed out too much moisture onto the actual pizza. The pricing for additional toppings is the most bullshit thing about ordering pizza (though menu listed 'specialty' pizzas usually take this into account with their pricing/topping distribution) but this place seems to at least be trying to give the customer their money's worth. I'm with the joint on this one
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Feb 7, 2021 15:16
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Yeah put that poo poo as a crumble or a crisp, not on a pizza crust.
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:What’s everyone’s opinion on Jet’s pizza? Fine. Not terrible. Probably the only chain that serves detroit style in your state.
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:What’s everyone’s opinion on Jet’s pizza? Of all the national chains it’s my go to because it has the best consistency.
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pacerhimself posted:Yeah put that poo poo as a crumble or a crisp, not on a pizza crust. If I can't have sliced phallus-fruit coverd in hot thick white ROPES piled HIGH then it's not the worst ever, is it? No. I demand my pizza pie full of cream be able cover my face before I tell it how bad it is, is that too much to ask?
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A deep dish filled with vanilla creme patisserie? So that every single bite you take spills hot white goo all over your hands and shirt? I had hoped you were classy enough to be satisfied with a small eclaire.
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Feb 7, 2021 18:04
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That's how they come naturally I'm sorry mom only ever fed you pizza tendies
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Big Beef City posted:That's how they come naturally I'm sorry mom only ever fed you pizza tendies the pizzaloin is actually the best part of the pizza loser
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Feb 7, 2021 18:11
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But is it kosher?
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Feb 7, 2021 18:14
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*shakes head* that's why you ask em for boneless pizza.
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davidspackage posted:*shakes head* that's why you ask em for boneless pizza. Then you get some gross mechanically separated pressure formed pizza. No, I get my pizza bone-in to ensure I'm not eating reconstituted pizza slurry. Same goes for fish wings too, insist on bone-in or you don't know what you're getting. 
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shadow puppet of a posted:Then you get some gross mechanically separated pressure formed pizza. What the gently caress Canada
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Grandma always did say it was wasteful to throw the fish wings, there's a lot of meat on 'em.
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